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fan ho [chat]

skippyskippy Registered User regular
edited February 2019 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    sigh i was away for a bit and forgot i still have not addressed the smell

    my cowardice

    poo
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    when you a fan but also a ho

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  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    How do you pay for 8 kids

    Like ... that seems economically impossible to me

    my cousin's husband makes a jillion dollars in finance and works from home and she homeschools so it's just 10 people in their giant mansion/compound thingie all the time

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    How do you pay for 8 kids

    Like ... that seems economically impossible to me

    my cousin's husband makes a jillion dollars in finance and works from home and she homeschools so it's just 10 people in their giant mansion/compound thingie all the time

    wow

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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    @Brody I was last a teen four years ago so I have no idea what they're doing these days

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    when your homeschool student:teacher ratio approaches public school...

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Brody I was last a teen four years ago so I have no idea what they're doing these days

    I hear they're snorting egg creams in their fancy automobiles at Make-out point.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    skippy its a not a real chat if it isnt in brackets
    what have you done dumpymctruckster

    Bless your heart.
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    There was a barcode scanner at a checkout I was at a while back that used the exact Mario coin sound every time it scanned something. It was very weird. I assume it's just that some company stole the sound file because who's going to report them?

    We're all in this together
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    we want brackets

    we want brackets

    aRkpc.gif
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    If I not only don't get permanent but actually lose this job, I am going to give it all up and do shitty street art and live in a box

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote:
    How do you pay for 8 kids

    Like ... that seems economically impossible to me

    my cousin's husband makes a jillion dollars in finance and works from home and she homeschools so it's just 10 people in their giant mansion/compound thingie all the time

    Does he do parenting?

    I ask because Querry has a cousin who makes a jillion dollars in finance and as of (I think) his daughter's first birthday he has not changed her diaper.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I grew up around Extremely Catholic people who had large families, they weren't making minimum wage or anything but you find ways to make it work. Lots of bulk and used and hand me downs

    Happiness is within reach!
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    The key to having a large family is either to be very poor so that your income linearly scales with number of children or to be fantastically rich.

    At work we're having a big diversity and inclusion push (in the usual terrible corporate way), which included one of our senior managers (who is a lady) telling her inspiration tale of how she got into senior management while having kids. It involved her hiring a live-in nanny so that she didn't have to take any maturity leave.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I have done what skippy failed to. I have saved us all from unbracketed heartbreak.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote:
    How do you pay for 8 kids

    Like ... that seems economically impossible to me

    my cousin's husband makes a jillion dollars in finance and works from home and she homeschools so it's just 10 people in their giant mansion/compound thingie all the time

    Does he do parenting?

    I ask because Querry has a cousin who makes a jillion dollars in finance and as of (I think) his daughter's first birthday he has not changed her diaper.

    it's easy to never do anything you don't want to do again when you make a jillion dollars

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  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    There was a barcode scanner at a checkout I was at a while back that used the exact Mario coin sound every time it scanned something. It was very weird. I assume it's just that some company stole the sound file because who's going to report them?

    Gas stations in the US use the Sonic ring sound pretty ubiquitously

    I ate an engineer
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Wow reading the tweet thread from slasher about the Deadmau5 thing, I love the “but the girls in short shorts playing just dance” being the biggest attempt at showing off Twitch’s hypocrisy

    Dude broke a global rule got busted


    BUT THE TITTY STREAMERZ!!!11!!1!!!

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have done what skippy failed to. I have saved us all from unbracketed heartbreak.

    god bless you lord humphrey

    Bless your heart.
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The key to having a large family is either to be very poor so that your income linearly scales with number of children or to be fantastically rich.

    At work we're having a big diversity and inclusion push (in the usual terrible corporate way), which included one of our senior managers (who is a lady) telling her inspiration tale of how she got into senior management while having kids. It involved her hiring a live-in nanny so that she didn't have to take any maturity leave.
    LEAN IN

    Happiness is within reach!
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote:
    How do you pay for 8 kids

    Like ... that seems economically impossible to me

    my cousin's husband makes a jillion dollars in finance and works from home and she homeschools so it's just 10 people in their giant mansion/compound thingie all the time

    Does he do parenting?

    I ask because Querry has a cousin who makes a jillion dollars in finance and as of (I think) his daughter's first birthday he has not changed her diaper.

    it's easy to never do anything you don't want to do again when you make a jillion dollars

    In some domains, but "I make a jillion dollars, so WIFE. YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING ELSE." seems like a harder sell in many cases.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I grew up around Extremely Catholic people who had large families, they weren't making minimum wage or anything but you find ways to make it work. Lots of bulk and used and hand me downs

    yeah, we could reasonably afford having at least a couple more. we'd have to start giving up other things ofc, but you can usually make it work.

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  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote:
    How do you pay for 8 kids

    Like ... that seems economically impossible to me

    my cousin's husband makes a jillion dollars in finance and works from home and she homeschools so it's just 10 people in their giant mansion/compound thingie all the time

    Does he do parenting?

    I ask because Querry has a cousin who makes a jillion dollars in finance and as of (I think) his daughter's first birthday he has not changed her diaper.

    he's very kind and seems like a good dad

    just, they're intensely religious and also both aliens obvi

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote:
    How do you pay for 8 kids

    Like ... that seems economically impossible to me

    my cousin's husband makes a jillion dollars in finance and works from home and she homeschools so it's just 10 people in their giant mansion/compound thingie all the time

    Does he do parenting?

    I ask because Querry has a cousin who makes a jillion dollars in finance and as of (I think) his daughter's first birthday he has not changed her diaper.

    it's easy to never do anything you don't want to do again when you make a jillion dollars

    In some domains, but "I make a jillion dollars, so WIFE. YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING ELSE." seems like a harder sell in many cases.

    oh, most of the rich families I know have a nanny. some have an au pair and a SAHM and only one kid!

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  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    If I not only don't get permanent but actually lose this job, I am going to give it all up and do shitty street art and live in a box

    EM what if I pay you a salary to live in my house, never groom yourself, and to pretend to be a home invader if I ever bring people over as a way to get them to flee instead of having to awkwardly make small talk in that weird period where things are winding down but nobody wants to say anything

    I ate an engineer
  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have done what skippy failed to. I have saved us all from unbracketed heartbreak.

    the violence inherent in the system : (

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    If I not only don't get permanent but actually lose this job, I am going to give it all up and do shitty street art and live in a box
    you could get a lantern and search for an honest man

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have done what skippy failed to. I have saved us all from unbracketed heartbreak.

    the violence inherent in the [system] : (

    I ate an engineer
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The key to having a large family is either to be very poor so that your income linearly scales with number of children or to be fantastically rich.

    At work we're having a big diversity and inclusion push (in the usual terrible corporate way), which included one of our senior managers (who is a lady) telling her inspiration tale of how she got into senior management while having kids. It involved her hiring a live-in nanny so that she didn't have to take any maturity leave.

    well im inspired

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    I am very, very bad at Apex. I think I'm going to quit and go back to my strategy games.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have done what skippy failed to. I have saved us all from unbracketed heartbreak.

    the violence inherent in the system : [

    Bless your heart.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote:
    How do you pay for 8 kids

    Like ... that seems economically impossible to me

    my cousin's husband makes a jillion dollars in finance and works from home and she homeschools so it's just 10 people in their giant mansion/compound thingie all the time

    Does he do parenting?

    I ask because Querry has a cousin who makes a jillion dollars in finance and as of (I think) his daughter's first birthday he has not changed her diaper.

    it's easy to never do anything you don't want to do again when you make a jillion dollars

    In some domains, but "I make a jillion dollars, so WIFE. YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING ELSE." seems like a harder sell in many cases.

    oh, most of the rich families I know have a nanny. some have an au pair and a SAHM and only one kid!

    I'm sure they also have nannies, I just inferred from the conversation that the mother does some parenting work and the father is basically the owner of a very fancy trophy that poops.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I'm not entirely convinced that it's actually legal to hire a single person as a 24/7 child carer.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Is there any easy way to tell what the in app purchases are and what they cost for on phone app stores?

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm not entirely convinced that it's actually legal to hire a single person as a 24/7 child carer.

    Isn't this marriage tho

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I see how it is, Skapples. [Agreeing] with Dewback's slightly better variant of the joke

    I ate an engineer
  • KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
    I get the ultimate shaggy meme

    I don't understand the air pods meme

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    So my niece hasn't gone home yet, but she was texting her mom last night and said she'll be back around dinner tonight. Someone else suggested that she may be trying the "48 hours missing challenge", where you run away for 48 hours to see if you end up on social media. I thought my wife might break her phone she was so mad at the possibility that this was all a game.

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