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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Press T to pay respects to the Incredibles incest tumblr blogs
    Incestibles

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    If it hadnt been 5 years on Id guess that guy was perilously close to becoming a depressed paleontologist.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    There are some fairly fundamental mathematics that prevent that from being the future of relationships.
    psht

    I'll take a sample of men and women

    MFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM

    and divide it into threes...

    (MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)

    works fine!

    Excuse me but "mfmfmf" is clearly a dom-sub relationship.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    what

    what the fuck

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I blame TL DR for this page

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    what

    what the fuck

    Subtitle: The Ronaldo Story.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    https://abcnews.go.com/US/24-amazon-workers-hospital-bear-repellent-accident/story?id=59625712
    Twenty-four Amazon workers in New Jersey have been hospitalized after a robot accidentally tore a can of bear repellent spray in a warehouse, officials said.

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Bear detected

    Emergency protocol: Live

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    accidentally

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Door dash, I’ll pay to not leave the house.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    There are some fairly fundamental mathematics that prevent that from being the future of relationships.
    psht

    I'll take a sample of men and women

    MFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM

    and divide it into threes...

    (MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)

    works fine!

    I also see no indication that they're closed to other partners

    Husbando is pretty involved in the child-care for a family in our polycule

    He doesn't live with them but he's dating the mom and he babbysits a lot

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    There are some fairly fundamental mathematics that prevent that from being the future of relationships.
    psht

    I'll take a sample of men and women

    MFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM

    and divide it into threes...

    (MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)

    works fine!

    Excuse me but "mfmfmf" is clearly a dom-sub relationship.

    I laughed at this gag

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    There are some fairly fundamental mathematics that prevent that from being the future of relationships.
    psht

    I'll take a sample of men and women

    MFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM

    and divide it into threes...

    (MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)(FMF)(MFM)

    works fine!

    Excuse me but "mfmfmf" is clearly a dom-sub relationship.

    I laughed at this gag

    HEY

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    I knew feral would appreciate that terrible joke

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Also I'm putting together a Lego minifig version of their family as a Christmas gift

    Mom, dad, babby, and Husbando (dating mom)

    Shhhhh don't tell anybody it's a surprise

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    lemme smash

    please

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    BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Also I'm putting together a Lego minifig version of their family as a Christmas gift

    Mom, dad, babby, and Husbando (dating mom)

    Shhhhh don't tell anybody it's a surprise

    A single minifig that's 4 people combined into a writhing mass of horror?

    Why does no one get me gifts like that?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    That's how I should hit on my coworker

    "Wanna come over tomorrow and Smash

    ...

    ...

    ...

    Brothers?"

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    BSoB wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Also I'm putting together a Lego minifig version of their family as a Christmas gift

    Mom, dad, babby, and Husbando (dating mom)

    Shhhhh don't tell anybody it's a surprise

    A single minifig that's 4 people combined into a writhing mass of horror?

    Why does no one get me gifts like that?

    That would be legit amazing

    I should do that

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    ruby is used in ruby on rails which is a popular framework for startups because it allows you to get a product to market pretty quickly

    and then burst into flame and die as soon as they try to scale it

    or a user does something even slightly unexpected

    or a moth flutters though the server room

    or the servers uptime hits 5 whole minutes and that can't be allowed so it just self immolates

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    The QA engineer is fired, the architect is paid to build another bar

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    I feel like Captain America: Civil War missed a golden adaptation opportunity.
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    ruby is used in ruby on rails which is a popular framework for startups because it allows you to get a product to market pretty quickly

    and then burst into flame and die as soon as they try to scale it

    or a user does something even slightly unexpected

    or a moth flutters though the server room

    or the servers uptime hits 5 whole minutes and that can't be allowed so it just self immolates

    rk3x7ika27nk.jpg

    The QA engineer is fired, the architect is paid to build another bar

    I'm not defending management tier bros but I'm tentatively comfortable firing QA if the shipped software fails in the main use case

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Sorry that meme is banned there now

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Sleep wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    ruby is used in ruby on rails which is a popular framework for startups because it allows you to get a product to market pretty quickly

    and then burst into flame and die as soon as they try to scale it

    or a user does something even slightly unexpected

    or a moth flutters though the server room

    or the servers uptime hits 5 whole minutes and that can't be allowed so it just self immolates

    rk3x7ika27nk.jpg

    The QA engineer is fired, the architect is paid to build another bar

    I'm not defending management tier bros but I'm tentatively comfortable firing QA if the shipped software fails in the main use case

    And yet not the dude that delivered a program that fails the main use case.

    Sleep on
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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Which? The incest, solid dicks, or QA problems?

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Which? The incest, solid dicks, or QA problems?

    This post has been flagged for violating Tumblr's community guidelines.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Don't worry I know I exist in the role that takes responsibility for developer incompetence and suffers the consequences of their failures.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    ruby is used in ruby on rails which is a popular framework for startups because it allows you to get a product to market pretty quickly

    and then burst into flame and die as soon as they try to scale it

    or a user does something even slightly unexpected

    or a moth flutters though the server room

    or the servers uptime hits 5 whole minutes and that can't be allowed so it just self immolates

    rk3x7ika27nk.jpg

    The QA engineer is fired, the architect is paid to build another bar

    I'm not defending management tier bros but I'm tentatively comfortable firing QA if the shipped software fails in the main use case

    And yet not the dude that delivered a program that fails the main use case.

    i guess you want both to be fired?

    i could construct a situation where QA should not be, if they reported it constantly and nobody did anything, or where the architect should not be, if it was designed right and worked for most of the development and a late Changelist broke the main feature and QA never noticed

    we don't even have an actual issue to discuss i was just thrown by your comment because it seemed as if you were suggesting QA was probably innocent in most cases of catastrophic launch and I think that's a tough sell

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    I'm gone for 2 hours and the place is lousy with sex

    Typical

    Psn:wazukki
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I feel like Captain America: Civil War missed a golden adaptation opportunity.
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    this is so funny because he says dick
    i literally can’t even with this truth bomb

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    lemme smash

    please

    Well, since you said please.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    https://abcnews.go.com/US/24-amazon-workers-hospital-bear-repellent-accident/story?id=59625712
    Twenty-four Amazon workers in New Jersey have been hospitalized after a robot accidentally tore a can of bear repellent spray in a warehouse, officials said.

    I'm sure it'll come out of their pay, unless they just get fired.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    I'm in Vegas and yay for boobs

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    you can’t take your own trebuchet into most castles what did you expect emma

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    I'm gone for 2 hours and the place is lousy with sex

    Typical

    Better than sexy with louse.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    you can’t take your own trebuchet into most castles what did you expect emma

    So much for freedom of breach.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    bighogmomblog is definitely banned for violating community guidelines

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    A polycule is a 3d maze of cubic rooms full of gruesome traps that a shadowing authoritarian government throws agitators in.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    you can’t take your own trebuchet into most castles what did you expect emma

    YOU DONT TAKE TREBUCHETS INTO CASTLES! You use them against castles god damn it millenials.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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