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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    @viking hit me up with Alien and Predator DLC for Mortal Kombat XL and it is the best! Got my first Brutality with Alien too! :D

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    A sfm group has a kickstarter.

    It has been funded.

    If they actually deliver a finished project, it shall be a race among us to deliver said product to pixie

    sfm?

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    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/676830/Xenomarine/

    Xenomarine, a new roguelike has left early access today. It's sci-fi oriented which doesn't happen too often, usually it's the lazy ol' medieval fallback whenever a roguelike is concerned.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRTDpGOHgk

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  • CroakerBCCroakerBC TorontoRegistered User regular
    Heaven’s Gate is amazing, if you love dialogue-heavy, plot focused point-and-clickers with a sense of discovery.

    Fortunately, I do.

    If you do too, this is a great use of your funds.

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  • destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them She/HerRegistered User regular
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    [...]

    Might just be me being a bit money tight these days. Spend your money on Destroyah for me, you'll be more satisfied. Or just buy whatever you want if you are interested in it, I'm not a parent.

    Now cut that out.

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    [...]

    Might just be me being a bit money tight these days. Spend your money on Destroyah for me, you'll be more satisfied. Or just buy whatever you want if you are interested in it, I'm not a parent.

    Now cut that out.


    I mean

    They're not wrong... >.>

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    A sfm group has a kickstarter.

    It has been funded.

    If they actually deliver a finished project, it shall be a race among us to deliver said product to pixie

    sfm?

    Source filmmaker.....

  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    What's the kickstarter about?

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    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    What's the kickstarter about?

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    It is supposed a schmup with the party's on foot combat by hex cells. But it was mainly funded for the group, and to see valve's content policy tested by a game funded indirectly by sfm.

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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Subverse, right?

  • KarozKaroz Registered User regular
    Oh I thought royce was being referred to an adult game kickstarter that popped up in my feed and was linked on PCGamer.

    NSFW so I'm not gonna link it.


    Fake edit. Found it, it's the same one royce is talking about.

  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    [...]

    Might just be me being a bit money tight these days. Spend your money on Destroyah for me, you'll be more satisfied. Or just buy whatever you want if you are interested in it, I'm not a parent.

    Now cut that out.

    Yeah, some of that money should be spent on Pixie too.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    Subverse, right?

    Not sure if that's what Royce is hinting at, but if so, I backed Subverse like day 1...


    >.>

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    How is it 2019 and Pixie is not at 3k games yet? I blame myself.

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  • PoketpixiePoketpixie Siege Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    If I ever came into a large sum of money I would gift Pixie 3k
    dollars
    just to watch people's heads asplode and then I would cackle in maniacal glee as they all go into hiding to avoid the inevitable gifting purge that would follow.

    Alas, such a thing is not likely to happen. But oh man if it did the giftpocalypse would be glorious! Many schlubs and zools would know what it was like to be gifted in the depths of Sloar THAT day I can tell you.

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    Jesus, the fun I could have gifting $3000 worth of games to you assholes.....

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Jesus, the fun I could have gifting $3000 worth of games to you assholes.....

    No, no, no. You'd gift a lot of games featuring assholes with $3000.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • JazzJazz Registered User regular
    Jesus, the fun I could have gifting $3000 worth of games to you assholes.....

    No, no, no. You'd gift a lot of games featuring assholes with $3000.

    Assholes and dong sliders.

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  • KarozKaroz Registered User regular
    I live a life free of guilt and consequence.

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  • bloodatonementbloodatonement Registered User regular
    She could gift Sir Carcass all of Train Sim.

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  • ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    I'm at the final boss in Hand of Fate.
    The Dealer

    Jesus Christ they jump the difficulty up several notches for this one. I went into that fight with a max health of 35 and only managed to get through the first two waves.

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Or it could be one game with all $3000 in train DLC.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    Subverse, right?

    Not sure if that's what Royce is hinting at, but if so, I backed Subverse like day 1...


    >.>

    It was and I should not be surprised

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  • KendrikKendrik Lewisville, TXRegistered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Ronda Rousey is inexplicably famous despite being a transphobic sandy hook truther who can't act. I think her agent is doing their job well.

    I...what? Damnit.

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  • KendrikKendrik Lewisville, TXRegistered User regular
    Jazz wrote: »
    Subverse, right?

    Not sure if that's what Royce is hinting at, but if so, I backed Subverse like day 1...


    >.>

    So I googled this game to see if I could figure out WTF you were talking about.

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    I'm still very confused.

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    It's basically a porny Mass Effect parody with some shmup and other gameplay types thrown in for good measure. Last I looked it was wayyyy over a million bucks funded already, too, with lots of time to go. :lol:

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Kendrik wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    Ronda Rousey is inexplicably famous despite being a transphobic sandy hook truther who can't act. I think her agent is doing their job well.

    I...what? Damnit.

    Celebrities (and politicians) and athletes become famous for their charisma and physical abilities, not their intelligence. Still being on the fringe of professional sports without real uniform organization seems to make MMA attract people with fringe beliefs and being around that can turn people who weren't that way to start with into fringe believers. She's in an odd position of being a person with many problems that's managed to inspire a lot of young women to break away from traditional gender roles.

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    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    Yeah, but what kind of crazy person doesn’t have a Switch? Those games aren’t gonna play on rooftops by themselves.

    Let me tell you a story. After being an ardent PC gamer for decades (I had a PSOne in college but hardly ever used it), I broke down so my kids could have an acceptable mobile gaming experience, while also being able to plug in at the hotel.

    JFC every non-indie game is $60 and stays there. These connies have no concept of sales. "Guys this is amazing! Mario Kart is 5dollars off!" It's no wonder GameStop has prospered for 20 years.

    From my end, I see prices and I'm all like, "That's not a good enough price." In my heart of hearts I know the price won't get any better, though. It physically pains me when I buy a game.

    Baba Is You is really good.

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Hey! Hey guys!


    ... HOW ABOUT A CONTEST?


    Yeah, I haven't done one of these in a while. So why not, right?

    I should start with the bait, huh? Bait is good. Like blood. Blood is good. Oh, speaking of blood... Yes, you're vying for a copy of this:

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    Who wouldn't want this? I mean, you'd have to be crazier than a Malkavian not to want this, amirite?

    Ok so you're gonna need to have at least a rudimentary knowledge of Vampire: The Masquerade...

    See, starting in May, I'll be running a Vampire (5th Edition) campaign for my gaming group. Should be lots of fun! There'll be cosplay. There'll be goblets of blood passed around! Wait, no. Forget I said that part. That's a secret.

    So this campaign will be set in Boston. Camarilla territory. With all kinds of fun places to set scenes. And not too far from werewolves, for added fun.

    Yeah, I hear the Nossie over there in the shadows asking for the bottom line. Whaddaya gotta do? Fine. I need more NPC vampires to populate the city. Sooooo... Create a vampire! Tell me as much as you want/can about them. Make them interesting as possible. My favorite, chosen arbitrarily based on what tickles my fancy, will get worked into my campaign somehow and YOU will own VTMB2! We both win!

    So, there ya go. Get your vampire on. I'll leave this open for an undetermined amount of time - basically until I've gotten enough entries and/or it seems like interest has flagged.

    EDIT: Clarification - don't bother with stats. I don't need stats and not everyone has played Vampire V5. I just need vamps with personality and style. :)


    Probably the last post for this. If you've got a vampire to offer up, the clock is ticking now! :D

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Mugsley wrote: »
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    Yeah, but what kind of crazy person doesn’t have a Switch? Those games aren’t gonna play on rooftops by themselves.

    Let me tell you a story. After being an ardent PC gamer for decades (I had a PSOne in college but hardly ever used it), I broke down so my kids could have an acceptable mobile gaming experience, while also being able to plug in at the hotel.

    JFC every non-indie game is $60 and stays there. These connies have no concept of sales. "Guys this is amazing! Mario Kart is 5dollars off!" It's no wonder GameStop has prospered for 20 years.

    From my end, I see prices and I'm all like, "That's not a good enough price." In my heart of hearts I know the price won't get any better, though. It physically pains me when I buy a game.

    Baba Is You is really good.

    That's fair. I was shocked when I payed more attention to Steam and saw the ludicrous sales offered. Nintendo definitely doesn't lower their first-party game prices that often, although they have been a bit more responsive to doing so these days. 3rd party stuff sees a lot of sales, but not at a desired Steam level.

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  • dresdenphiledresdenphile Watch out for snakes!Registered User regular
    That's my biggest issue with buying stuff Steam vs Switch at the moment. With the Switch version of indie games, I know the price is only going to get so low, no matter how long I wait (and I'll probably be waiting a while).

    With Steam, if you wait 3 months, a $60 game drops in price to 3 buttons and a take-out menu, plus the developer will come to your house and install it for you on your PC after making you a sandwich and giving you a high five.

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  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular


    Paradox is going to be running a 24-hour release stream for the release of Imperator: Rome, launching tomorrow.

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  • KalnaurKalnaur I See Rain . . . Centralia, WARegistered User regular
    Poketpixie wrote: »
    If I ever came into a large sum of money I would gift Pixie 3k
    dollars
    just to watch people's heads asplode and then I would cackle in maniacal glee as they all go into hiding to avoid the inevitable gifting purge that would follow.

    Alas, such a thing is not likely to happen. But oh man if it did the giftpocalypse would be glorious! Many schlubs and zools would know what it was like to be gifted in the depths of Sloar THAT day I can tell you.

    So, about like this then?

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  • BetsuniBetsuni UM-R60L Talisker IVRegistered User regular
    We need @HiT BiT to Pixie this gif ASAP.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    I feel the Switch v Steam tug, esp now when games like Steamworld Quest are coming out on Switch first. I know it'll come to Steam eventually, but darnit I kinda want it now!

    Also I bought Wolfenstein 2 because it made Nazis mad. It's a shockingly effective marketing strategy, be a game that was probably gonna be decent/good anyway AND piss off the internet pissbabies at the same time.

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  • akajaybayakajaybay Registered User regular
    I bought the Phoenix Wright trilogy on the Switch instead of Steam simply because I didn't realize it was actually on PC too.
    Whoops.

  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    akajaybay wrote: »
    I bought the Phoenix Wright trilogy on the Switch instead of Steam simply because I didn't realize it was actually on PC too.
    Whoops.

    One can never own enough copies of Phoenix Wright!

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    So does Pixie just want our vampire OCs* for this contest?

    *Original character, do not steal.

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  • HiT BiTHiT BiT 🍒 Fresh, straight from Pac-man's Registered User regular
    edited April 2019
    Kalnaur wrote: »
    So, about like this then?

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    @Karoz keyed me again. Because I assume there's another bundle somewhere and he's certifiably evil.

    Thanks for Super Ledge Hop, Ink Plane, Chem Caper, Chime Sharp, Fog Hop, Battlerush 2, Thugs Law, Jedi Knight II, Project Highrise, SEUM Speedrunners, The Spatials, Narcosis, The Low Road, GIBZ.

    You're a monster. <3<3<3

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    ironzerg wrote: »
    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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