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The result of this [love] thread is pointedly clear

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    It's a slant rhyme, calm yo entire tits

    But how should I do that? Should I use a titsling, or a brassiere?

    I have recommendations but this is a 13+ forum....

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I had been reading that as Tits Ling (like, perhaps a small bird) instead of tit sling and I have no idea why.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I had been reading that as Tits Ling (like, perhaps a small bird) instead of tit sling and I have no idea why.

    I think that's actually by design.

    Like, as a name there's no true way to pronounce it, but tits-ling feels more in line with how names normally go, so you pronounce it that way in your head at the start of the poem. But by the end, you have the realization that it was actually tit-sling all along, because that's what makes the joke work.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Now I keep thinking about Darth Vader and how he murdered all the titslings.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Anya is sick, Niko is snuffly. I am snuffly too! This is not fun.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    But Snuffy is always fun on Sesame Street

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    But their name is Snuffy not Snuffly!!!

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I had been reading that as Tits Ling (like, perhaps a small bird) instead of tit sling and I have no idea why.

    A tits-ling sounds like the M rated version of a zergling.

    drowning in the ever heaving waters of mother Earth's salty tiddy.
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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Usagi wrote: »
    It's a slant rhyme, calm yo entire tits

    You're asking me to do a lot of calming here, I might need some time.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hey love thread, I don't have a real place to put this, so I'm putting it here.

    I think, due to a combination of bad circulation and a very drafty apartment, I might have managed to somehow catch an extremely minor case of frostbite over the past couple of freezing Chicago days, despite never actually going outside during them.

    I do not know how this is even possible, but at the end of the night last night my feet were hurting a bunch, and I noticed that my toes were very red when I took my socks off. They had been cold all day, but that's normal - I live on the first floor of a hundred year old building, so it's just kind of always cold in the winter. Plus I've got very long legs, so the blood ain't so good at getting all the way down there. I live a life of cold feet, no matter the season.

    But this morning they were too swollen to put on my boots without it being painful, and it feels like they've got more blisters than usual, and they've been getting itchier all day.

    All of which lines up with frostbite. Not a bad case, not the sort to do serious damage or anything, but what the hell?

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    worth a trip to urgent care IMO

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    wear thicker socks, I guess!

    my dad has similar issues with his feet and that was his solution. His was more diabetes related, though.

    He got these fancy socks that are like, thick, but smooth and soft, but also they're put together in such a way that they provide a little bit of moving pressure around the arch of your foot. These would make you both more comfortable, and have warmer feet!

    since we're talking about foot stuff, I woke up yesterday and the big toe on my left foot hurt like I banged it on something, but I mean, I was sleeping so I didn't.

    it hurts today too. It's weird it kinda feels like I need to crack it like a knuckle, but I can't get it to do it

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I should probably have some thick socks for when I'm just hanging out around the house. I wear dress socks all the time, which aren't very useful for any sort of protection.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    But their name is Snuffy not Snuffly!!!

    ook, I iteray can't see a difference here

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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    I've got a bottle of wiiine

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Yeah I'm pissed too

    Friday evening after all

    Banging choon o clock

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  • NechriahNechriah Registered User regular
    Now I keep thinking about Darth Vader and how he murdered all the titslings.

    I thought titslings were a Star Trek thing

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Yeah I'm pissed too

    Friday evening after all

    Banging choon o clock

    Can you translate the last sentence to "American English" please

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2
    Solar wrote: »
    Yeah I'm pissed too

    Friday evening after all

    Banging choon o clock

    Can you translate the last sentence to "American English" please

    I'm out drinking and dancing to good music with lots of bass

    Solar on
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  • CaedwyrCaedwyr Registered User regular
    Internet research suggests it involves driving around in a low-rider Ford Fiesta with a huge spoiler with music blaring out of the windows. This image amuses me, so it is how I will interpret Solar's post.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2
    Going to rain here tonight so the plan is ramen, tea and hot chocolate. I’m so very down.

    Though work may keep her late today and make her work tomorrow too, but we will enjoy the time we get.

    Inquisitor on
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    What accent do you have, Munkus? I legitimately want to know how these sound.

    Southern US. When I say "one" it sounds like wun with a heavy emphasis on the u.

    Do you say Taiwan with more of a "waah" sound?

    Yeah, most American accents would say it somewhere around TIE-wahn

    I do not think I’ve ever heard anyone put the emphasis on the first syllable, that is fascinating.

    Edit:
    Bobble wrote: »
    Great second date last night, planning to try to do something on Saturday. I might not be imaging this after all and ohgod my apartment is not clean enough if it gets that far.
    I have got about 5 days to get my apartment fully cleaned. I did 75% of the work already, I just need to toss some cardboard boxes and I keep missing the trash trucks.

    It’s Lunar New Year. I have no work. It’s getting done this week and then I’ll be ready for whatever comes.

    We’re supposed to watch Wonder Woman this month, that might be at my place, so.

    sarukun on
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2
    Real post, last weekend I brought the card game “Love Letter”, which a very simple, ingenious little game. We didn’t play it at all but I showed it to Sherry and explained how it worked, and she joked “Where’s my love letter!?” And I’m like You don’t realize it but you have sealed your fate.

    So I went and bought a nice “Happy Lunar New Year” card, because ‘tis the season. Most of these cards have a very intricately designed cut-out front with a loose inner card on high quality paper. The outer card featured two fish swimming together, which is a reference to “abundance” in the new year, as the Mandarin word for “fish” is phonetically (but not tonally) identical for the word for “abundance” (most Lunar New Year meals feature a fish dish for this reason, and it is similarly tradition to leave a fair amount of fish meat on the plate). As the front of the card featured a great deal of cutting to show the inner card, I drew two fish on the cover of the inner card in a somewhat-heart-shaped configuration putting those fishy lips together in an about-to-smooch configuration. I haven’t drawn anything in a while and I think it looked rather nice.

    Then I wrote her a little love letter, thanking her for this month and wishing her a good new year with her family. I also wrote her a little couplet poem, in true love letter fashion.

    It was a ton of fun and she really loved it, and was very surprised, and we got super makey-outy at the little cocktail bar we went to and yesterday was great.

    She’s in town with her friend today, I asked if she had some spare time to text me so we can see each other again before she goes south to Jia-Yi on Monday. If not, i won’t see her till the end of the week.

    sarukun on
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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Boy, so I haven't really been too focused on dating or relationships over the last few years, but over the last couple months that feeling of "wouldn't it be nice to find someone to settle down with?" has kind of been on my mind more than usual. And last night I had a super vivid dream involving a girl I used to be really close to, never romantically involved but always seemed like a good match, but then I moved out of state and we lost touch. And the dream was us running into each other again out of nowhere and reconnecting and telling each other how we felt and all this, and about halfway through I realized it was a dream and used the rest of the time before I woke up to just enjoy it but also getting sad knowing it was going to end soon.

    And man, what a huge bummer of an experience that was! I'm fine now but jeez, lighten up brain...

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  • NechriahNechriah Registered User regular
    Today I got woken up by a phone call from my mum telling me that I had to come to the cemetery, because it would’ve been my grandma’s 100th birthday today so we all had to discordantly sing O Danny Boy at her headstone

    I went home and was helping my housemate clean our freezer. I was just about to talk to her about the things I may or may not have been misinterpreting, but then a can of frozen lemonade exploded in her face

    What even is my life

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nechriah wrote: »
    Today I got woken up by a phone call from my mum telling me that I had to come to the cemetery, because it would’ve been my grandma’s 100th birthday today so we all had to discordantly sing O Danny Boy at her headstone

    I went home and was helping my housemate clean our freezer. I was just about to talk to her about the things I may or may not have been misinterpreting, but then a can of frozen lemonade exploded in her face

    What even is my life

    A romantic comedy that gets slightly better reviews than Gustav's?

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Having a week with a lot of old friends and I got a super weird bomb got dropped on me.

    Ends up that not only was I being cheated on in my most serious relationship. I was literally in the room for it. Watching The Illusionist.

    Which would be one thing as it is was nearly a decade ago. But it’s painted my feelings on our break up starting with an argument on the relative quality of The Prestige in an entirely new light.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Having a week with a lot of old friends and I got a super weird bomb got dropped on me.

    Ends up that not only was I being cheated on in my most serious relationship. I was literally in the room for it. Watching The Illusionist.

    Which would be one thing as it is was nearly a decade ago. But it’s painted my feelings on our break up starting with an argument on the relative quality of The Prestige in an entirely new light.

    You really need an editor to go over your copy, cause some of this shit just isn't believable.

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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    What is your opinion of men who are 35 and over, following girls in skimpy clothes who are 18(or even less)on social media such as Instagram?

  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    I'm starting to feel better after leaving my abusive relationship

    and just want to thank everyone for the advice

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    grrmusha wrote: »
    What is your opinion of men who are 35 and over, following girls in skimpy clothes who are 18(or even less)on social media such as Instagram?

    Immediately pretty grossed out.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    grrmusha wrote: »
    What is your opinion of men who are 35 and over, following girls in skimpy clothes who are 18(or even less)on social media such as Instagram?

    Block them

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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    edited February 2
    I thought I was making a big deal out of it, or that I was weird for finding it weird.

    grrmusha on
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Sometimes, I am gross.

    Sometimes I do things or think things that I later regret, or realize were shitty, or the lizard part of my brain reacts to something and I feel disgusted with myself.

    What I do not do is construct a narrative where by I attempt to justify that grossness or actively seek to make it a permanent fixture of my life and/or persona.

    I do my best to judge others but if you like a thing I find gross and make it a big part of who you are, I’m gonna struggle pretty hard not to feel grossed out whenever that thing comes up.

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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    Oh, good to see a few men at least here disapproving of it.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I mean even if every single guy on here thought it was fine (which I don't and doubt most people here would) there's no reason for you to think you're weird for disagreeing. Dudes of all ages and persuasions have awful opinions about all kinds of stuff.

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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    I thought well, they're legal so it's fine, but I can't help feeling otherwise.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Yeah, "but they're legal" is probably one of the flimsiest excuses that gets thrown around by dudes being grossboys

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    As a 31 year old dude I am creeped out by the idea of me following any 18 year old girl on anything, just about.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
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    Solar wrote: »
    Yeah I'm pissed too

    Friday evening after all

    Banging choon o clock

    Can you translate the last sentence to "American English" please

    Something about a booey and some 'ERbs

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