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Forget your New Year's diet in the [Bad Food] thread

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    i'm actually getting really obsessed with making burgers

    like i haven't made heaps of them yet, but i just really like the process of getting them all ready and then serving them, and bringing all these nice flavours together


    like if my whole career in law falls right back down soon after it takes off, i'm actually real tempted to try being a chef

    just because of these burgers

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular

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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    i'm actually getting really obsessed with making burgers

    like i haven't made heaps of them yet, but i just really like the process of getting them all ready and then serving them, and bringing all these nice flavours together


    like if my whole career in law falls right back down soon after it takes off, i'm actually real tempted to try being a chef

    just because of these burgers

    Why not combine the two?

    "Have you been injured in a motorcycle accident? Come on down to the Law Burgers and we'll assess your case while you enjoy one of our signature (Out)law Burgers!"

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I'm glad I came in here because I'm on my way to eat tacos for lunch instead of the leftover soup I brought in to the office.

    In my defense the office is more frigid than usual so I had to leave so my fingers didn't fall off.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    i'm actually getting really obsessed with making burgers

    like i haven't made heaps of them yet, but i just really like the process of getting them all ready and then serving them, and bringing all these nice flavours together


    like if my whole career in law falls right back down soon after it takes off, i'm actually real tempted to try being a chef

    just because of these burgers

    Why not combine the two?

    "Have you been injured in a motorcycle accident? Come on down to the Law Burgers and we'll assess your case while you enjoy one of our signature (Out)law Burgers!"

    ooh
    I smell an underrated ABC crime dramedy

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ... dang, I should hunt down Good Guys, Bad Guys.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    I got a pint of Pistachio Ice Cream

    And my girlfriend made Peanut Butter Cookies

    So I decided to make an ice cream sandwich and holy christ it is delicious

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    My favorite is Oreos with pistachio gelato/ice cream. But, like, the blonde Oreos. Also you'll want to brush your chompers right away.

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    i'm actually getting really obsessed with making burgers

    like i haven't made heaps of them yet, but i just really like the process of getting them all ready and then serving them, and bringing all these nice flavours together


    like if my whole career in law falls right back down soon after it takes off, i'm actually real tempted to try being a chef

    just because of these burgers

    Why not combine the two?

    "Have you been injured in a motorcycle accident? Come on down to the Law Burgers and we'll assess your case while you enjoy one of our signature (Out)law Burgers!"

    Get an Outlaw Burger at Bob Loblaw's Law Burgers.

    This post was sponsored by LG.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    An old friend from grad school is in town and I'm taking him to Buttermilk & Bourbon tonight ohboyohboyohboy

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    kilnborn wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    i'm actually getting really obsessed with making burgers

    like i haven't made heaps of them yet, but i just really like the process of getting them all ready and then serving them, and bringing all these nice flavours together


    like if my whole career in law falls right back down soon after it takes off, i'm actually real tempted to try being a chef

    just because of these burgers

    Why not combine the two?

    "Have you been injured in a motorcycle accident? Come on down to the Law Burgers and we'll assess your case while you enjoy one of our signature (Out)law Burgers!"

    ooh
    I smell an underrated ABC crime dramedy

    Meanwhile at azith28's hideout.

    Muhahahah. They said i was crazy...but no. THEY ARE THE CRAZY ONES.
    *Takes meatloaf mix (Beef,pork,veal), applies meatloaf fixings, makes hamburger shapes,brushes them with ketchup, bakes the medallions*

    YES!!! THIS IS THE SUPREME HAMBURGER! JUST TRY AND STOP ME BURGER COPS!!!

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My friend wanted me to try my hand at making some honey hard tack for him as a project.

    So it's in the oven.

    It wouldn't come together though as it was written. Had to add more butter...hope it turns out ok.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    These taste like biscotti.

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Concept: a saltine topped with EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Concept: a saltine topped with EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls

    Make it a Ritz, and you got yourself a deal.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Concept: a saltine topped with EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls

    Make it a Ritz, and you got yourself a deal.

    Look at this 1%er over here in the bad food thread.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Concept: a saltine topped with EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls

    Make it a Ritz, and you got yourself a deal.

    Look at this 1%er over here in the bad food thread.

    Compromise with a store brand butter cracker?

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Concept: a saltine topped with EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls

    Make it a Ritz, and you got yourself a deal.

    Look at this 1%er over here in the bad food thread.

    Compromise with a store brand butter cracker?

    Only if they're purchased at Aldi's.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Concept: a saltine topped with EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls

    Make it a Ritz, and you got yourself a deal.

    What are we puttin' on the Ritz?

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls. I swear, I feel like I'm the only one who reads around here.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I'm pretty excited for the new Taco Bell to open in the next town over, the existing one has very slow service.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Concept: a saltine topped with EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls

    Make it a Ritz, and you got yourself a deal.

    What are we puttin' on the Ritz?

    Peanut butter!

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    edited January 30
    People who claim you can get a better burrito than Chipotle or Qdoba in any town in America:

    Can you get it in the time and convenience you get from those places, or do you have to go into a family Mexican restaurant, spend 20 minutes eating chips, and then when your burrito arrives it’s drowning in sauce and being encroached upon by a slurry pond of retried beans?

    knitdan on
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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    god damn it stop making me want burritos

    I already got two last week when going through midway airport

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I'm pretty excited for the new Taco Bell to open in the next town over, the existing one has very slow service.

    It’s always nice to have choices.

    Let’s go to Taco Bell. No not that one, the good one.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited January 30
    knitdan wrote: »
    People who claim you can get a better burrito than Chipotle or Qdoba in any town in America:

    Can you get it in the time and convenience you get from those places, or do you have to go into a family Mexican restaurant, spend 20 minutes eating chips, and then when your burrito arrives it’s drowning in sauce and being encroached upon by a slurry pond of retried beans?

    .... the first one?

    Like, out of a fucking drive through, even?

    Edit: oooooh, ANY TOWN in America.

    No, probably not.

    sarukun on
  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    People who claim you can get a better burrito than Chipotle or Qdoba in any town in America:

    Can you get it in the time and convenience you get from those places, or do you have to go into a family Mexican restaurant, spend 20 minutes eating chips, and then when your burrito arrives it’s drowning in sauce and being encroached upon by a slurry pond of retried beans?

    I have to say that my favorite Mexican place is almost too fast. Like, I'd like some more time with the fresh tortilla chips and house-made salsa and delicious queso, but here's the meal like four minutes later, I guess. Damn you, Tarahumara's. Damn you for cooking my delicious food so quickly.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Fuck, I love eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant.

    “I’d like the burrito mojado and if you could just wrap it up to go immediately, that’d be great, and also keep the chips and salsa coming until I die.”

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I know there’s a “San Diego style”* Mexican place with 3-4 locations in Spokane. I don’t like it as much as Qdoba or even Chipotle.

    They do weird shit like put cabbage and potatoes in the burrito for no fucking reason, or drop the burrito in the fryer for ten seconds so the shell burns you if you go to eat the thing too fast. And the meat is just plain under seasoned.

    *whatever the hell that means

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    At least we'll always have the sopapillas that show up like ten seconds after we put our forks down.

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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    People who claim you can get a better burrito than Chipotle or Qdoba in any town in America:

    Can you get it in the time and convenience you get from those places, or do you have to go into a family Mexican restaurant, spend 20 minutes eating chips, and then when your burrito arrives it’s drowning in sauce and being encroached upon by a slurry pond of retried beans?

    Up and down California, Arizona, New Mexico and everywhere I've been in Nevada, there are taquerias where you walk in, order a burrito, wait around for a few minutes and bam, your burrito is ready. Eat it there, or get it to go. Obviously if the place is extra busy you have a longer wait, but that's the same at Chipotle, just with a longer line.

    And yes, they're going to be better than Chipotle or Qdoba. Usually much, much better. And they'll almost never make you sick.

    sarukunchromdom
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Concept: a saltine topped with EZ-cheez and some of those ketchup caviar pearls

    Make it a Ritz, and you got yourself a deal.

    What are we puttin' on the Ritz?

    Super duper!

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited January 30
    knitdan wrote: »
    People who claim you can get a better burrito than Chipotle or Qdoba in any town in America:

    Can you get it in the time and convenience you get from those places, or do you have to go into a family Mexican restaurant, spend 20 minutes eating chips, and then when your burrito arrives it’s drowning in sauce and being encroached upon by a slurry pond of retried beans?

    Maybe? The one in my hometown is a walk-up counter with outdoor seating only and also a drive-thru. The only time you have to wait more than about 5 minutes for a burrito is if they're super busy in the summer. They also didn't offer a wet burrito at all last time I was there.

    In LA there are for sure places just as fast and convenient as the chains. Hell, in LA if you want tacos instead of burritos you just walk to a busy corner and get some al pastor from a taco cart in like a minute.

    Edit: oh dang, they even have online ordering for both locations in/near my hometown now. And I guess they do have a wet burrito option now.

    http://www.riosmexicangrill.com/order-online.html

    jgeis on
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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I haven’t had tacos al pastor since that time we had a very abrupt turnover in church leadership

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 30
    I made myself a nighttime sandwich of some cold cutz and horseradish mustard and also a dessert sandwich with Nutella and a couple soft cookies in there.

    When y'all're eating a hard-boiled egg, do you shove that whole thing in your mouth or do you take bites?

    ChicoBlue on
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I remove the yolk, spread it on buttered toast, and discard the white in the trash where it belongs.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    If we are ever in an already peeled egg eating situation together, I want you to think of my mouth as your trash.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If we are ever in an already peeled egg eating situation together, I want you to think of my mouth as your trash.

    I already do!

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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    edited January 30
    Poured a bowl of apple cinnamon cheerios and decided to put in a spoonful of crunchy peanut butter. I'd highly recommend it.

    Kaplar on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I take nice gentle bites out of a hard boiled egg. Little sprinkle of salt between each bite.

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