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Forget your New Year's diet in the [Bad Food] thread

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    grrmusha wrote: »
    Believe it or not, we don't have"unsalted"butter here. Every butter at the grocery store is salted, but it's such a negligible amount of salt. You have to go to healthy food stores to try to find find unsalted ones.

    It really does feel like a distinctly american thing. The butter cooler portion of Wegmans has some European and Irish butters and they're all salted too.

    Not at all. Plugra comes in both salted and unsalted varieties, as do most of the other European butters at my local grocery stores.

    When I did pastry school, the two things the French pastry chefs tried to impress on everyone first were: A) Measure by weight, not volume and B) Get used to using unsalted butter for everything, not salted butter like most Americans.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    grrmusha wrote: »
    Believe it or not, we don't have"unsalted"butter here. Every butter at the grocery store is salted, but it's such a negligible amount of salt. You have to go to healthy food stores to try to find find unsalted ones.

    It really does feel like a distinctly american thing. The butter cooler portion of Wegmans has some European and Irish butters and they're all salted too.

    Unsalted butter is definitely a thing in the UK and Australia, and most places in western europe that I've lived. The french get really anal about precise butter salting. But as a product it really does tend to only be used for baking.

    Wonder why Wegmans doesn't carry it. Might just not sell well?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Butter note - irish butter is so damn good. I buy Kerrygold 100% now, there's a couple other brands I want to try tho.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2019
    I'm trying the dill pickle flavored Lays and I'm aggressively unsure how to feel.

    edit: oh god the smell won't get off my hands

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    One of my favourites:

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    That looks like some fancy fucking butter.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    One of my favourites:

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    I feel like any application I would attempt to use this butter in would be demeaning towards the butter and it would judge me

    ....how's it taste

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Like pretty good butter!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Like pretty good butter!

    Excellent! Now to find some pretty good bread

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    That looks like some fancy fucking butter.

    Nah that kind of butter comes in a tube

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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    To us here butter is butter, most don't care or ask if it's salted or not, if a recipe asks for butter you just go and get plain old butter, whichever you find. I checked some common brands and salt content is like 0,01 - 0,03 g on 100 g of product.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    We've got a butter store pretty close by. I've never been, but a friend told me that it's really good. Said friend, formerly a professional chef & baker, uses that Kerrygold Irish butter for eating (unless she's been to the butter store) and unsalted for cooking.
    So par for the course, it sounds like.

    EDIT: NSFW Warning -- sculpted dong http://www.buttercraftpdx.com/uploads/5/0/6/3/50635355/20160504-143758-1_orig.jpg

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Kerrygold has this garlic butter I use for garlic bread. It's pretty rad.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Cooking with butter is just a joy really, I love to saute whole garlic cloves in it until they turn brown and mushy and then sometimes I'll just use those to dress a protein I cook in the garlicky butter, or I'll smush em up and smear em on like a crostini or whatever you wanna call a little piece of broiled crunchy bread.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Kerrygold has this garlic butter I use for garlic bread. It's pretty rad.

    Shiiiit. How garlicky is it? This may help with my garlic bread craving

    Well....
    "help"

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    We've got a butter store pretty close by. I've never been, but a friend told me that it's really good. Said friend, formerly a professional chef & baker, uses that Kerrygold Irish butter for eating (unless she's been to the butter store) and unsalted for cooking.
    So par for the course, it sounds like.

    EDIT: NSFW Warning -- sculpted dong http://www.buttercraftpdx.com/uploads/5/0/6/3/50635355/20160504-143758-1_orig.jpg

    butter store?

    talk about a great business idea

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I hear the regulars are all pretty slick customers.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Kerrygold has this garlic butter I use for garlic bread. It's pretty rad.

    Shiiiit. How garlicky is it? This may help with my garlic bread craving

    Well....
    "help"

    Its really strong. I didnt use a lot but it still had a ton of flavor. I would reccomend melting it and using a brush though.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Yeah, I hear the regulars are all pretty slick customers.

    Seems like there wouldn't be a lot of repeat customers; it'd be a high-churn business.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    The only places I've been where you couldn't find both salted and unsalted varieties of butter are... places here in Asia, but not Singapore.

    Honestly I bake a lot, and I feel confident that I'm very good at it, and it's only for specific types of bakes that I bother to buy unsalted butter (partially because quality butter costs ~6 SGD+ a block here). It's much more important in my experience to pay attention to the fat content of the butter and whether it's pure butter at all. I've learned my lesson there because some of the European brands that are available in Singapore have much higher fat content and it makes a pie crust an oily mess if you use the same quantity as you would with American butter.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I've found very few recipes that are negatively impacted by the small amount of salt in salted butter. I'm sure they do exist, but at most I just adjust any additional salt accordingly.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Butter note - irish butter is so damn good. I buy Kerrygold 100% now, there's a couple other brands I want to try tho.

    Kerrygold is the fuckin’ shit.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I don't like irish butter, it tastes too weird to me

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    @FAQ better degrease yourself

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    bite your tongue, nic

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    only if my mouth is crammed with delicious butter

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    you're in america now

    by law it should be

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    you're in america now

    by law it should be

    You’re thinking of sugar.

    Butter would be France.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    your butter is white, it's weird

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    wow

    rude much?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    your butter is white, it's weird

    The white nationalism problem is way out of control these days, it’s true.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    our margarine used to be pink!

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    our margarine used to be pink!

    what

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    Yeah! At least in some places. See back in the days everyone was like FUCK MARGARINE IT'S PLASTIC BASICALLY especially dairy farmers in the midwest so they tugged on the ears of some of their big-dollar buddies in state legislatures and whatnot and they passed a law that said "THIS ISN'T REAL BUTTER AND PRESENTING IT AS SUCH WITH ARTIFICIAL YELLOW COLORING IS MISLEADING MAKE IT FUCKIN PINK." some places got around this by having, no kidding, white margarine with knead-in coloring packets and shit, until everyone realized this was all really stupid.

    so i heard anyway.

    edit: i was probably remembering certain details from this nat geo article!
    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/people-and-culture/food/the-plate/2014/08/13/the-butter-wars-when-margarine-was-pink/

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
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    Pizza-blasted ranch dressing.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I initially read that as BLAZED!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    You'd have to be to eat it.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I initially read that as BLAZED!

    Well most people eating it will be, so.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I initially read that as BLAZED!

    Well most people eating it will be, so.

    https://youtu.be/loF8Q15b2-I

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    CURSE YOU HEDGEHOG

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