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Whatever happened to the [TV] Thread?

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited February 13
    Shorty wrote: »
    when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me

    the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:

    "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"

    "no, that's not out until November."

    "uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"

    "no, they haven't announced it yet."

    "uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."

    I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time

    Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone

    can anyone out deadpan you now?

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    can anyone out deadpan mr. garlic bread at any point in his entire life?

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    A lady once asked me if Wii balls were out yet.
    She refused to believe they were an April fools joke in a magazine and that her teen son was a fuckhead.

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  • McFodderMcFodder irregular 'SploringRegistered User regular
    I mean....that should be one of the easiest things in the world to believe.

    Source: was a teenage son.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited February 13
    Just for Laughs Gags gang basically perfected the harmless prank for the most part. (Rare backfires seem to all be from the best in humanity like someone diving in a pond to randomly save a strangers fake phone that wasn't even part of the prank)

    Not letting me find any on phone atm to post some clips

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    I would like to know what happened with this:

    Hobnail wrote: »
    This forum has taken everything from me
    This hurts but I deserve it

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Yeah...I wish I could say I was surprised but they always pick the most insane personalities to be on those shows so...

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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I would like to know what happened with this:

    Wait does she keep the bit going?!

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Fuck that's like exactly how they get you cause I'm immediately down to watch this chick just become Australian to win this god awful tv show.

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  • DeadfallDeadfall Registered User regular
    The only Crank Yankers I really laughed at was Bobcat Goldthwaite calling to sign into a talent agency as an impressionist.

    He tells the guy he can impersonate Bobcat Goldthwaite and does this over the top impersonation of himself all "Blaraaarghh I'm Bobcat Goldthwaite, I was in Police Academy!"

    The talent agency isn't impressed and asks if he can do anyone else like Christopher Walken.

    Bobcat goes "Yeah sure. Blaraaarghh I'm Christopher Walken!" in the exact same voice and I just lose it every time.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Fuck that's like exactly how they get you cause I'm immediately down to watch this chick just become Australian to win this god awful tv show.

    I feel like the temptation to just fuck with him and say crazy shit about Australia would be way to high.

    Yeah we got chuzzwozzers and gringets. Bloody horrible things, suck you dry they will.

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Fuck that's like exactly how they get you cause I'm immediately down to watch this chick just become Australian to win this god awful tv show.

    I feel like the temptation to just fuck with him and say crazy shit about Australia would be way to high.

    Yeah we got chuzzwozzers and gringets. Bloody horrible things, suck you dry they will.

    Sir that is extremely racist

  • McFodderMcFodder irregular 'SploringRegistered User regular
    Actually my sister was killed by a chuzzwozzer, please don't joke about that.

    Gringets though, that's a good one. Wouldn't hurt a blue ringed bandicoot.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Blue ringed bandicoots are a dangerous pest though, so they could use a cull.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Gotta watch out for booger dogs out here in the Ozarks

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Tube wrote: »
    I would like to know what happened with this:

    Apparently she dropped it almost immediately

    Hobnail wrote: »
    This forum has taken everything from me
    This hurts but I deserve it

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I’m extremely disappointed.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Gosh, what a waste

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    If you guys want I can post in an Australian accent.

    G'day mates

    Drop bears

    Crikey

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  • McFodderMcFodder irregular 'SploringRegistered User regular
    Uncanny

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Ok, now say

    reg grundies

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  • McFodderMcFodder irregular 'SploringRegistered User regular
    Also, what is the one correct filling for a pie, and how much dead horse should you apply to it?

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Maccas

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  • McFodderMcFodder irregular 'SploringRegistered User regular
    ....partial credit.

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    True story, I lived in Melbourne for a year. :D

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    Bob's Burgers was renewed, so it will survive the Disney-Fox merger. So was Simpsons and Family Guy, but you take the good with the bad

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I’m extremely disappointed.

    How good was the accent when she was doing it, though

    I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    I'm finishing season 6 of the game of thrones
    Man this show is just one big trade off of whose holding the idiot ball at any given time isnt it

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Bob's Burgers was renewed, so it will survive the Disney-Fox merger. So was Simpsons and Family Guy, but you take the good with the bad

    These were renewed pre merger. I suspect Bobs would live either way but I doubt Disney will keep any of these on fox next time theyre up for renewal. Simpsons in particular

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  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    hey now

    whoa now

    prank calls are the pinnacle of comedy
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ok, now say

    reg grundies

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I’m extremely disappointed.

    How good was the accent when she was doing it, though

    You did watch the clip didn't you

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    True story, I lived in Melbourne for a year. :D

    Bet you met some right nice Jennies eh? Hung a Eucy with some drop bears if you catch my meaning?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me

    the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:

    "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"

    "no, that's not out until November."

    "uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"

    "no, they haven't announced it yet."

    "uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."

    I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time

    Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone

    can anyone out deadpan you now?

    You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Gosh, what a waste

    That's The Bachelor in a nutshell

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me

    the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:

    "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"

    "no, that's not out until November."

    "uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"

    "no, they haven't announced it yet."

    "uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."

    I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time

    Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone

    can anyone out deadpan you now?

    You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99

    You can't play Cheddar!

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me

    the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:

    "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"

    "no, that's not out until November."

    "uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"

    "no, they haven't announced it yet."

    "uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."

    I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time

    Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone

    can anyone out deadpan you now?

    You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99

    You can't play Cheddar!

    Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)

    It's like you have no imagination

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me

    the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:

    "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"

    "no, that's not out until November."

    "uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"

    "no, they haven't announced it yet."

    "uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."

    I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time

    Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone

    can anyone out deadpan you now?

    You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99

    You can't play Cheddar!

    Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)

    It's like you have no imagination

    Like my Uncles Kevin and Raymond I proudly leave imagination to the professionals

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me

    the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:

    "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"

    "no, that's not out until November."

    "uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"

    "no, they haven't announced it yet."

    "uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."

    I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time

    Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone

    can anyone out deadpan you now?

    You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99

    You can't play Cheddar!

    Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)

    It's like you have no imagination

    Like my Uncles Kevin and Raymond I proudly leave imagination to the professionals

    Nick Cannon, is that you?!

    King RiptorRorshach Kringle
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    when I worked at Gamestop I occasionally got kids trying to prank call me

    the thing is though, kids are fuckin' stupid and have no chill, so their only joke was to call and ask for a game they were certain didn't exist, but which actually did:

    "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you tell me *stifled laughter* if uhhh you have Halo 4"

    "no, that's not out until November."

    "uhhhhhhhhh um how about uhhh Halo 5"

    "no, they haven't announced it yet."

    "uhhh...yeah. right. okay, bye."

    I loved getting prank calls at gamestop because literally no one in the world could out deadpan me at the time

    Plus everyone at my store hated their jobs and there were rarely any customers in the store, so we would always match the vulgarity of the call and then one up it. It wasn't uncommon to hear something like "oh yeah? And how big exactly is your dick?" and just nod at the coworker on the phone

    can anyone out deadpan you now?

    You're right. I should play Captain Holt and Kevin's somehow son on B99

    You can't play Cheddar!

    Drug trip/fever dream/musical episode where Cheddar talks (and also looks like Garlic Bread wearing dog ears)

    It's like you have no imagination

    Like my Uncles Kevin and Raymond I proudly leave imagination to the professionals

    Nick Cannon, is that you?!

    Gotta stop this bit right here becauae I am way to white to play along

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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