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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    (FGL)

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Morning poops

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    (OBX)

    q8oyz5d3bmpx.jpg

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i've always wanted to make a parklife parody with salt life but there's no intersection between the groups who would be familiar with either

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Salt Life is the ugliest stupidest thing and it's fine but why can't I get rich by slapping together some simple meaningless branding

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    surprisingly shoveling my driveway did not improve my cough

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Wasn’t salt life literally created as a brand? Like it wasn’t some underground thing that got appropriated. It was literally started as a brand to sell shit.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Wasn’t salt life literally created as a brand? Like it wasn’t some underground thing that got appropriated. It was literally started as a brand to sell shit.

    i don't know but i'd believe it

    NO FEAR

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Let's come up with the next big bumper sticker

    Grass Boy
    Art Grandma
    Social ME-dia
    Life Life
    Dog Mom AF

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i bet you could get mileage out of Dog Mom AF

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Dirt Time
    Sand?
    Mud Forever

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i bet you could get mileage out of Dog Mom AF

    It's a real one somebody posted about here, I think it's from DogRates I'm a fraud

    11/10 Doing a Heckin Copyright Infringe

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    good to know my business acumen is still on point

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I rise.

    Good morning, [chat]!

    I'm feeling philosophical this morning; I can't know why

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I rise.

    Good morning, [chat]!

    I'm feeling philosophical this morning; I can't know why

    kant you

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I rise.

    Good morning, [chat]!

    I'm feeling philosophical this morning; I can't know why
    probably ate too many beans

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    It’s 27 degrees out, the train’s 15 minutes late, and this poor bastard’s in shorts cause he rode his bike in but now he’s just standing there.

    So long, bicycle guy.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    with great risk comes mediocre rewards

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    And now the train will not be stopping here so we have to wait for the next one.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Honk look up the entire North Carolina coastline

    God, gross

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I’ve cut open bicycle guy and crawled inside him for warmth.

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I want to sound like I was born and raised in the state of Delaware which I now know exist

    exists

    exist's

    Oh hey I am on my way back there right now

    :|

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I want to sound like I was born and raised in the state of Delaware which I now know exist

    exists

    exist's

    Oh hey I am on my way back there right now

    :|

    I learned about it last week or whenever it was when you were there actually.

    Are you there to escape taxes?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I don’t want to have to adult outside of work

    Work is bad enough

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm sun's coming up

    guess it's time to go see if i can make it to the office without dying

    normally i would just say fuck it and work from home but i know they did a bunch of stuff over the weekend that rolls downhill to me and is probably all just sitting on my desk right now

    Do you find out about job stuff today, or was that meeting replaced with "you still have a job see you Monday"

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Also I think I've done some real evil to my arm lifting all this damn luggage onto this damn train. Some real bullshit I tell you. Pray for me.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I want to sound like I was born and raised in the state of Delaware which I now know exist

    exists

    exist's

    Oh hey I am on my way back there right now

    :|

    I learned about it last week or whenever it was when you were there actually.

    Are you there to escape taxes?

    Nah, work. Might squeeze some tax free shopping in but unlikely.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I’m still so phlegmy I blame chanus probably

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Maybe I’m getting pneumonia that would be swell

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I want to sound like I was born and raised in the state of Delaware which I now know exist

    exists

    exist's

    Oh hey I am on my way back there right now

    :|

    I learned about it last week or whenever it was when you were there actually.

    Are you there to escape taxes?

    Nah, work. Might squeeze some tax free shopping in but unlikely.

    What if your work is escaping taxes?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I want to sound like I was born and raised in the state of Delaware which I now know exist

    exists

    exist's

    Oh hey I am on my way back there right now

    :|

    I learned about it last week or whenever it was when you were there actually.

    Are you there to escape taxes?

    Nah, work. Might squeeze some tax free shopping in but unlikely.

    What if your work is escaping taxes?

    Which, to be clear, we all know it is, and that's okay

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dodging taxes is fine as long as it’s a company and not just a random person with normal income.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    If I never took at day off I would make over $100k a year in overtime, pre-tax

    I mean, I’d be dead by the second month, but who cares as long as I’m filthy fuckin rich

    #goldplatedcasket

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    I just hate winter so so so so so much. So much. Oh my god so much.

    I should really get one of those anti depression lamps for these trips.

    At least the Solstice is almost here.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Oof. That lunch place served way too much food. Who do they think I am, an American?

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Oof. That lunch place served way too much food. Who do they think I am, an American?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I freakin love winter.

    Even if I can’t feel my toes right now.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I love that I can wear my cardigan indoors without looking like a sweaty Baptist preacher at a tent revival

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Give me long days, warmth, lots of sun...

    Not this bleak horror show of cold, darkness, and sniffly sick people.

    Ah well just a few more days of this.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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