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simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered User regular
edited January 2019 in Debate and/or Discourse
イーストけん (iisutoken, "yeast dog") is a character brand from Japan that centres on a bunch of dogs who are maybe bread.

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It is extremely cute because the dogs are:
a) bread
b) have ridiculous pun names based on breed and bread they amalgamate

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(from left to right: Melon Samoyed, Toy Poodle Burger, and Shiba Koppe)

Sometimes they hang out with their friends at the bakery, like the Piyocorns
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(pictured is Red Bean Tosa and a bunch of mischevious Piyocorn)

Sometimes they just like to nap
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they have a lot of merch as well and someday I will own all of it
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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Now I’m hungry.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Umbrella Academy looks very entertaining

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    this weezer dark souls streamer might not be able to parry, but the grass crest shield and no pants shows that this is man that plays some fuckin dark souls

    Elendil on
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    oh my god now I too must own all the bread dog merch

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    How do I have over 12,000 posts? I am not that chatty.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I want to try melon-pan someday. They sell these Hispanic bakery breads in a lot of gas stations that look like it kind of but they all suck.
    They just taste like a hamburger bun made with a bunch of sugar.

    Bless your heart.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    How do I have over 12,000 posts? I am not that chatty.

    You sleep[chat] and one night we had a chat thread and 75 of the pages were your post.
    We try not to talk about it, it was a little disturbing.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    this weezer dark souls streamer might not be able to parry, but the grass crest shield and no pants shows that this is man that plays some fuckin dark souls

    Would you say he can’t stop parrying parrying

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Feral is that a bot detector?

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    bubble butt corgi is the only vine I like
    prozd doesn't count because I didn't see his stuff until it was on youtube.

    Bless your heart.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    this weezer dark souls streamer might not be able to parry, but the grass crest shield and no pants shows that this is man that plays some fuckin dark souls

    Would you say he can’t stop parrying parrying

    You are a criminal, on par with weezers recent covers of songs. You are weezered sir.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am watching the first episode of The Orville since folks say it is good.

    Wait, are we still sure this isn't just Seth MacFarlane using his fame and case to pretend he is on Star Trek?

    Because I am pretty sure if I had both of those I would do the same thing.

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am watching the first episode of The Orville since folks say it is good.

    Wait, are we still sure this isn't just Seth MacFarlane using his fame and case to pretend he is on Star Trek?

    Because I am pretty sure if I had both of those I would do the same thing.

    watch it further. based on the first 3 episodes I thought it was mediocre at best
    but apparently it gets much better
    unfortunately I am a harsh judge and didn't give it a second chance.

    Bless your heart.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    this weezer dark souls streamer might not be able to parry, but the grass crest shield and no pants shows that this is man that plays some fuckin dark souls

    Would you say he can’t stop parrying parrying

    You are a criminal, on par with weezers recent covers of songs. You are weezered sir.

    On the contrary

    I am the greatest man that ever lived. I was born to give.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I want to try melon-pan someday. They sell these Hispanic bakery breads in a lot of gas stations that look like it kind of but they all suck.
    They just taste like a hamburger bun made with a bunch of sugar.

    Yeah, Mexican pastries are ubiquitous where I grew up and they're always kinda disappointing. They always look like they taste better than they actually do

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am watching the first episode of The Orville since folks say it is good.

    Wait, are we still sure this isn't just Seth MacFarlane using his fame and case to pretend he is on Star Trek?

    Because I am pretty sure if I had both of those I would do the same thing.

    It's totally just Seth MacFarlane doing his own Trek show

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    I think they're called Conchas.
    The pictures look so good but every one I tried was just bad. not disgusting..just..bad.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Like I am not judging. I would totally make this show if I had the money and power.

    Good choice on the XO. She rocked on Agents of Shield.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I want to try melon-pan someday. They sell these Hispanic bakery breads in a lot of gas stations that look like it kind of but they all suck.
    They just taste like a hamburger bun made with a bunch of sugar.

    Yeah, Mexican pastries are ubiquitous where I grew up and they're always kinda disappointing. They always look like they taste better than they actually do

    Ok but the cinnamon sugar fried tortillas are pretty good. Also churros.

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    The Orville is 100% Seth would like to be in Star Trek but the only way that would happen is if he makes the show himself.

    So he did. By the end of the first season there's a few episodes which are more star trek than the official star trek.

    He even gets enterprise crew members as guest stars.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I don't think I've ever had a good churro. I've had churros that always seem too dry and too chewy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    i like pug-cake

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    To tell the truth, I love Star Trek.

    But give me that fuck you money and connections and I am making my own B5.

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    sopapilla is probably my favorite mexican dessert
    there's an upscale place here that does home made churros with a spicy chocolate sauce that are amazing though

    Bless your heart.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    To tell the truth, I love Star Trek.

    But give me that fuck you money and connections and I am making my own B5.

    Make the young Londo show I always wanted.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I like tres leche cake. Sopapillas are good. I like churros as well.

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am watching the first episode of The Orville since folks say it is good.

    Wait, are we still sure this isn't just Seth MacFarlane using his fame and case to pretend he is on Star Trek?

    Because I am pretty sure if I had both of those I would do the same thing.

    It's totally just Seth MacFarlane doing his own Trek show

    Yeah, even the people who say it's pretty good fully embrace the fact that it's MacFarlane using his fame to make official network television Star Trek fanfiction starring himself.

    I can't even be a bit mad at him for it either. You go Seth. You do you.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I've managed to get DJ Assault's "Ass & Titties" stuck in my head because I was just walking around the house thinking to myself,

    "Dogs. Bread. Dogs and bread.
    Dogs dogs bread bread dogs and bread
    Big fluffy dogs that look like bread"

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever had a good churro. I've had churros that always seem too dry and too chewy.

    Disneyland churros are the best, especially from the high-trafficked churro carts in the center of the park, because they do so much volume that they're always fresh

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    WHERE
    CAN
    I
    BUY
    DOGBREAD MERCH

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Feral wrote: »
    I've managed to get DJ Assault's "Ass & Titties" stuck in my head because I was just walking around the house thinking to myself,

    "Dogs. Bread. Dogs and bread.
    Dogs dogs bread bread dogs and bread
    Big fluffy dogs that look like bread"
    Broke a roll. Broke a roll.

    Roll roll roll roll

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, GOOGLE

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    i like pug-cake

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    Cup Pug (Pugcake is the better English pun though) is v cute. They are too chubby to get out of the cup so they mostly watch the others as they play (and sneak some delicious treats in when nobody is looking)

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, GOOGLE

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    I am sorry to tell you that Yeast Dog has yet to really leave Japan

    if you search for the keyword イーストけん you might get some hits though??

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    yeast we ken

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, GOOGLE

    NOy3JP7.png

    I am sorry to tell you that Yeast Dog has yet to really leave Japan

    if you search for the keyword いーすとけん you might get some hits though??

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Kinda creeped out that does my dog have a yeast infection is so high up there.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    can you go to japan again and get me some

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
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