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Forget your New Year's diet in the [Bad Food] thread

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited February 1
    chromdom wrote: »
    Burritos: We used to go to a place by the harbor that would put a big flour tortilla in a bread pan, pile all your burrito makings on top, then cover it with another tortilla and cheese, and sauce of you wanted.
    It was divine.

    Hard boiled eggs: They're fine, but soft boiled eggs are the way and the light. I've started smashing them onto my toast, and it's like having the perfect amount of yolk in every bite.
    Peeling can sometimes get a little messy, but it's a price I'm willing to pay.

    All boiled eggs are perfect children.


    Not literally of course.

    Ha-cha-chacha-cha.

    sarukun on
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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Andy Joe wrote: »

    KFC, i already do not want to eat your chicken. You don't have to work so hard to make it even more terrible.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I'll happily eat KFC but that sandwich is a bit much.

    drowning in the ever heaving waters of mother Earth's salty tiddy.
  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    "Special Cheetos Sauce"

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    doomybear wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Please remind me not to buy Pringles again.

    Ate the entire tube, and each one I was waiting for that nice sodium sting but never got it. They were just... nothing.

    I don't mind eating some garbage if it has good flavor or texture or something, but these were just pressed potato shavings.

    how much potato is in pringles, anyway

    aren't they mostly corn puff?

    nah they're made from a batter of primarily potato flour

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I eschewed buying a bag of 18 supermarket cookies for $2.50 on the grounds that I only wanted one, singular cookie, and having another 17 around would either be a waste or (more likely) a way to make myself feel sick and fat.
    Instead I bought a single cookie for the same damn price from a boutique bakery on the way back to work. It turned out to be vegan, and was disappointing in every possible way.

    This story covers everything wrong with America.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    that'll teach you for trying to not eat 18 cookies

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Overpriced and terrible vegan bakeries can't possibly be unique to the US.

    drowning in the ever heaving waters of mother Earth's salty tiddy.
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Overpriced and terrible vegan bakeries can't possibly be unique to the US.

    just because this is a problem endemic to most western societies doesn't mean I can't blame it exclusively on the loudest.

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Overpriced and terrible vegan bakeries can't possibly be unique to the US.

    just because this is a problem endemic to most western societies doesn't mean I can't blame it exclusively on the loudest.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    also the main problem was not the existence or price of the bakery, but my original inability to buy a single normal goddamn cookie.

  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Overpriced and terrible vegan bakeries can't possibly be unique to the US.

    just because this is a problem endemic to most western societies doesn't mean I can't blame it exclusively on the loudest.

    Yeah that's fair.

    drowning in the ever heaving waters of mother Earth's salty tiddy.
  • JedocJedoc I fought THE POD and THE POD wonRegistered User regular
    Listen, we went through this whole fuckin' thing with a mouse. Can't fool us again.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 1
    That was the other reason I didn't want 17 cookies sitting around. The office building has a mouse infestation and they've already eaten a worrying amount of chocolate and ramen.

    I don't want to contribute to the local rodent diabetes epidemic.

    tynic on
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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    That was the other reason I didn't want 17 cookies sitting around. The office building has a mouse infestation and they've already eaten a worrying amount of chocolate and ramen.

    I don't want to contribute to the local rodent diabetes epidemic.

    Especially when it's not in your field of science so you can't make a case study of them

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Well the BK menu here is Bilingual in both English and in Spanish

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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    Como Big Mac, pero mejor.

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Weird, those all seem to say “we wish we posted the same numbers as McDonalds this quarter” but with different spellings.

    Somebody must have a soft spot for the old Sega commercials from the 90s.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    we blast process flame-broil our burgers here

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Burger King brought back Ciniminis

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    those officially never went away, I'm pretty sure, but their availability varies based on whether the specific store owner wants to carry them

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
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  • ZundeZunde Registered User regular
    Taco bell has brought back the Nacho fries.

    Holy hell the advertisement commercial for them is extra as fuck.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Burger King brought back Ciniminis

    They have always had them here along with a lot of other items

  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Zunde wrote: »
    Taco bell has brought back the Nacho fries.

    Holy hell the advertisement commercial for them is extra as fuck.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Well they haven't had ciniminis here since I was a teenager

    So boo

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Bad Food thread I am at a Superbowl party and have consumed half my bodyweight in cocktail shrimp.

    My only regret is that there is no more cocktail shrimp for me to eat my full body weight.

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I'm waiting for an UberEats delivery to finish cooking right now at a pizza place in the hip Fairfax/Melrose neighborhood and they're literally turning people away because they can't keep up with the pace of orders because of the Superb Owl. That's wild to me.

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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    According to co-workers, Little Caesars has brought back the pretzel crust.

    All hail the pretzel crust.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I’m listening on the radio and they just ran an ad for the Little Caesars pretzel crust.

    It sounds awful.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    Zunde wrote: »
    Taco bell has brought back the Nacho fries.

    Holy hell the advertisement commercial for them is extra as fuck.


    Wow.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    Zunde wrote: »
    Taco bell has brought back the Nacho fries.

    Holy hell the advertisement commercial for them is extra as fuck.


    Wow.

    I went to Taco Bell for lunch today, and they had run out of nacho fries.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    so, I tried eggs benedict today. fucking amazing. wish I had not slept on these for 34 years...

    and then I tried the beyond burger at carl's junior. it was very good!

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    According to co-workers, Little Caesars has brought back the pretzel crust.

    All hail the pretzel crust.

    There was a pretzel crust?

    Sounds awful, I’m so sorry.

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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    It's a pretzel crust/bread with a cheese sauce instead of tomato, topped with pepperoni.

    It is delicious.

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  • PeenPeen tw1tch0rz occasionallyRegistered User regular
    Yeah Little Caesars pretzel crust is pretty ok.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    If you can make a pretzel crust pizza can you make a bagel crust pizza???

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Redefine pizza bagel is what I'm saying.

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