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Forget your New Year's diet in the [Bad Food] thread

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 21
    Ketchup

    Room temp or Cold?

    Food elitists who do not like ketchup need not apply

    Uriel on
  • MorivethMoriveth Just my luck! There's a phone between these rocks! Registered User regular
    Eat the mayo, Zonugal

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Y'all trying to talk me into that poison mayo.

    It won't work.

    IT WON'T WORK.

    I'm not saying you should EAT it, I'm just saying your housemate likely won't die.

  • MorivethMoriveth Just my luck! There's a phone between these rocks! Registered User regular
    EAT THE MAYONNAISE

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Y'all trying to talk me into that poison mayo.

    It won't work.

    IT WON'T WORK.

    do it you coward

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The Pod made that mayonnaise for you, Zonugal. Eat the mayonnaise.

    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Ketchup

    Room temp or Cold?

    Food elitists who do not like ketchup need not apply

    I prefer room temp if it's on something like fries. The only time I really prefer cold ketchup is on a homemade burger on griddle toast, but that's mostly nostalgia talking.

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  • chromdomchromdom Working on having a better attitude Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    Several years ago, I worked for UPS in one of their international sections.
    Other countries, it should come as no surprise, do not give a fuck about American Thanksgiving. So all departments needed to have skeleton crews working on Thanksgiving Day. To celebrate and commiserate, they had a Thanksgiving potluck the day before.
    Someone (I don't know who, it was another department and we weren't invited) brought in potato salad. Made with mayonnaise. And left out all day.
    Of the . . . I think it was 8 people scheduled to work Thanksgiving Day, 1 person did not call in sick.

    Do not fuck with room temperature mayonnaise.

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    You've made this day a special day, by just your being you. There's no person in the whole world like you; and I like you just the way you are.
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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat Brave Sir Robin Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Ketchup

    Room temp or Cold?

    Food elitists who do not like ketchup need not apply

    I prefer room temp if it's on something like fries. The only time I really prefer cold ketchup is on a homemade burger on griddle toast, but that's mostly nostalgia talking.

    On a burger is probably the only place I notably prefer room temp ketchup.

    Dibby wrote: »
    yeah but it's a really happenin' wake with chips and punch
    Bucketman
  • MorivethMoriveth Just my luck! There's a phone between these rocks! Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Several years ago, I worked for UPS in one of their international sections.
    Other countries, it should come as no surprise, do not give a fuck about American Thanksgiving. So all departments needed to have skeleton crews working on Thanksgiving Day. To celebrate and commiserate, they had a Thanksgiving potluck the day before.
    Someone (I don't know who, it was another department and we weren't invited) brought in potato salad. Made with mayonnaise. And left out all day.
    Of the . . . I think it was 8 people scheduled to work Thanksgiving Day, 1 person did not call in sick.

    Do not fuck with room temperature mayonnaise.

    These are lies to get you to not eat the delicious counter mayo

    eat the mayo, Jimmy

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Condiments should be at room temperature for hot food, and no colder!

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    The ketchup says refrigerate after opening right on the label.

    Put it in the fridge, you fools.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    yeah ketchup will ferment if you leave it out

    that's actually one way to tell a shitty restaurant

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
    Bucketman
  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    The ketchup says refrigerate after opening right on the label.

    Put it in the fridge, you fools.

    No, don't put it in the fridge. Put it in the trash, where it belongs.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    ketchup is good, actually

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Several years ago, I worked for UPS in one of their international sections.
    Other countries, it should come as no surprise, do not give a fuck about American Thanksgiving. So all departments needed to have skeleton crews working on Thanksgiving Day. To celebrate and commiserate, they had a Thanksgiving potluck the day before.
    Someone (I don't know who, it was another department and we weren't invited) brought in potato salad. Made with mayonnaise. And left out all day.
    Of the . . . I think it was 8 people scheduled to work Thanksgiving Day, 1 person did not call in sick.

    Do not fuck with room temperature mayonnaise.

    Times like this you remember that mayo is basically blended eggs.

    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
    chromdom
  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    The ketchup says refrigerate after opening right on the label.

    Put it in the fridge, you fools.

    Listen, a ship is safe in harbor.

    But that's not what ships are for.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    E̵̟͈͖̫̖̥a̶̱̺t̖͕̜̙ ̢̝͎t̗̯h̴͍̣e͍̦͕̟̙̘̤ ̖͈̞̼̫ṃ̩a̲͖̺̞̫̪͠y̴o̩̮,̧ ̤͚͟Z̲̣͉͇͖o̼n̳͍̳̻͕̣̞͝u̸g̹̮͖̠͠a̬̬̳͓̻l̩̪̤̬̟̺.̟̲̜̹́ ̺̰̜͈̤̝̺͠ ̶̤Ȩ̼̫at̨̜̠̟̣̳̞̞ ͕̼̜̫i͙̣͚̥̲ͅt̶͖̪̫ ͓͈̺̥̻̙̼u̬͉͙n̗͔̞t̳̫̪̗͉̭͡i͉͎͈̬l̼̦͚̞͖̩ ̷̖͉͇̞͔̯̳a͖̞̘͉̥̹l҉l̲̮̲̠̼̭͡ ͚̥̭͙͚͟i̜͞s̹̣̯̻̣̩͉ ̨̯f̪͉̭͉̠̻i̵n̨̻̬̮i͇̗͍͕̞̝͟s̳̯̫̟̜̻h҉̠e̢͕̣̰d̵̥̺̣͔.͝

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    The ketchup says refrigerate after opening right on the label.

    Put it in the fridge, you fools.

    No, don't put it in the fridge. Put it in the trash, where it belongs.

    PuT iT iN tHe TrAsH WhErE iT bElOnGs
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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat Brave Sir Robin Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Condiments should be at room temperature for hot food, and no colder!

    Hot/Cold is basically the same concept as Sweet/Salty

    Dibby wrote: »
    yeah but it's a really happenin' wake with chips and punch
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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Peas wrote: »

    Wow.

    #pipeBucketman
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Eat the ice cream

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    I really love cold ketchup on hot burgs, hotdogs, or fries. Cold syrup on waffles. Warm grilled chicken on a bed of cool salad. Vanilla ice cream on warm apple pie.

    Hot and cold things are very good!

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    What.


    The fuck.

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat Brave Sir Robin Registered User regular
    Hot pies/cookies/brownies a la mode and fries dipped in a milkshake are the most pure form of joy

    Dibby wrote: »
    yeah but it's a really happenin' wake with chips and punch
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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    This thread forces me to invent a new cocktail

    1oz room temp mayo
    Stirred into
    12oz cold PBR

    Call it a “Zonnie”

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    What.


    The fuck.

    Come at me bro

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  • KetarKetar Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives?Registered User regular
    knitdan is...a war criminal? A thought criminal? An affront to god and man?

    I'm honestly not sure what the proper term would be in response to that post. But maybe if I think about the terminology long enough I'll forget that..."recipe."

    LoisLane
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    DRINK THE ZONNIE

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Cold syrup?

  • MorivethMoriveth Just my luck! There's a phone between these rocks! Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    This thread forces me to invent a new cocktail

    1oz room temp mayo
    Stirred into
    12oz cold PBR

    Call it a “Zonnie”

    I call it "a war crime"

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 22
    I'll definitely go for hot baked desserts a la mode, and I'm not picky about ketchup temperature but I don't think ketchup being cold adds anything to the experience. Prefer warm or room temperature syrup though.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I want a cinnabon

    Xaquin
  • ApocalyptusApocalyptus Registered User regular
    I heard that it only says to keep it in the fridge on the tomato sauce/ketchup bottles because if it’s in the fridge you see it more often and are this more likely to use it more often and buy more. I don’t know if it’s true or not though.

    I don’t refrigerate my tomato sauce and have never had a problem.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    There is no Cinnabon in town and I am inconsolable

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited March 22
    sarukun wrote: »
    What.


    The fuck.

    Come at me bro

    That was for the weird robot commercial, everything you said is good and just and you will be rewarded in the next life.
    Uriel wrote: »
    There is no Cinnabon in town and I am inconsolable

    I assure you this is for the best.

    sarukun on
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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    There is no Cinnabon in town and I am inconsolable

    I have to drive almost 30 minutes and cross state lines to find a Cinnabon. Luckily, I have no desire to do so.

    I also have to drive almost 30 minutes and cross state lines to find an In-N-Out. Luckily, I have almost no desire to do so.

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    There is no Cinnabon in town and I am inconsolable

    I have to drive almost 30 minutes and cross state lines to find a Cinnabon. Luckily, I have no desire to do so.

    I also have to drive almost 30 minutes and cross state lines to find an In-N-Out. Luckily, I have almost no desire to do so.

    The second one is basically what people who live in Los Angeles have to do anyway, so you might as well get the full experience.

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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    kilnborn wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    There is no Cinnabon in town and I am inconsolable

    I have to drive almost 30 minutes and cross state lines to find a Cinnabon. Luckily, I have no desire to do so.

    I also have to drive almost 30 minutes and cross state lines to find an In-N-Out. Luckily, I have almost no desire to do so.

    The second one is basically what people who live in Los Angeles have to do anyway, so you might as well get the full experience.

    I don't think many Angelenos are crossing state lines to get In-N-Out.

    chromdomwebguy20
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