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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    So if I ever find mangosteen I put it in my dick? Instructions aren't particularly clear.

    On your dick. Not in. In probably leads to a UTI.

    This post came just in time, thanks!

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Gonna stain that willy real bad if you keep that up

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Directly into the dick.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    I'm going to believe Sandra, she knows everything about hot dogs.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited February 14
    I'm an expert!

    Hot dog:

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    Surprisingly not-dog:

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    Mound of Venus:

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    So if I ever find mangosteen I put it in my dick? Instructions aren't particularly clear.

    On your dick. Not in. In probably leads to a UTI.

    This post came just in time, thanks!

    Unlike you!

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Oh no, I'm late again! I better get this mangosteen out of my dick.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    so, my mum is growing rocket in her garden (argulua or something for the yanks) and it's the most delicious, peppery stuff

    like, from shops it's just a bit of a bitter salad leaf, but this stuff is just fantastically peppery. It doesn't quite have the texture, but it tastes like it's just been dipped in fresh cracked pepper and I really, really, really like it

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    I bought a thing on a whim, and I’m having Regrets.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    so, my mum is growing rocket in her garden (argulua or something for the yanks) and it's the most delicious, peppery stuff

    like, from shops it's just a bit of a bitter salad leaf, but this stuff is just fantastically peppery. It doesn't quite have the texture, but it tastes like it's just been dipped in fresh cracked pepper and I really, really, really like it

    I think it's more mustard than pepper, but whatever you want to call it, it's great in a sausage sandwich.

    Also makes a good pesto to go with meat dishes

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I love me some bacon jerky.

    don't @ me

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    @bowen I refuse to not @ you

    That stuff wasn’t good.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    You might like the Walgreens version better. It's less crunchy and a bit more soft.

    But I mean... jerky is jerky and always takes fucking forever to chew.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    You might like the Walgreens version better. It's less crunchy and a bit more soft.

    But I mean... jerky is jerky and always takes fucking forever to chew.

    My main problem with this was that it was very chewy. Like, no crunch at all. I like me some chewy jerky, but bacon doesn’t (for me) have the right texture for that.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Bacon is suppose to be crispy damnit.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    Bacon is suppose to be crispy damnit.

    Excuse me let me just write down some information for you both here in this spreadsheet for future use.

    Ladies.
  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    I'm assuming your putting me into the 'sane person, crispy bacon' spreadsheet and not the 'half raw bacon chew forever eater crazy person' spreadsheet for when the purge occurs.

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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    Boss is buying us lunch today. Decided on hunan shrimp. Never had it before so we'll see how it goes.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited February 14
    I must confess, I read that as "human shrimp."

    (Which, after a moment's consideration, reminds me of those old ads for "sea monkeys." Note: brine shrimp don't really look like that or monkeys.)

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    It's like the fish thing from seaman except with a shrimp body

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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    edited February 14
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Boss is buying us lunch today. Decided on hunan shrimp. Never had it before so we'll see how it goes.

    Ok this is really fucking good.

    e: Came with an egg roll, a heap of fried rice, and a bunch of veggies. All for $9.95. Not bad!

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited February 14
    At work yesterday we had a Chinese New Year event and I did the AV operation for it so I got to hang out and get some dumpling lessons and stuff and I've wanted dumplings SO BADLY since then





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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    I'm assuming your putting me into the 'sane person, crispy bacon' spreadsheet and not the 'half raw bacon chew forever eater crazy person' spreadsheet for when the purge occurs.

    Yes it comes with this:

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crêpes are fuckin trés difficile, y'all.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    azith28 wrote: »
    I'm assuming your putting me into the 'sane person, crispy bacon' spreadsheet and not the 'half raw bacon chew forever eater crazy person' spreadsheet for when the purge occurs.

    Yes it comes with this:

    burned-bacon.jpg

    I’ll admit, that’s more what I’d think of if someone told me about bacon jerky before this incident

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    the cheat wrote: »
    crêpes are fuckin trés difficile, y'all.

    The trick is to use a thin batter, always add a little butter before starting a new crepe, and don’t feel bad if your first one looks like it was made by a caffeinated toddler. The first crepe always turns out ugly.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    crêpes are fuckin trés difficile, y'all.

    The trick is to use a thin batter, always add a little butter before starting a new crepe, and don’t feel bad if your first one looks like it was made by a caffeinated toddler. The first crepe always turns out ugly.

    well the batter is the batter, I just gotta get used to it. I could grease the griddle more, I suppose. just need some practice, really.

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    It's like the fish thing from seaman except with a shrimp body
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    azith28 wrote: »
    I'm assuming your putting me into the 'sane person, crispy bacon' spreadsheet and not the 'half raw bacon chew forever eater crazy person' spreadsheet for when the purge occurs.

    Yes it comes with this:

    burned-bacon.jpg

    Good looking bacon you got there

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    that's literally burnt and will shatter if you bite it what is wrong with you people

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    that's literally burnt and will shatter if you bite it what is wrong with you people

    Yum/

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    that's literally burnt and will shatter if you bite it what is wrong with you people

    Yes it’s perfectly cooked bacon.

    Not the rubbery greasy mess you get when you undercook it.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    that's literally burnt and will shatter if you bite it what is wrong with you people

    Yeah there's a fine line to tread.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    azith28 wrote: »
    I'm assuming your putting me into the 'sane person, crispy bacon' spreadsheet and not the 'half raw bacon chew forever eater crazy person' spreadsheet for when the purge occurs.

    Yes it comes with this:

    burned-bacon.jpg

    Its a little more burned than i would call 'crispy' but still very edible.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 15
    knitdan wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    that's literally burnt and will shatter if you bite it what is wrong with you people

    Yes it’s perfectly cooked bacon.

    Not the rubbery greasy mess you get when you undercook it.

    Y'all know there's a medium besides "shatters like glass and is legitimately a hunk of charcoal" and "literally still a live pig" right?

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Cook the bacon through then finish in the oven. It will be crispy but still you know be meat

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    If you burn the fat away isn't it pretty much a type of jerky

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    If your bacon doesn't have at least a little give to it before it snaps in half, you've totally overcooked it. FACT.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I like crunching on bacon. I also like chewing on bacon.

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