@Enc it's not appropriate for the Bush thread but I couldn't resist wondering what the Apostle's Creed would look like in your large-font, small word bulleted list:
I believe in God
He made all the things.
Also I believe in Jesus
who was made when the holy spirit did it with Mary
and she got pregante.
Pilate was an asshole
and crucified him to death
but three days later he came back anyway
and went to heaven
to chill with God.
He's gonna come back one day
and point out every asshole since Pilate
so stop being one.
Also I believe in the holy spirit
because the earlier part would be hard to explain otherwise.
Also Peter's Church is a thing,
saints are real,
so is forgiveness,
and so is coming back after you die,
and also going to heaven.
Amen.
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We did a time challenge at the climbing gym today on a not very hard wall, but one of those where half the holds are gone and you use the faux rock structure instead, and I won with 1 minute and 12 seconds to the top.
Pretty easy wall but still 9 meters in a minute is pretty goog please clap
@Enc it's not appropriate for the Bush thread but I couldn't resist wondering what the Apostle's Creed would look like in your large-font, small word bulleted list:
I believe in God
He made all the things.
Also I believe in Jesus
who was made when the holy spirit did it with Mary
and she got pregante.
Pilate was an asshole
and crucified him to death
but three days later he came back anyway
and went to heaven
to chill with God.
He's gonna come back one day
and point out every asshole since Pilate
so stop being one.
Also I believe in the holy spirit
because the earlier part would be hard to explain otherwise.
it's not appropriate for the Bush thread but I couldn't resist wondering what the Apostle's Creed would look like in your large-font, small word bulleted list:
I believe in God
He made all the things.
Also I believe in Jesus
who was made when the holy spirit did it with Mary
and she got pregante.
Pilate was an asshole
and crucified him to death
but three days later he came back anyway
and went to heaven
to chill with God.
He's gonna come back one day
and point out every asshole since Pilate
so stop being one.
Also I believe in the holy spirit
because the earlier part would be hard to explain otherwise.
I sometimes see girls on Tinder years older than me that look like they're 25 and also see women 3 years younger than me that look really aged.
In conclusion, time is a lie.
Well I think a major part of that phenomenon might be that drugs are bad, not time dilatation
um excuse me
I never did any drugs and I look like a deflated basketball with a single ply sheet of construction paper esque paper towels pulled taut over the surface with splotches and stains then covered in hair
maybe the real issue here is expensive and aromatic skincare products?
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Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
my one regret in life may be that i was never on guts or maybe legends of the hidden temple
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
there are people aged 25 who are very mature, and people aged 35 who never grew up
consenting adults
Sure, but age differences are correlated with power imbalances that can have serious ramifications for both sex and partnership.
But outsiders should also not make assumptions about relationships between 2 consenting adults based and such a small amount of data. That's not cool nor helpful to anyone.
stacey how am i ever going to be a gossiping spinster if i don't make hasty and unfounded assumptions about people's relationships
We did a time challenge at the climbing gym today on a not very hard wall, but one of those where half the holds are gone and you use the faux rock structure instead, and I won with 1 minute and 12 seconds to the top.
Pretty easy wall but still 9 meters in a minute is pretty goog please clap
OH MAN
I thought the day might never come thank you thank you!
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
One time I saw a post by a dominatrix model who said she made her sub boyfriend take her birth control so he can't cum, I am kinkshaming giving hormones without medical advice.
Enc it's not appropriate for the Bush thread but I couldn't resist wondering what the Apostle's Creed would look like in your large-font, small word bulleted list:
I believe in God
He made all the things.
Also I believe in Jesus
who was made when the holy spirit did it with Mary
and she got pregante.
Pilate was an asshole
and crucified him to death
but three days later he came back anyway
and went to heaven
to chill with God.
He's gonna come back one day
and point out every asshole since Pilate
so stop being one.
Also I believe in the holy spirit
because the earlier part would be hard to explain otherwise.
Also Peter's Church is a thing,
saints are real,
so is forgiveness,
and so is coming back after you die,
and also going to heaven.
Amen.
spool32 Now make it 34 point, impact font.
Yeah what is this low effort hobbyist garbage
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I sometimes see girls on Tinder years older than me that look like they're 25 and also see women 3 years younger than me that look really aged.
In conclusion, time is a lie.
Well I think a major part of that phenomenon might be that drugs are bad, not time dilatation
um excuse me
I never did any drugs and I look like a deflated basketball with a single ply sheet of construction paper esque paper towels pulled taut over the surface with splotches and stains then covered in hair
maybe the real issue here is expensive and aromatic skincare products?
Supporting data point, I did a bunch and am sexier than a mf (you're welcome, Ronaldo)
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
oh no, not your office-chan?
Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
...that sounds like what someone does before they start some murder...maybe take a sick day tomorrow.
I sometimes see girls on Tinder years older than me that look like they're 25 and also see women 3 years younger than me that look really aged.
In conclusion, time is a lie.
Well I think a major part of that phenomenon might be that drugs are bad, not time dilatation
um excuse me
I never did any drugs and I look like a deflated basketball with a single ply sheet of construction paper esque paper towels pulled taut over the surface with splotches and stains then covered in hair
maybe the real issue here is expensive and aromatic skincare products?
Supporting data point, I did a bunch and am sexier than a mf (you're welcome, Ronaldo)
*batman thumbs up gif*
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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Mmm
No
A chat forum consensus will clear this all up and make very objective decisions that are highly informed
@spool32 Now make it 34 point, impact font.
As read by Christopher Walken
um excuse me
I never did any drugs and I look like a deflated basketball with a single ply sheet of construction paper esque paper towels pulled taut over the surface with splotches and stains then covered in hair
maybe the real issue here is expensive and aromatic skincare products?
i have no idea honestly
i'm pretty sure at least 30
I just knew if I got on Guts Moira Quirk would be my girlfriend
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OH MAN
I thought the day might never come thank you thank you!
its not too late
I'll send you a Blue Barracudas shirt for Christmas
i mean it's in the bylaws
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Your one regret? That’s the one?
Yeah what is this low effort hobbyist garbage
Supporting data point, I did a bunch and am sexier than a mf (you're welcome, Ronaldo)
I think there are two there, technically
i can't think of any others
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
oh no, not your office-chan?
no egrets
*batman thumbs up gif*
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I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
I took my agree back for this foul trickery.
I want you to know that.
Did you know she's done voice acting for Skyrim, SWTOR, Kingdoms of Amalamadingdong, and X:COM?
"No, Becky, you're--just--YOU'RE STARING AT THE MONKEY'S FACE HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IT'S BACKWARDS!"
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Fuck Joe Manchin
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.