Legacy [Chat]ing

Winky

Due to concerns for backwards compatibility you may only use language that existed before 1995 in this chat.

Any object-oriented or asynchronous chatting is strictly prohibited.

Sorry, but that's just what you get when you chat on large enterprise forums.

Qanamil

Time to wayback machine to some geocities homepages for pointers.

bowen

Winky wrote: »

Due to concerns for backwards compatibility you may only use language that existed before 1995 in this chat.

Any object-oriented or asynchronous chatting is strictly prohibited.

Sorry, but that's just what you get when you chat on large enterprise forums.

RIP in pepperonis Java

Variable

I've never rooted for any of you and I'm not starting today

HerrCron

I.... see.

*prepares to burn it all down*

Mazzyx

Ugh, I am so behind on advent of code. Been doing it in python and I think I forgot all the python I learned this summer.

Trace

hi [chat]

I won $5,000 on a $2 lotto scratch off today

spool32

10 print "hello, world"
20 goto 10

Snicketysnick

Radical

Mazzyx

Also I bet if I have to I can remember BASIC. First language I kind of learned on the commodore.

Ilpala

I love bringing up that dumb pilot. It is SO BAD.

Also, there was a really weird/dumb PC FPS for the series too.

JebusUD

vishnub wrote:

Or just an edible arrangement. Edible arrangements are like playing for keeps.

Nothing gets the ladies in a romantic mood more than an unreasonable amount of cantaloupe.

spool32

idea: highlander FPS battle royale

nexuscrawler

what the shit

Echo

5.times { puts "Hello!" }

Coinage

I heard a rumor that George Lucas may finally be going to make Star Wars Episode I, it's going to be so awesome and radical

Aegis

2 hour meeting with floor manager today.

I am now volunteered for being a trainer/reviewer for when the new program starts next year.

This sounds like responsibility, oh nooooooooooooooo

(also pretty much guaranteed 6 months contract extension, wheee)

HerrCron

Qanamil wrote: »

Time to wayback machine to some geocities homepages for pointers.

<marquee>Website Under Construction</marquee>

Feral

I wish there was a CMS as good as Drupal but written in something other than PHP.

JebusUD

https://www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/1995

Hahnsoo1

Sign the guestbook!

Visit the [chat] Webring!

Chanus

nexuscrawler wrote: »

what the shit

authentic 1994 slang documented in the movie the crow said by ernie hudson

bowen

Trace wrote: »

hi [chat]

I won $5,000 on a $2 lotto scratch off today

hi, it's me

your best friend who needs a garage for his house

Hahnsoo1

spool32 wrote: »

10 print "hello, world"
20 goto 10

10 print "I < 3 BOOBIES"

Winky

On the upside this chat does support Macromedia Flash.

Ilpala

Donkey Kong

Objective-C was created in 1984 and had crazy innovative shit in it, like its message-passing method invocation system that allowed for wacky runtime dynamism and fulfilled the promise of the model view controller pattern. True decoupling of the model was something that we'd only see much later from scripting languages like Python and Javascript. Java and other C derivatives never quite managed it in its purest form and had to resort to MVVM or weird bolt-ons like Qt's signal-slot system.

Qanamil

snap yo, good job hahnsoo

Chanus

Trace wrote: »

hi [chat]

I won $5,000 on a $2 lotto scratch off today

gambling is a sin in the eyes of the Lord but i just so happen to be a traveling priest selling indulgences

JebusUD

Snicketysnick wrote: »

Radical

This chat is pretty fresh.

Qanamil

Kamiro wrote: »

Don't forget the visitor counter

And constantly checking it / the metrics to see where people are visiting from.

Coinage

OBJECTION

In late 1996, web developer John Woodell created a highly compressed animated gif from the source movie, as part of a demo of the movie-to-gif process. Woodell later published the gif to his employee web page of the Internet startup where he worked. The animated gif then proliferated to numerous other web sites, and later proceeded to show up in a broad array of mainstream media, including television dramas (e.g. Ally McBeal), commercial advertisements, and music videos between 1997–1998.

Winky

Kamiro wrote: »

Don't forget the visitor counter

If you think about it, all analytics really is is just a fancy visitor counter.

Hahnsoo1

Qanamil wrote: »

snap yo, good job hahnsoo

I maek gud webpages!

I could be a webmaster! That's a thing, right?

Feral

BTW, remember when Ruby was the hot new thing?

(Lets see if Vanilla handles SVGs sanely)





Poor Ruby

(From an article about GitHub active users: https://www.benfrederickson.com/ranking-programming-languages-by-github-users/)

wandering

chanus wrote:

it’s tough because i like him

he’s a cool dude just trying to get along this life like everybody else

there's always option B

Man in threesome marriage: 'This should be the future of relationships'

Two bisexual women and one man proclaim threesome marriage "should be the future of relationships" and that their threesome parenting is "setting a good example."

Adam Lyons, 36, lives openly with two women, 28-year-old Brooke Shedd - with whom he has a two-year-old son, and 27-year-old Jane Shalakhova - who is eight months' pregnant with his third son. He already has a seven-year-old stepson from yet another relationship.

"Three parents are better than two," Lyons told the New York Post. "It enables us to manage daily life so much better."

He says he notices "normal" two-person couples are often exhausted and struggle to keep up with work and children. "With three people, it's logistically so much easier . . . We share out the responsibilities, and it fits our sexual preferences too."

http://www.canadiantimes.ca/ct2/index.php/canadian-values/stop-polygamy/2582-man-in-threesome-marriage-this-should-be-the-future-of-relationships

Qanamil

I only occasionally see unique non-university websites for authors/academics nowadays. If I do, 90% of the time it's a wordpress with no contact info and little content.

Chanus

wandering wrote: »

chanus wrote:

it’s tough because i like him

he’s a cool dude just trying to get along this life like everybody else

there's always option B

Man in threesome marriage: 'This should be the future of relationships'

Two bisexual women and one man proclaim threesome marriage "should be the future of relationships" and that their threesome parenting is "setting a good example."

Adam Lyons, 36, lives openly with two women, 28-year-old Brooke Shedd - with whom he has a two-year-old son, and 27-year-old Jane Shalakhova - who is eight months' pregnant with his third son. He already has a seven-year-old stepson from yet another relationship.

"Three parents are better than two," Lyons told the New York Post. "It enables us to manage daily life so much better."

He says he notices "normal" two-person couples are often exhausted and struggle to keep up with work and children. "With three people, it's logistically so much easier . . . We share out the responsibilities, and it fits our sexual preferences too."

http://www.canadiantimes.ca/ct2/index.php/canadian-values/stop-polygamy/2582-man-in-threesome-marriage-this-should-be-the-future-of-relationships

step one become a bisexual woman

on it

Winky

Oh man

Next time we're negotiating pay raises I will demand my job title be upgraded to webmaster

Echo

I like Ruby.

I'm sick and tired of loosely typed languages.

For a brief while I did Groovy, which is pretty much Ruby syntax on top of the Java VM.

Trace

bowen wrote: »

Trace wrote: »

hi [chat]

I won $5,000 on a $2 lotto scratch off today

hi, it's me

your best friend who needs a garage for his house

ha

that won't pay for a garage in new york state