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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I feel like knowing that the first draft of whatever you write, be it creative, technical, whatever, owning that, and just plowing ahead with your own terribleness is pretty key to actually writing anything.

    At least for me, that is.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    My work is generally pretty chill. They're fairly relaxed about being a bit late, and if you need to leave early you typically can as long as you're pretty caught up with work and can make up the time somehow.

    Also with the viaduct closing they're probably going to be more lenient about lateness due to the clusterfuck that'll be.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Speaking of clusterfucks, I believe I had a clusterfuck headache today and my boss wouldn't let me off the phone for 2 minutes to make a rmahackle ice pack.

    Eventually it got so bad I threw up on his desk. #sorrynotsorry

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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Speaking of clusterfucks, I believe I had a clusterfuck headache today and my boss wouldn't let me off the phone for 2 minutes to make a rmahackle ice pack.

    Eventually it got so bad I threw up on his desk. #sorrynotsorry

    Not to delight in your misery, cluster headaches sound downright terrifying. However that is definitely the 100% correct way to show them they are a fuckin idiot.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Work wasn't too bad today, but then again that's mainly because I was writing for most of it. Though I was essentially leapfrogging from one event to another at random in what is intended to become a book based purely on whose interactions I wanted to map out at the time. Probably not the most efficient method but hey a couple thousand words is more than nothing and at least I wasn't bored the entire day from lack of work.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Had to drive into Bellevue today and crossing over Lake Washington was mighty pretty.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    i survived my first day as a manager without throwing up even

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  • StragintStragint Do Not Gift Always DeclinesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Had a dude call me an asshole and incompetent on a call and said he is going to write a letter complaining to the CEO about me and that his mom and dad will as well and it was just very amusing because it was literally all over him not paying his full balance and then ignoring his account as it fell past due.

    Edit: I would not waive his entire balance.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Speaking of clusterfucks, I believe I had a clusterfuck headache today and my boss wouldn't let me off the phone for 2 minutes to make a rmahackle ice pack.

    Eventually it got so bad I threw up on his desk. #sorrynotsorry

    Not to delight in your misery, cluster headaches sound downright terrifying. However that is definitely the 100% correct way to show them they are a fuckin idiot.

    Well I have no idea if an ice pack would have helped, but, like, we weren't even busy so his reasoning was very bad. Also my vomit was very hot and tasted very bad and I hope it melted a hole in his desk like xenomorph blood.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    who do you think assigned it to me

    Tube are you ghostwriting Jerry's newsposts

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    My office is being inspected - by which I mean audited? I don't know what other places call it - this week

    Interviews, checking we're following protocol and documenting everything right, etc etc

    Tomorrow I'm going to be asked a number of questions about a bunch of tasks, most of which I simply don't do because of the more specialized nature of my position. For the others I'll be asked what "impact" my work has had, which I can easily point to as zero, because few people read my reports and none of them take action based on them

    It should be a short interview but I'll be really trying not to just quote Office Space the entire time

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Two chicks at the same time, man.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    My office is being inspected - by which I mean audited? I don't know what other places call it - this week

    Interviews, checking we're following protocol and documenting everything right, etc etc

    Tomorrow I'm going to be asked a number of questions about a bunch of tasks, most of which I simply don't do because of the more specialized nature of my position. For the others I'll be asked what "impact" my work has had, which I can easily point to as zero, because few people read my reports and none of them take action based on them

    It should be a short interview but I'll be really trying not to just quote Office Space the entire time

    Yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna ... have to ... sort of, disagree with you there

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Hey, Grey Ghost, watch your cornhole, bud.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Fuckin' A

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    What is it you’d say you ... do, here, exactly?

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Update on the cat situation: total number of kittens is eight, not four. So far we've caught six of them, and the managers want to catch the other two at the same time rather than one at a time to avoid undue stress. I'm not sure if they mean undue stress on the loner or on the staff who basically melt over these little guys (I'm in this group).

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    So open offices; how much eavesdropping is too much?
    I sort of key into absolutely every conversation in earshot, and aggregate all of the information for later use.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    :/ I thought I had another week to review this article, but apparently it's now overdue. I feel bad, but I also have no wifi and spotty internet until tomorrow and I'd rather have the luxury of checking a few things properly than rushing it through over my phone tonight.
    This is what happens when you send out articles over the holidays, I guess. But I'm gonna feel horrible guilty until it's done.

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    So open offices; how much eavesdropping is too much?
    I sort of key into absolutely every conversation in earshot, and aggregate all of the information for later use.

    I find it really hard to not do this. I have to have sound drowning it out otherwise I'm acutely aware of all the conversations going on that are over some sound / clarity threshold.

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  • GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    We have regular offices varying between 1 and 4 people inside but we usually leave our doors open. Sometimes after a particularly heated discussion with my colleague in my office we hear our colleague from across the corridor laughing. Since we don't usually talk about work, it's like we're doing an odd couple skit for everyone in earshot.

    I like all my coworkers, though, so it's fine.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    :/ I thought I had another week to review this article, but apparently it's now overdue. I feel bad, but I also have no wifi and spotty internet until tomorrow and I'd rather have the luxury of checking a few things properly than rushing it through over my phone tonight.
    This is what happens when you send out articles over the holidays, I guess. But I'm gonna feel horrible guilty until it's done.

    People in the US should know better than to expect anything to get done between Thanksgiving and approximately January 15th.

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  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    So open offices; how much eavesdropping is too much?
    I sort of key into absolutely every conversation in earshot, and aggregate all of the information for later use.

    I find it really hard to not do this. I have to have sound drowning it out otherwise I'm acutely aware of all the conversations going on that are over some sound / clarity threshold.

    Do you ever have people tell you to stop eavesdropping on their private conversation... that they're having very much in public at a public volume?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    :/ I thought I had another week to review this article, but apparently it's now overdue. I feel bad, but I also have no wifi and spotty internet until tomorrow and I'd rather have the luxury of checking a few things properly than rushing it through over my phone tonight.
    This is what happens when you send out articles over the holidays, I guess. But I'm gonna feel horrible guilty until it's done.

    Did they send it to you on your holidays? Because if so, like, don't feel bad. You're on leave!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nah they sent it a few weeks before Christmas, and I spent a few hours on it then. Just underestimated how busy I would be before the break.

  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Engineering manager forgot to renew contract for my group's support staff so it expired December 31. Apparently Finance just rejected our statement of work to get them back. Today my team of ~20 is officially out of work due to lack of back end support and are re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

    I foresee getting called into a meeting by Operations in the near future so they can chew me out for my department not approving any parts to ship. I expect I'll probably gesticulate wildly and swear a lot in said meeting.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Honestly I think if you send something out shortly before Christmas with an expected short turnaround you're playing with fire. It's either going to be completely forgotten over the holidays or you'll get it back towards the end of January.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Honestly I think if you send something out shortly before Christmas with an expected short turnaround you're playing with fire. It's either going to be completely forgotten over the holidays or you'll get it back towards the end of January.

    Though, sadly, some people just don't think that logically. Particularly asshole bosses.

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Engineering manager forgot to renew contract for my group's support staff so it expired December 31. Apparently Finance just rejected our statement of work to get them back. Today my team of ~20 is officially out of work due to lack of back end support and are re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

    I foresee getting called into a meeting by Operations in the near future so they can chew me out for my department not approving any parts to ship. I expect I'll probably gesticulate wildly and swear a lot in said meeting.

    Update: I kept the swearing to a minimum but my gesticulating was Cirque de Soleil tier. I think I've got a real backup career possibility in interpretive dance if this whole jet engine quality thing doesn't pan out.

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Oops. Meant to take a half hour nap when I got home from work yesterday. Ended up sleeping for 3 hours.

    e: Felt soooooo good though.

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    Had to work in composite last Friday and almost ruined my nice work boots, basically covered them in a layer of resin. They are now my Fiberglass Boots, which I swap into if I'm going to work on that shop.

    So now I'm breaking in a new pair of nice work boots and it fucking sucks. There's one spot that just won't stop poking me.

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  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    Just found out that a friend of mine that left the company I work for to take another opportunity just last year died this morning. I’m kinda gutted, this one hits close, everyone always worried about his health, but never thought this would happen. Damn.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Applied for boss's old position now that he's quit
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    Jump over immediate supervisors' heads

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  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    @Anon the Felon how'd the custom delivery go? Is that out the door?

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Commuting in DC is very weird during even a partial government shutdown.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    God damn it, how am I supposed to watch Gotham on the toilet if people keep flushing around me so loudly?

    Rude bastards.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Bleh, I forgot my dang glasses today. I know my eyes are gonna feel like shit by the end of today.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Alright, application submitted. Now to wait.

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  • TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    Interviewed for a patrol position in my district yesterday. It pays a lot more than my current security job. Aced the interview. Unofficial word is that I got the job and just have to wait for a formal job offer from HR.

    High fives and beers all around.

    oh h*ck
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    @Blackhawk1313 my sympathies, that’s really rough.

    This CPA firm...

    - After stewing over the invoice they sent, the lady I am working directly with phoned me. She talked my ear off and mentioned how she was being yelled at every day by the head of the firm and basically really sounded like she needed a therapist for a good hour
    - Their website causes chrome to give me warnings and directs me to what looks like a database for the firm’s employees to log into.
    - They know I am the only accountant here. I have requested that their invoices be sent to me before. I have spoken to their AR person. Yesterday one of my bosses forwarded me three invoices that have been outstanding for 6+ months that I’ve never seen before and which they have now tacked interest onto.

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