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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Scrooged was also pretty good.

    I liked it a lot as a kid but it didn't really hold up when I watched it a few years ago. Still has some good moments though.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie. I recognise no poll that does not include the correct answer.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Ice Harvest
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm very tired of the Die Hard is a Christmas movie talk

    it was clever like 5 years ago

    And conan o'brien would know about people not giving a shit based on his ratings.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    actually, this one even has the watermark.........

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerlLF2JMZU

    For real, though, as a kid, around Christmas time, this channel would air just a LOT of Asterix films, as well as other animated features. Like Princess Mononoke, for instance.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Jingle All the Way!
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    There was some old movie with nutcracker soldiers that fired cannons or something that was live action but I can't recall any more details. hrm.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    Bad Santa has both Bernie Mac and John Ritter in their last good comic roles.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Bogart wrote: »
    Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie. I recognise no poll that does not include the correct answer.

    Marley and Marley! OoooOOOoooooh!

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    just got the most intense urge to go skiing

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Ice Harvest
    Bogart wrote: »
    Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie. I recognise no poll that does not include the correct answer.

    So time for a chatexit as is the custom with your people?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm starting a ironic vaporwave off-shoot version of celebrating Christmas.

    It's all very self-aware and navel-gazy and just utterly joyless but it is very aesthetic.
    If you make an unironic vaporwave christmas, let me know. I think there's something there.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Kamiro wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Honestly I just buy a parsley, a cilantro, and a green onion every week. Most weeks I use them, occasionally I end up with liquid parsley in the drawer. Still worth it.

    Sometimes I forget I bought parsley/cilantro already and then buy ANOTHER one. And then only end up using part of one and then I have two bags of liquid in my fridge.

    :bro:
    It is tough being us

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    Die Hard is a Halloween movie actually, just like Nightmare Before Christmas

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm very tired of the Die Hard is a Christmas movie talk

    it was clever like 5 years ago

    And conan o'brien would know about people not giving a shit based on his ratings.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm starting a ironic vaporwave off-shoot version of celebrating Christmas.

    It's all very self-aware and navel-gazy and just utterly joyless but it is very aesthetic.
    If you make an unironic vaporwave christmas, let me know. I think there's something there.

    Is that just “last Christmas I gave you my heart” with reverb

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Die Hard is a Halloween movie actually, just like Nightmare Before Christmas

    Now I have a machine gun. Boo. Boo. Boo.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    There's an awful lot of Conans bringing it up on their own to talk about how much they don't want to be talking about it

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    I bought Die Hard on blu ray off a friend while she had a moving sale last year. I suppose I should watch it.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Love actually is the best

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    That's the thing, "disruption" is an ideology about rapid change with little preparation. That's the explicit motto, right--move fast and break stuff.

    I agree that institutions should be audited and constantly pushed to reform and improve, but that's a process that demands rigour, research, expertise, familiarity, cost/benefit analysis, etc. It's a lengthy, neverending process, and trying to shortcut it has nasty long-term consequences

    The problem is that institutions necessarily have to exist in an environment where they're competing with these forces of rapid change regardless. I think a major issue with our existing apparatus for putting our foot on the breaks is that it just can't keep up the pace and it's failing us for this reason. The pace has changed, we need people with more knowledge of these fields regulating faster.

    I think there's something to be said for the need for more drastic interventions. Sometimes institutions hit dead ends and need to be ripped up and re-planted. Revolutions can become necessary, particularly when we're stuck in these configurations where what ought to be a normalizing process is shredding us in half. Acknowledging that there is significant cost involved in this is vital, but iterating isn't always an option.

    do you have an example where iterating isn't an option

    i agree it's not an option for like NYC and Boston cabbies, but Uber is also very very bad

    it seems like you're excited about technology and so want to accelerate things and are thus tempted to decide things are failing us when in fact it just kind of always sucks you can't improve results by going faster

    I mean, our data and security regulations are completely non-existent, net neutrality is dead, no one is lifting a finger against the massive tech trusts, our entire democracy was blind-sided by the advent of internet disinformation, social media platforms are completely unregulated, massive amounts of money has been stolen in cryptocurrency scams and we are being completely and utterly raided by corrupt oligarchs. Meanwhile companies like uber are manipulating existing laws to do things to contractors that were never imagined by the people who wrote them. Our government has no idea what the fuck is coming for it when machine learning reaches the next level of development and the human rights abuses that will inevitably lead to, and the people who realize this is all going on are completely powerless to do anything about it. Our institutions are being absolutely trampled.

    I'm not excited about technology, I am horrified of it, and how completely under-prepared our institutions are to defend us from it.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Die Hard
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Jingle All the Way!
    arnold-schwarzenegger-sinbad-jingle-all-the-way-20th-century-fox-110215-638x425.jpg

    There was some old movie with nutcracker soldiers that fired cannons or something that was live action but I can't recall any more details. hrm.

    jingle all the way

    god i remember that movie

    tyrannus on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Ice Harvest
    VishNub wrote: »
    Love actually is the best

    Vish baby please please don't do this.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    There's an awful lot of Conans bringing it up on their own to talk about how much they don't want to be talking about it

    it's on the top of the thread

    what do you want

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Preacher wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Love actually is the best

    Vish baby please please don't do this.

    Love Christmas is all around me

    VishNub on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I don't see the Star Wars Christmas special on there Preach.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Also, the Netflix christmas movie is bad, and you should not watch it.

    The one with Kurt Russell?

    A whole movie just so he didn't have to shave his Avengers beard.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    actually, this one even has the watermark.........

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerlLF2JMZU

    For real, though, as a kid, around Christmas time, this channel would air just a LOT of Asterix films, as well as other animated features. Like Princess Mononoke, for instance.
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    ah...hrmm...

    and then there's a gag about him getting so scared he turns white? yes i see

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Ice Harvest
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I don't see the Star Wars Christmas special on there Preach.

    You also don't see the dresden bombing on there mazzy, I didn't include war crimes for a reason.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    @Preacher

    Every now and then I try to go to the link in your signature and I am left disappointed every time

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Its A wonderful Life
    It's a Wonderful Life is the best movie about how you're never going to be able to follow your dreams, followed by Up

    wandering on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I also grew up with John Denver the Muppets Christmas.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Ice Harvest
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Preacher

    Every now and then I try to go to the link in your signature and I am left disappointed every time

    As was my intention.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    just got the most intense urge to go skiing

    I'm getting 'Fish her season's pass for a local skihill as most of her Christmas present :D

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    Neco wrote: »
    I bought Die Hard on blu ray off a friend while she had a moving sale last year. I suppose I should watch it.
    it's good to be informed about how wrong the people who say it's the best Christmas movie truly are

    some day I plan on watching the Dawn of the Dead remake just so I can be justified when I narrow my eyes at people who say it's better than the original

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    i wanna go snowboarding

    but vegas tomorrow!!

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    wandering wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    I bought Die Hard on blu ray off a friend while she had a moving sale last year. I suppose I should watch it.
    it's good to be informed about how wrong the people who say it's the best Christmas movie truly are

    some day I plan on watching the Dawn of the Dead remake just so I can be justified when I narrow my eyes at people who say it's better than the original

    ??

    But the gritty remake is better than the corny original.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    @matt has a problem

    So one of my nephews is fire truck obsessed. And I found him a cardboard playset that is a fire truck. He can sit inside it, there are buttons and a steering wheel. And I got him a siren and lights to go on top. My sister is not pleased.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    actually, this one even has the watermark.........

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerlLF2JMZU

    For real, though, as a kid, around Christmas time, this channel would air just a LOT of Asterix films, as well as other animated features. Like Princess Mononoke, for instance.
    PO2pAwh.png?1
    ah...hrmm...

    and then there's a gag about him getting so scared he turns white? yes i see

    CRtIcFG.png

    movie was made by french people in the late 60s.

    Now, the depiction of the same character in the live action movies are......... marginally better.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Brody wrote: »
    Also, the Netflix christmas movie is bad, and you should not watch it.

    The one with Kurt Russell?

    A whole movie just so he didn't have to shave his Avengers beard.

    It has some of the worst puns I've heard in a while. @Feral would love it.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I grew up as a hippy in Colorado if my life didn't include an inordinate amount of John Denver something would be wrong.

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