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What's the better restaurant, Hooters or Chilis?

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    The Outback Steakhouse here also went under

    Sounds like it went down under 8-)

    this is a really fuckin good joke

    hmm

    disagree

    Was it bad enough to make you chunder?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Chilis
    oh no

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Chilis
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Chilis
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Chilis
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    Please don't run with this.

    Please, just take cover and end it.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I would go to Hooters if it was The Whooters and it was just The Who themed

    but still give me sexy waitstaff that look like the members of The Who

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Chilis
    Enc wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    Please don't run with this.

    Please, just take cover and end it.

    I live my life like an improv performer.

    "Yes, and" all the time forever.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Umm, I'm hungry what should I eat? Note: there are no Hooters around here.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hooters
    3clipse wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    Please don't run with this.

    Please, just take cover and end it.

    I live my life like an improv performer.

    Performing a short scene that doesn't have a narrative arc or character development?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Chilis
    Straightzi wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    Please don't run with this.

    Please, just take cover and end it.

    I live my life like an improv performer.

    Performing a short scene that doesn't have a narrative arc or character development?

    The human experience, yeah.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    don't mess with tynic, haven't you heard the stories

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Hooters
    tynic wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    The Outback Steakhouse here also went under

    Sounds like it went down under 8-)

    this is a really fuckin good joke

    hmm

    disagree

    wow i’d like to hear you tell a better one then and DONT say my posts!

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    don't mess with tynic, haven't you heard, haven't you heard the thunder?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Chilis
    Shorty wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    don't mess with tynic, haven't you heard the stories

    honestly she's probably not replying because she's on the way down Mass Ave to kick my ass as we speak.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    don't mess with tynic, haven't you heard the stories

    honestly she's probably not replying because she's on the way down Mass Ave to kick my ass as we speak.

    Or designing a robot to do it for her.

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    I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    Umm, I'm hungry what should I eat? Note: there are no Hooters around here.

    The you have to eat at Chilis. I'm sorry but those are the rules.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Did Hooters take out for lunch. I tried their grilled boneless wings, which were really just chunks of grilled chicken. It was alright. The Garlic Parm sauce was not great but not terrible. Their Hot was pretty tasty though. I also got some fried picked and hell yes those were great.

    I dunno if the rules/standards have changed or if its just because its below zero out here but 75% of the staff were wearing pants and low cut tops, some with sleeve some without. A few had the classic bootie shorts and very low cut tanktop, but I got the feeling it may be a choice and I am ok with that.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    The Outback Steakhouse here also went under

    Sounds like it went down under 8-)

    this is a really fuckin good joke

    hmm

    disagree

    wow i’d like to hear you tell a better one then and DONT say my posts!

    ... damn, stymied

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Hooters
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I would go to Hooters if it was The Whooters and it was just The Who themed

    but still give me sexy waitstaff that look like the members of The Who

    wow you found the one way to make the music worse at hooters

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Chilis
    3clipse wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    Please don't run with this.

    Please, just take cover and end it.

    I live my life like an improv performer.

    "Yes, and" all the time forever.
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
    Enc wrote: »
    Please don't run with this.

    Please, just take cover and end it.

    Enc on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I find regional variations in strip club laws really interesting. Some states it's no alcohol, others it's no food, contact rules vary, cultural mores vary... almost everywhere seems to allow strip clubs to some degree, but I find the different compromises that legislatures have found with the concept of a strip club fascinating.

    Like in LA, a bosoms strip club can serve alcohol, but if your strip club is the bosoms and front bottom type of place it's soda only for you. Why? Who knows, but I bet that was negotiated at length.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    chooters or hilis

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I find regional variations in strip club laws really interesting. Some states it's no alcohol, others it's no food, contact rules vary, cultural mores vary... almost everywhere seems to allow strip clubs to some degree, but I find the different compromises that legislatures have found with the concept of a strip club fascinating.

    Like in LA, a bosoms strip club can serve alcohol, but if your strip club is the bosoms and front bottom type of place it's soda only for you. Why? Who knows, but I bet that was negotiated at length.

    Religious law makers only being very slowly replaced or fighting up a wall.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Chilis
    Baby back ribs

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I find regional variations in strip club laws really interesting. Some states it's no alcohol, others it's no food, contact rules vary, cultural mores vary... almost everywhere seems to allow strip clubs to some degree, but I find the different compromises that legislatures have found with the concept of a strip club fascinating.

    Like in LA, a bosoms strip club can serve alcohol, but if your strip club is the bosoms and front bottom type of place it's soda only for you. Why? Who knows, but I bet that was negotiated at length.

    Religious law makers only being very slowly replaced or fighting up a wall.

    I think a sociologist could probably do a pretty interesting study on what kind of effects these types of laws end up having on the local areas and the lives of the workers there. I know I met a lady from England once, living in Montreal, who did not like working at the Montreal clubs because they were full contact but the money was less good than in the UK. More for less, essentially.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Chilis
    Enc wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

    I asked Bazza and he says you don't.

    'e fokkin' wot mate

    Please don't run with this.

    Please, just take cover and end it.

    I live my life like an improv performer.

    "Yes, and" all the time forever.
    3clipse wrote: »
    I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
    Enc wrote: »
    Please don't run with this.

    Please, just take cover and end it.

    god damn it my brain was itching like there was something in your post but I didn't put too much thought into it

    well played

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Chilis
    Alcohol laws definitely track early 20th-century thinking more so than modern social values. Like Massachusetts is as left as anywhere in the US these days, but the alcohol laws are still strict as a reflection of Prohibition (though it looks they now allow alcohol sales in grocery stores).

    That said, no happy hours, no sales before 11:00 AM on Sunday, no off-premises sales on certain holidays. Also Wikipedia is saying that out-of-state driver's licenses are not sufficient proof of ID. Do I need to bring my passport to PAX East?

    Edit: seriously, this list is fascinating (to me, at least): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States

    ASimPerson on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I find regional variations in strip club laws really interesting. Some states it's no alcohol, others it's no food, contact rules vary, cultural mores vary... almost everywhere seems to allow strip clubs to some degree, but I find the different compromises that legislatures have found with the concept of a strip club fascinating.

    Like in LA, a bosoms strip club can serve alcohol, but if your strip club is the bosoms and front bottom type of place it's soda only for you. Why? Who knows, but I bet that was negotiated at length.

    Religious law makers only being very slowly replaced or fighting up a wall.

    It often comes down to some very weird quirks in very old laws that are not amended or repealed and people just get used to it.

    *stares at the Alabama constitution*

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Alcohol laws definitely track early 20th-century thinking more so than modern social values. Like Massachusetts is as left as anywhere in the US these days, but the alcohol laws are still strict as a reflection of Prohibition (though it looks they now allow alcohol sales in grocery stores).

    That said, no happy hours, no sales before 11:00 AM on Sunday, no off-premises sales on certain holidays. Also Wikipedia is saying that out-of-state driver's licenses are not sufficient proof of ID. Do I need to bring my passport to PAX East?

    Edit: seriously, this list is fascinating (to me, at least): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States

    To the first point, sort of - my vague understanding is that if you have a chain of groceries, only one per borough can carry alcohol (it's fascinating to watch Trader Joes decide which one this gets to be). As to the second, yeah they only accept Mass ID or passports.

    It's a real sodding pain.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Indiana just got Sunday alcohol sales in July of last year and its still restricted 12-8 and has other weird stuff restrictions

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Chilis
    tynic wrote: »
    As to the second, yeah they only accept Mass ID or passports.

    It's a real sodding pain.

    Wow. If it weren't for this discussion there's a pretty real chance I would not have known that.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Hooters
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    The Outback Steakhouse here also went under

    Sounds like it went down under 8-)

    this is a really fuckin good joke

    hmm

    disagree

    wow i’d like to hear you tell a better one

    Your posts!

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Hooters
    is the mass. out of state ID rule only for liquor stores? because ive definitely gotten stuff at bars with just a drivers license

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Hooters
    It might actually only be for grocery stores?

    I'm pretty sure I've bought alcohol from package stores with my GA id since moving back

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    is the mass. out of state ID rule only for liquor stores? because ive definitely gotten stuff at bars with just a drivers license

    It might be based on either how many fucks they give or how likely they feel they are being tested by beverage control.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2019
    Jasconius wrote: »
    is the mass. out of state ID rule only for liquor stores? because ive definitely gotten stuff at bars with just a drivers license

    What Munkus said - it's supposed to be everywhere, but how much individual establishments give a shit varies widely. I've bought liquor using my Australian drivers license before ("It must be real! there's a hologram!"), but it's a total crapshoot.

    Best advice is don't go to a student bar and you'll probably be fine.

    tynic on
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Chilis
    Most places that sell liquor in the state don't actually care if you have an out of state ID. The only places I've ever seen make a real fuss about ID are bars in Cambridge or more student-heavy areas of Boston like Kenmore.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Hooters
    Huh

    I need to go get my actual Mass ID soon anyway so whatever

    Also I guess thinking on it I probably buy more in NH

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Most places that sell liquor in the state don't actually care if you have an out of state ID. The only places I've ever seen make a real fuss about ID are bars in Cambridge or more student-heavy areas of Boston like Kenmore.

    This is true, but for me it's a pain because that's where I spend most of my time. I'm about 50/50 on liquor stores accepting my drivers license.

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