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How do you butter your toast?

DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
in Social Entropy++
Henroid wrote: »
Why don't we just fast-forward to the part where someone makes a poll asking if we put our butter on the top side of the toast or the bottom.

I'm too lazy to do the alternating capital and lower case letters on my phone.

If you were to butter your toast, would you smear that butter on the top or the bottom of the toast?

How do you butter your toast? 32 votes

Top side
40%
GarthorchromdomDarkPrimusMarathonUbikdarunia106Mx. QuillPwnanObrienSo It GoesmightyjongyoSorceGvzbgulcB557 13 votes
Bottom side
6%
KadithVirgil_Leads_You 2 votes
Larlar
53%
MulysaSemproniusInquisitorKane Red RobeDouglasDangersarukunReynoldskriegsHadesTonkkatheSquidGoose!Donovan Puppyfucker3cl1ps3Mr FuzzbuttKamirodiscriderThe Escape Goat 17 votes

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Larlar
    I give it 50/50 odds at best that Tube allows this one to live.

  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I only butter the sides

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    I hate butter. Use jam or cream cheese

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Ugh, butter. Give me jam

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Top side
    Are you a top or a bottom?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I butter the plate then press my toast down onto it

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I got like a little car wash that just shoots butter all over the place

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Now honeys play me close like butter plays toast

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I got like a little car wash that just shoots butter all over the place

    This is an extremely specific fetish

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I mean, if I want to get fancy, like a Sunday morning breakfast with eggs and whatnot, I’m going to slice the bread, butter both sides, and toast it in a cast iron pan

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    There's only one person who knows how I butter my toast and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    I've seen how this one ends, guys.
    It's not pretty.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    ...what do you mean it's not a euphemism?

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    ...what do you mean it's not a euphemism?

    No, that book is straight up historical fact.
    We're still waiting to see who will drop the Bitsy Big-Boy Boomeroo first.

    Then we'll all know the right way to butter our toast.
    Which'll be great, because my doctor says I have to stop dipping my toast in melted butter for my heart's sake.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    covered in bees

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I pour gravy or perhaps mayonnaise over bread, like an american.

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Larlar
    I only butter my cat, to prevent it landing on its feet.

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I melt the butter in a microwave and then pour it onto the toast.

    Trying to spread refrigerated butter with a knife is for chumps.

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I just rub the fresh, hot toast with the stick of butter, why dirty a knife?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    I butter myself and then roll on the toast like a dog

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    I really don't eat too much toast

    I try not too eat too many carbs, and usually fail that goal pretty badly, but one of the easier ways I have found to limit my carb intake is to not keep bread at my apartment

    I love ramen and beer though, so I fail the eat less carbs this week than I did last week goal more than I succeed

    If I forget to say no toast please at a restaurant, I usually butter the top of it

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    I fucking love toast but almost never eat it any more.


    Damn. I want some Kaya Toast now.

    What have you done to me, Singapore....

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Top side
    I don't understand the question.
    How would you butter the bottom of your toast?

    I'd ask how you Larlar your toast, but I don't really want to know.

  • existexist Registered User regular
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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
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    Is this a sandwich

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I butter my toast just like a normal guy, one leg at a time

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Bottom side
    I threw some butter in a pan, followed by some sliced open, panera bread (given by a friend who works there)

    It was pretty damn good with some cheese and eggs.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    I butter the top of one slice and the bottom of another slice, because if I'm making buttered toast, it's getting sugar and cinnamon on it too, and that deliciousness only comes in a set. And the set has to look mirrored. So top of one slice, bottom of the other slice.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Is cereal soup

    Uriel on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    shit like this is why we lost polls

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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I tried borscht for the first time the other day. It was yummy.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Uriel wrote: »
    Is cereal soup


  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    top or bottom doesn't matter, the only truly important thing is whether or not you are also coating your buttered toast with copious amounts of cinnamon sugar

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    shit like this is why we lost polls

    I dont see you answering the damn question

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Top side
    https://youtu.be/YlNJJT1NVOE

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I butter my toast on the bottom because I am a bottom.

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