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Forget your New Year's diet in the [Bad Food] thread

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    hmm I wonder what they are? It looks like a croissant. or a shortbread?

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Looks airbrushed

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Cresent roll im pretty sure.

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  • ZundeZunde Registered User regular
    Those are to amazingly adorable for me to consider eating.

    It's like a fancy well decorated cake i'd feel bad for ruining it

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  • LoisLaneLoisLane Registered User regular
    Those crescent dragons are made from polymer, I think.

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  • JedocJedoc I fought THE POD and THE POD wonRegistered User regular
    Hey. I know Pillsbury isn't your fancy bakery pastries, but there's no call for that.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Those look like food but I know they are not. :(

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I'd have to take a bite out of one to make sure

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Zunde wrote: »
    Those are to amazingly adorable for me to consider eating.

    It's like a fancy well decorated cake i'd feel bad for ruining it

    Gotta sing the song.
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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat bad, but in a useful way Registered User regular

    finally, a corporation willing to offer us an egg in these trying times

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular

    i know BK uses those eggbeaters so I doubt they could show you an actual egg! no idea about roys or taco bell

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I mean they could just keep a dozen eggs in their cooler and show one to you they don't actually have to use them.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Weird flex but okay.

    Like, it's cool, I've seen eggs, McDonalds



    plus, like, I would have to go into one of your establishments in order to speak with the manager, presumably

    and being that the smell causes me to go weak in the knees like a good 600 meters out, I'm not confident I'd ever get all the way to the door.

  • KetarKetar My autocomplete is a tad agressive today.Registered User regular
    edited February 22
    bowen wrote: »
    I mean they could just keep a dozen eggs in their cooler and show one to you they don't actually have to use them.

    They could, but McDonalds has always used real eggs for their breakfast sandwiches

    Ketar on
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    SHOW ME THE EGG, MCDONALDS

    SHOW ME THE FUCKING EGG

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  • UbikUbik another one of the law guys Registered User regular
    WHAT'S IN THE EGG?

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    WHAT'S IN THE EGG?

    a runny yolk

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    You ask to see the egg and it's just a photo of me from three years ago

    zing

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited February 22
    I get breakfast at Tatte Bakery on Fridays because they have a tasty breakfast sandwich and today they were unloading a shipment of eggs. The box was just labeled EGGS in huge letters.

    Before breakfast and coffee this was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

    3clipse on
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I mean they could just keep a dozen eggs in their cooler and show one to you they don't actually have to use them.

    They could, but McDonalds has always used real eggs for their breakfast sandwiches

    Yeah but I meant for BK or whoever they're throwing shade at.

    Just literally keep a dozen eggs in the back.

    Ladies.
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    It would be kind of fun if you worked there to keep, like, a snake egg to bring people when they asked.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    It would be kind of fun if you worked there to keep, like, a snake egg to bring people when they asked.

    Or a horse egg! Really fucking confuse them.

  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    It would be kind of fun if you worked there to keep, like, a snake egg to bring people when they asked.

    Or a horse egg! Really fucking confuse them.

    Bit small though.

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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Jack in the Box and McDonalds are the only fast food places I can think of that you can look at it and know that it was a real egg, without any doubt at all.

    Even Bakers, which most of you will never have heard of and never experience, and which has some of the best fast food breakfast burritos, you can't just look at it and know, since they're scrambled.

  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    I prefer fake eggs. Dunks has the realest looking egg to me and their sandwiches suck. Give me that butter and salt flavored egg adjacent patty BK has any day of the week.

  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    We're going to Fogo de Chao for my birthday tonight. Gonna eat so much meat.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    We're going to Fogo de Chao for my birthday tonight. Gonna eat so much meat.

    I love that place so much.

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Prepare for Meat Sweats

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Ask them to show you the cow egg.

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    So now I need to get it trimmed and adjusted, and all in.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Ask them to show you the cow egg.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I thought those were not eggs at first because I only saw the first two at quick glance

    Ladies.
  • KetarKetar My autocomplete is a tad agressive today.Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    We're going to Fogo de Chao for my birthday tonight. Gonna eat so much meat.

    Any time you can sum up your eating plans as "an abundance of meat" is probably gonna be good times.

    I would make the requisite band name joke now, but An Abundance of Meat is an actual trivia team name we used to use for a while.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I thought those were not eggs at first because I only saw the first two at quick glance

    I mean either way they're huevos.

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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    It would be kind of fun if you worked there to keep, like, a snake egg to bring people when they asked.

    One that's in the process of hatching.

  • JedocJedoc I fought THE POD and THE POD wonRegistered User regular
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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
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    Spicy eggs.

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat bad, but in a useful way Registered User regular
    This is like the third time in four orders GrubHub is delivering an hour late. With UberEats and Doordash leaving the area, I wonder if there just aren't enough drivers around here?

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    This is like the third time in four orders GrubHub is delivering an hour late. With UberEats and Doordash leaving the area, I wonder if there just aren't enough drivers around here?

    I was gonna give them a go and the delivery time before I even picked a restaurant was like an hour and a half. No thanks

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i have a coupon so i am making grubhub deliver taco bell to me for camp counseling tonight

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