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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 16
    so it turns out the Mega Big Europe eurovision burger at mcdonald's has five different variants!

    Mega Big Paris is a premium rib patty in a brioche bun with mustard-royale sauce and crispy onion rings

    Mega Big Rome is a premium rib patty with ketchup, cheese and hints of oregano

    Mega Big Tel Aviv is made up of three (!!!) deep fried crispy chicken tenders in a bun with pickles and mayo

    Mega Big Amsterdam is premium rib patty, mayo and crispy onion rings

    Mega Big Madrid is premium rib patty with BBQ sauce, jalapenos and guacamole

    which one do I choose

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    so it turns out the Mega Big Europe eurovision burger at mcdonald's has five different variants!

    Mega Big Paris is a premium rib patty in a brioche bun with mustard-royale sauce and crispy onion rings

    Mega Big Rome is a premium rib patty with ketchup, cheese and hints of oregano

    Mega Big Tel Aviv is made up of three (!!!) deep fried crispy chicken tender in a bun with pickles and mayo

    Mega Big Amsterdam is premium rib patty, mayo and crispy onion rings

    Mega Big Madrid is premium rib patty with BBQ sauce, jalapenos and guacamole

    which one do I choose

    Oh fuck.

    The Mcrib is back!

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Needs violet... gotta have violet....ROYGBIV... No violet...

    Violet only exists because Newton was an alchemist and 7 is an Important Number.

    It was a pigment of his imagination

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Needs violet... gotta have violet....ROYGBIV... No violet...

    Violet only exists because Newton was an alchemist and 7 is an Important Number.

    It was a pigment of his imagination

    Oh, bravo.
    Pedants would point out that pigment colors and light colors don’t function the same way.


    GOOD THING THERE AIN’T NONE O’ THEMS ANYWHERE AROUND HERE!

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Needs violet... gotta have violet....ROYGBIV... No violet...

    Violet only exists because Newton was an alchemist and 7 is an Important Number.

    It was a pigment of his imagination

    YES

    NightDragon
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    so it turns out the Mega Big Europe eurovision burger at mcdonald's has five different variants!

    Mega Big Paris is a premium rib patty in a brioche bun with mustard-royale sauce and crispy onion rings

    Mega Big Rome is a premium rib patty with ketchup, cheese and hints of oregano

    Mega Big Tel Aviv is made up of three (!!!) deep fried crispy chicken tenders in a bun with pickles and mayo

    Mega Big Amsterdam is premium rib patty, mayo and crispy onion rings

    Mega Big Madrid is premium rib patty with BBQ sauce, jalapenos and guacamole

    which one do I choose

    Wow Paris and Madrid sound great.

    Ladies.
    Kaplar
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I ended up going with the Paris

    it came in The Most ostentatious packaging

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yeah I kind of want the Paris tell them to send them this way.

    Ladies.
  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    I want to try that Rome.

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat Brave Sir Robin Registered User regular
    Oregano is real good in burgers, y'all.

    Dibby wrote: »
    yeah but it's a really happenin' wake with chips and punch
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    yes but it's mcdonalds

    so it's "oregano" on a "burger"

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Wait, does Israel participate in Eurovision?

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Nothing more Italian than ketchup on a McRib.

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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    I'd probably try the Paris and Madrid. I really like mustard and crispy onions.

    The jalapenos on the Madrid could add some crunch and guacamole is already an A+ topping.

  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    I think I prefer regular fries to truffle fries.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    Wait, does Israel participate in Eurovision?

    Aren’t they hosting this year or something

    some performers are boycotting

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    yeah it's eurovision tel aviv this year

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    If I'm feeling adventurous I will put little bits of potato chip in my burger patties instead of seasoning them at all. Nice little crunchy niblets and the salt you want from the meat.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Needs violet... gotta have violet....ROYGBIV... No violet...

    Violet only exists because Newton was an alchemist and 7 is an Important Number.

    It was a pigment of his imagination

    An optical delusion

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    NightDragonJoolander
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I nailed the milk texture finally
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    Just had to whip the hell out of it with the French press and make sure to mix the foamy bit and liquid bit really good.

    Gotta practice pouring more though. I might get a cheap milk pitcher.

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  • ApocalyptusApocalyptus Registered User regular
    Wait, does Israel participate in Eurovision?

    Australia does as well, as of a couple of years ago.

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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    I bought some Kroger brand pre-made cookie dough, because I'm lazy.

    The package has 12 little balls of cookie dough all set up for me. I cooked 3 of them, and good lord were they good. Salted caramel + chocolate chip = awesomeness.

    I'm going to enjoy the next month, which is when the cookie dough expires.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    If you have a stand mixer, AP flour, sugar, butter, chocolate chips and eggs you can make your own cookie dough! It takes like an hour to soften the butter and then 3 minutes to mix everything. It's now piss-easy to get diabetes!

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    You don’t even really need the stand mixer

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    It helps the being lazy and piss-easy part!

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited May 18
    knitdan wrote: »
    You don’t even really need the stand mixer

    Hamon mixers kind get phased out though

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    edited May 20
    Usually for something simple like cookies or brownies I just mix them by hand. I’ll whisk the dry ingredients together in their own bowl, same with the wet, and then fold them into each other and mix it all together with a spoon or spatula.

    Also:

    I wanted French Toast. I made French Toast. I ate French Toast.

    knitdan on
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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Usually for something simple like cookies or brownies I just mix them by hand. I’ll whisk the dry ingredients together in their own bowl, same with the wet, and then fold them into each other and mix it all together with a spoon or spatula.

    Also:

    I wanted French Toast. I made French Toast. I ate French Toast.

    Do you soak the bread in a mix of eggs and milk or eggs and heavy cream?

    I go with heavy cream myself, because I'm not making it but once or twice a year, so why not?

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I went with eggs and milk because i wasn’t sure if the cream had gone off.

    Then I threw dashes of cinnamon, nutmeg, and a few splashes of angostura bitters

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    m!ttens
  • m!ttensm!ttens Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I nailed the milk texture finally
    4zeaknuv3eyl.jpg

    Just had to whip the hell out of it with the French press and make sure to mix the foamy bit and liquid bit really good.

    Gotta practice pouring more though. I might get a cheap milk pitcher.

    Best advice I can give you for pouring milk foam is to pour smoothly and confidently near the edge of the mug, if you want to make the classic leaf shape, wiggle the pitcher in the last third and with the last little bit (this takes some practice) move the stream to the opposite side of the mug while lifting your pitcher at the same time.

    How warm is your milk as well? I use the steam wand on my Gaggia (modded with a Rancilio wand) so my milk is always nice and hot.

  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Wait, does Israel participate in Eurovision?

    They tend to go with Europe for sports/social competitions like this one, since their other option is Asia/Middle East federations that they want to avoid for security/etc reasons.

  • Peas wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    These days I tend to use my pickle juice for Kool-Aid, but I have had the pickle juice brined chicken, and yeah, that can be damn tasty

    AAAAAAHHHHHHH



    BLOOD PICKLE! BLOOD PICKLE! BLOOD PICKLE!

    sarukun
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Dill for the Dill God

    Cukes for the Cuke Throne.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 22
    This is the kind of bullshit that happens when people preemptively make a new thread before the lock.

    tynic on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Depression: "hey we should eat like three big spoon-fulls of Nutella"

    Me: "finally something we agree on"

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Ok so!
    Those of you who like pineapple on pizza, how do you prefer it?
    -Under the cheese, cooked with the pizza
    -Above the cheese, cooked with the pizza
    -Above the cheese, added after cooking

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Under or over, cooked

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Cooked fruit aint my bag. I need it Cold as ice willing to sacrifice my tounge.

    to the extreme flavor and temp differentials

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