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Forget your New Year's diet in the [Bad Food] thread

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited March 25
    yeah that's how Joanna the goanna eats her eggs

    I mean as long as George C. Scott doesn't catch her at it

    Shorty on
    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you get a line and I'll get a pole and we'll all go down to the crocodile hole

    honey, baby, miiiineee

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I love that they didn't even reference the fact that Joanna is a goanna in the movie

    no, they decided to leave that one to the nerds who looked it up later

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat bad, but in a useful way Registered User regular
    Every time I get bananas from Whole Foods they're way easier to open from the bottom. Wonder why that is; the organic ones from other supermarkets usually still open at the top just fine.

    Dibby wrote: »
    yeah but it's a really happenin' wake with chips and punch
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Every time I get bananas from Whole Foods they're way easier to open from the bottom. Wonder why that is; the organic ones from other supermarkets usually still open at the top just fine.

    Opposite from the stem right? That's how you're supposed to open a banana. I've always found using the stem method to be frustrating.

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  • chromdomchromdom Working on having a better attitude Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    I've been eating soft boiled eggs a lot lately. They are very very good, especially on lightly buttered toast.

    I have never gotten the hang of opening bananas from the not-stem end. They just seem to mush. Stems will occasionally do something weird, but are pretty consistently the way to go for me.

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat bad, but in a useful way Registered User regular
    Now that I've done it a few times from the non-stem end it's really easy to do, but I still like doing stem first because it works better as a general eating experience. Easier to hold, peels less messily, the gross bit is tucked away in the bottom instead of making me take it off first, etc. It's the difference of being able to eat it with zero conscious thought vs putting my full attention into it so I don't end up covered in mush.

    Dibby wrote: »
    yeah but it's a really happenin' wake with chips and punch
  • StericaSterica Wow! That was shit.Registered User, Moderator mod
    The P’zone is back, and I shall never eat another food.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    The P’zone is back, and I shall never eat another food.

    We're going to need a daily update post about how the P'zone is affecting your life.

    Kaplar
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i am so mad the p'zone came back after the one pizza hut that delivered to me went out of business

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    wow, there are really that few around here?

    that's pretty surprising

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    He didn't say there weren't others around

    just that they wouldn't deliver to him.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    there are pizza huts that don't deliver??

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    wow, there are really that few around here?

    that's pretty surprising

    No no he's just been banned from most

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    wow, there are really that few around here?

    that's pretty surprising

    No no he's just been banned from most

    You only get so many "Pants on or Robe shut" warnings from the Hut until you get blacklisted.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i could explain more but i think i like this veneer of mystery

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    there are pizza huts that don't deliver??

    Oh yeah they have dine-in/take out only store concepts, not as common as the others but the one closest to my office happens to be one.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 25
    Shorty wrote: »
    wow, there are really that few around here?

    that's pretty surprising

    No no he's just been banned from most

    Pretty annoyed that me making this exact joke elicited no reaction.

    Typical monarchist bias!

    tynic on
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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Was that "swallowed whole, in the shell, and raw"?
    Been a while since I watched that one.
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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    i could explain more but i think i like this veneer of mystery

    That veneer isn't mystery and you know what you did, Hitchcock AJ.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited March 25
    tynic wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    wow, there are really that few around here?

    that's pretty surprising

    No no he's just been banned from most

    Pretty annoyed that me making this exact joke elicited no reaction.

    Typical monarchist bias!

    its okay nic

    i appreciated the burn on me

    Rorshach Kringle on
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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Sterica wrote: »
    The P’zone is back, and I shall never eat another food.

    We're going to need a daily update post about how the P'zone is affecting your life.

    This reminds me, what ever happened to the person that was using the olive garden pasta pass everyday?

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  • KaplarKaplar Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    wow, there are really that few around here?

    that's pretty surprising

    No no he's just been banned from most

    Pretty annoyed that me making this exact joke elicited no reaction.

    Typical monarchist bias!

    To be fair, I'm used to Pizza Huts having delivery maps that make no damn sense.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Sterica wrote: »
    The P’zone is back, and I shall never eat another food.

    We're going to need a daily update post about how the P'zone is affecting your life.

    This reminds me, what ever happened to the person that was using the olive garden pasta pass everyday?

    Heart failure I assume

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Sterica wrote: »
    The P’zone is back, and I shall never eat another food.

    We're going to need a daily update post about how the P'zone is affecting your life.

    This reminds me, what ever happened to the person that was using the olive garden pasta pass everyday?

    He achieved enlightenment and became one with the alfredo

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Sterica wrote: »
    The P’zone is back, and I shall never eat another food.

    We're going to need a daily update post about how the P'zone is affecting your life.

    This reminds me, what ever happened to the person that was using the olive garden pasta pass everyday?

    He achieved enlightenment and became one with the alfredo

    This is my new code phrase for telling people I’ve gained weight.

    Veldrin
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I've been exercising regularly enough now to see some indications of abs and if I start paying attention to my diet, I could probably get those bad boys to pop.

    *eats four waffles with whipped cream, a chocolate chip scone and a mini chocolate croissant with a tall glass of whole milk*

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I've been exercising regularly enough now to see some indications of abs and if I start paying attention to my diet, I could probably get those bad boys to pop.

    *eats four waffles with whipped cream, a chocolate chip scone and a mini chocolate croissant with a tall glass of whole milk*

    Attaboy.

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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    The other day, I was going to make a turkey-avocado club sandwich. I cooked some bacon, sliced a tomato, chopped up some lettuce, split an avocado, got the turkey out of the fridge, plated up 3 slices of bread to toast, then went looking for the mayo.

    After a while, I remembered that I'd finished off my jar of mayo a few days before. So I put the stuff that has to be put back back, and jumped in my car to head to the store for some mayo. Car wouldn't start.

    Headed back inside, looked up the stick-blender method of making mayo, and made some mayo, and made my sandwich.

    Fast forward to tonight, after struggling to change a battery in a Chevy (what the fuck is wrong with GM?) when I decided I wanted a grilled-cheese sandwich.

    I got out 2 slices of provolone, 2 slices of cheddar, two slices of bread, and my butter..... and I was all out of butter.

    Ah, but I have home-made mayo.

    So for the first time in my life, I made a grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter.

    It was pretty damned good. As good as with butter? Yes, but not better than butter. As good.

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    There’s “salted butter” flavor I want from my grilled cheese that I find mayo doesn’t provide.

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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    There’s “salted butter” flavor I want from my grilled cheese that I find mayo doesn’t provide.

    This might be an advertisement for salted butter. No one who actually cooks good food buys salted butter. Why is my ad-blocker failing me? You salt your bread slices when you make grilled cheese.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    There’s “salted butter” flavor I want from my grilled cheese that I find mayo doesn’t provide.

    This might be an advertisement for salted butter. No one who actually cooks good food buys salted butter. Why is my ad-blocker failing me? You salt your bread slices when you make grilled cheese.

    Sorry, say what?

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  • kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    There’s “salted butter” flavor I want from my grilled cheese that I find mayo doesn’t provide.

    This might be an advertisement for salted butter. No one who actually cooks good food buys salted butter. Why is my ad-blocker failing me? You salt your bread slices when you make grilled cheese.

    Sorry, say what?

    I was quite clear.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Now that I've done it a few times from the non-stem end it's really easy to do, but I still like doing stem first because it works better as a general eating experience. Easier to hold, peels less messily, the gross bit is tucked away in the bottom instead of making me take it off first, etc. It's the difference of being able to eat it with zero conscious thought vs putting my full attention into it so I don't end up covered in mush.

    I'm really confused about how a banana is made harder to hold or messier to peel if you open it from one end instead of the other.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Now that I've done it a few times from the non-stem end it's really easy to do, but I still like doing stem first because it works better as a general eating experience. Easier to hold, peels less messily, the gross bit is tucked away in the bottom instead of making me take it off first, etc. It's the difference of being able to eat it with zero conscious thought vs putting my full attention into it so I don't end up covered in mush.

    I'm really confused about how a banana is made harder to hold or messier to peel if you open it from one end instead of the other.

    Some people like to use the monkey trick, which involves molesting the non-stem end with their thumb.

    Me, I like to grab it by the stem and make a whip-cracking motion. It’s more satisfying.

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    kilnborn wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    There’s “salted butter” flavor I want from my grilled cheese that I find mayo doesn’t provide.

    This might be an advertisement for salted butter. No one who actually cooks good food buys salted butter. Why is my ad-blocker failing me? You salt your bread slices when you make grilled cheese.

    Sorry, say what?

    I was quite clear.

    Oh so you were just being wrong. Cool cool fair enough.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Unsalted butter might technically be more optimal because it lets you fully modulate how much salt you add but honestly that's not going to be the deciding factor in if someone's food is good or not.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    unsalted butter is for baking

    that's it

    there's a reason salted butter sells way more

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Because people don't add nearly enough salt to their food when they cook and the salted butter helps mitigate that fact, is my guess.

    Maximum wrote: »
    I won't be able to get a good night sleep unless I know for sure that my hog is bigger than Robert Kraft's.
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