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Would you cheat on your Barber/stylist?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    When I had long hair I stopped getting it cut after the stylists at my local salon looked at me with utter disgust and openly told me that I should have short hair like men are supposed to.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I had split ends and it was worth it.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    I just go in and say “don’t make it too short” and apparently that works out

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    No, never
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What the fuck is the point of a hairstylist that isn't catty

    ??

    Maturity, for one. Professionalism, for another...

    (I think you and I go to different sorts of salons, friend)

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    No, never
    Tube wrote: »
    When I had long hair I stopped getting it cut after the stylists at my local salon looked at me with utter disgust and openly told me that I should have short hair like men are supposed to.

    Where did you find this salon, 1950?

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    I think maybe he was initially going in for a bloodlet and some leech therapy.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Liiya wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    When I had long hair I stopped getting it cut after the stylists at my local salon looked at me with utter disgust and openly told me that I should have short hair like men are supposed to.

    Where did you find this salon, 1950?

    The suburbs of Surrey.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    No, never
    Tube wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    When I had long hair I stopped getting it cut after the stylists at my local salon looked at me with utter disgust and openly told me that I should have short hair like men are supposed to.

    Where did you find this salon, 1950?

    The suburbs of Surrey.

    Ah

    So, yes.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    my hair is very hard to cut apparently (its extremely curly and thick) and 60 dollar salon haircutters fuck it up just as often as sports clips, so i go to slorts clips

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2019
    Tube wrote: »
    I have a stylist in every port, but I can definitely tell the difference between a good and a bad one at this point. Many stylists don’t seem to care about men’s hair, and especially not their beards, and are just trying to get you out of the chair so they can charge more to a female client. When I find a good one therefore I tend to stick with them. My preference is always to find a male-specific barber, but those are as rare as hen’s teeth these days.

    I'm a little surprised at this, because my experience is that you can't go twenty feet without tripping over a new hipster barbershop catering exclusively to bearded clientele. But it probably depends where you live.

    @MulysaSempronius @Janson I usually don't go to the classy high-end salons or the cheap cut places, I basically find the quirkiest hairdresser shop I can, preferably with stylists who themselves have extremely experimental, individualistic styles and dye jobs. Those places are a) interested in hair (rather than a 'salon experience'), b) don't have a preconceived notion of an 'acceptable' cut, so they are much more likely to take you seriously as an individual, and c) aren't worried about scaring you off with a non-boring suggestion.
    My current place is decked out in a goth/punk vibe and regularly hangs effigies of less popular political figures in the bathroom.

    Also, if you know roughly what you want then bring in pictures of it - preferably multiple ones, I always have a few examples on my phone - and if you don't, always always ask what kind of thing they would recommend to give you a specific 'look' -ie I need to look professional for an interiew, I want something a bit funkier, my hair is kind of limp and I want more body, etc. This gives them a starting point for a proper conversation.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm a little surprised at this, because my experience is that you can't go twenty feet without tripping over a new hipster barbershop catering exclusively to bearded clientele. But it probably depends where you live.

    Weirdly, in my tiny village in Wales there was one. Here there's a "barbershop" but it's actually a salon. They'll trim your beard if you ask, but you have about a thirty percent chance of them doing a good job.

    tynic
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah the highest density I ever saw was in the small seaside Cornish town I used to live in. Maybe because the rents aren't insane?

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    All I know here cater specifically to Turkish and Arab men

    You probably still can get a good haircut there

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    This one was in a big shed in the guy's back garden, but it was really well outfitted and had a great decor. It was the only place I've ever been to where I really felt like I was dealing with an expert in men's hair and beard care. I went to a place with a similar feel when I was in San Antonio and got the "executive shave", which involved being shaved and pampered with like nine different kinds of beard products (that I was clearly receiving a sales pitch for). I felt pretty good coming out of it, but after a few hours I looked in the mirror and realised my beard just looked kind of moist.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    I shave my own head, mainly because it became clear that I'd never get another haircut I actually liked, so I might as well save myself the twenty bucks every month and do it myself

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Shorty wrote: »
    I shave my own head, mainly because it became clear that I'd never get another haircut I actually liked, so I might as well save myself the twenty bucks every month and do it myself

    I can't shave my own head, but I've definitely considered just being a buzz cut boy. The only thing that really stop me is that I feel like my hair might fall out some day so I may as well enjoy it while I have it.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    What the fuck is the point of a hairstylist that isn't catty

    ??

    Maturity, for one. Professionalism, for another...

    (I think you and I go to different sorts of salons, friend)

    Could do, pal. Could do.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Boy that was a weird thing for you to get all Jets & Sharks over.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    Just replying in kind.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Just replying in kind.

    Not really. Straightzi made what was pretty clearly a joke and you responded with an antagonistic reply that apparently took it at face value, followed by Straightzi trying to deescalate with another joke and you... being aggressive again. I think most impartial observers would look at your responses and wonder what the hell was going on.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    It appears I read that completely wrong, then.

    I read his two replies as snarky and then condescending.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    My mom has her own salon. I've never had to pay for a haircut.

    Liiya
  • cornellcornell Registered User regular
    No, never
    I’ve been going to the same woman since I was 15 (15 years). Same price, nice conversation, I even invited her to my wedding. I’ve dated hairstylists and one of my best friends is a barber, and I still haven’t cheated, and won’t until she retires.

    Liiya
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    My mom has her own salon. I've never had to pay for a haircut.

    Sometimes, she even treats me to lunch at a nearby deli after we're done. Free haircut comes with free sandwich and time to catch up with mom.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, absolutely
    I'll never forget when I worked for Columbia House and one of my Co workers and I started talking.

    She was an older lady. Mid 50's. I was still pretty young... Maybe 21.

    She just casually brought up that she cut her hair using a Flowby and my mind was blown!

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    My grandfather also had his own salon but legend has it the kids would cry after he cut their hair

    He also cut my hair super-short when I was little and I didn't like it

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    I think I'm going to keep going back to my current stylist after getting my hair dyed, cause dude clearly knew what he was doing. before that? eh

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    A more interesting question is would you cheat on your preferred sex worker (be it cam person, escort, dancer, or whatever greases your wheel)

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    Platy wrote: »
    My grandfather also had his own salon but legend has it the kids would cry after he cut their hair

    He also cut my hair super-short when I was little and I didn't like it

    He was presumably popular with parents because a short haircut meant more time until the next appointment and thus money saved

    But I wonder why the thrifty parents in that story didn't cut their kids' hair themselves because this was the 60s and 70s

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    Platy wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    My grandfather also had his own salon but legend has it the kids would cry after he cut their hair

    He also cut my hair super-short when I was little and I didn't like it

    He was presumably popular with parents because a short haircut meant more time until the next appointment and thus money saved

    But I wonder why the thrifty parents in that story didn't cut their kids' hair themselves because this was the 60s and 70s

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    I shave my head and while I miss the option of doing things with my hair, every barber or stylist I ever went to gave me the same fucking haircut anyway so fuck it.

    I grew my hair out and went to a stylist and said “ do something interesting” and she gave me the same hair I’ve had since I was five and the very next summer I shaved my head.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Yes, absolutely
    I'm glad my head is of even and unrumbled shape because I have to shave it or I look like Larry Fine or like, Alan Moore's bald kid.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Yes, absolutely
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    My aunt is a, like, super high-end hairdresser for fashion shows and photoshoots for magazines and stuff, and she told me to never go to a hairstylist that has clippers on their table at all.
    This is the difference between a hairdresser and a barber. A barber literally learns skills that hairdressers don't and vice versa. A barber won't be able to give you highlights or a perm and a hairdresser won't be able to give you a skin fade or a wet shave. Claiming one is superior over the other is nonsense.
    Tube wrote: »
    My preference is always to find a male-specific barber, but those are as rare as hen’s teeth these days.

    I pretty much exclusively go to men's cut only barbershops. They'll cut anybody's hair, but it'll be a men's style. I never have trouble finding them.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    I went out of my way at to go the same people for like seven years, but one of them retired and the other only works a day or two a week now, so she's hard to book.

    I go to a barbershop now where I can walk in, ask for a "standard haircut" and get something competent.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yeah. My regular hairdresser is men only to a weird extent where there is a waiting area around the corner where you get like a beer or a scotch or something and if you are dropped off by a lady acquaintance they get a coupon for a free coffee shoved in their hands and are told that a coffee shop is around the corner.

  • ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    I found a new stylist recently through a friend. She cuts my hair well and is very reasonable priced. I plan to stay with her.

    Super Cuts and it's likes always were bad haircuts.

    Hipster shops I found/find too expensive.

    And I had some barbershops that cut my hair well, but there was way too much casual racism and sexism (which would be any). I would prefer not to get into a conversation about white privilege (yes guy, it's super real) with the person cutting my hair.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Yes, absolutely
    There was a real good barber shop that I used to go to. It was run by three grandpas who did cheap haircuts. Nothing fancy, but it was cool. I think it closed down when they retired.

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    How often is one to get a haircut, normally?

    I'm conceited enough to look at myself in the mirror and go "Hey there good-looking" regardless of the length of my hair, so I only do it once every six months or so, though I haven't grown it really long since university.

    There's some hipster-ass barber shop up the road that caters exclusively to men's haircuts, but I don't know if I'd want to give them my patronage—they have a sign on the front that says "OLD SCHOOL HAIRCUTS ONLY" and I don't know what that means but it makes me nervous from the potential implications.

    I have no love for my current stylist, but Bruna doesn't talk to me too much during the cut and I appreciate that

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    It's just hair, why are you overthinking this
    Wyborn wrote: »
    How often is one to get a haircut, normally?

    I'm conceited enough to look at myself in the mirror and go "Hey there good-looking" regardless of the length of my hair, so I only do it once every six months or so, though I haven't grown it really long since university.

    There's some hipster-ass barber shop up the road that caters exclusively to men's haircuts, but I don't know if I'd want to give them my patronage—they have a sign on the front that says "OLD SCHOOL HAIRCUTS ONLY" and I don't know what that means but it makes me nervous from the potential implications.

    I have no love for my current stylist, but Bruna doesn't talk to me too much during the cut and I appreciate that

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