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Penny Arcade - Comic - The Hour Is Ripe
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Penny Arcade - Comic - The Hour Is Ripe
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Although this could also just be farming, I guess
Maizombies?
Those are lesser Husks, wherein a subtle failure of the rite raises a smaller, stunted being
-Tycho Brahe
Or Huskin Robbins for sneak-focused builds.
(Of course, throwing lye on most things would lower its defensive bonus...)
I'm pretty sure "Dark Harvest" is in there. As well as "Evil Stalks the Land."
Capital: Cornopolis. After Polenta was razed in The Third Kernel War.
The soldiers? Grits! Hominy? Innumerable!
"shuck" is definitely the go-to swear word for that campaign.
*watches a B-52 carpet bomb a fortified Husk position with napalm*
*the stench of burnt popcorn permeates the area like an office break room*
Law and Order ≠ Justice
https://store.steampowered.com/app/284240/Maize/
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/02/10
Bloodborne 2: Cornborne
...until the day they met the Dread Combine. In space, no one can hear corn be creamed.
Now if, say some Husks rebelled, and escaped to the wilds, and discovered magical means of reproducing, as opposed to being summoned out of the ground from nothing, then those new free Husk children I would say should call themselves Cornborn.
And if that magical means of reproducing involved, say, a giant ear of corn, where each kernel housed inside of its swollen form the devloping fetus of a Cornborn husk, you wouldn't be too out on a limb if you had that child tell an adventuring traveler that they and their siblings were born on the cob.
Obviously they are corncubines.
"The world is tainted by the Blacksoil, the Un-earth Blight. The heroes must seek out and liberate rare deposits of Puresoil, so that True Vegetables may be grown for the beleaguered enclaves."
People of the towns can say things like, "Watch what you say...there're Ears everywhere these days".
imo the goto for this dark summoning would be "Cereal Killers"
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Is this real life?
PS, I would love to be your friend, how do I get in touch? XD
It puzzles me that the main problem I have with this image is the kernels on the arms...
Sometimes there's only so much disbelief we can suspend, and line seems to always land on tinier details the more outlandish the main idea is.
Their descendants would be children on the corn.