I'm going to a buffet tomorrow for lunch

Treeloot

As you could probably tell by the title I'm going to be eating at a buffet tomorrow.

Do you guys have any tips to help me maximize my eating potential? What things can I do tonight and tomorrow morning to help me really put away the food tomorrow? I want to eat more than I have ever eaten before.

Uriel

Only fatties like buffets.

<3

Don't eat too fast.

xeroismygod

SE++ contributes to obesity.

ChemicalAgent

Elastic waistband pants are a must.

redimpulse

Don't fill up on salads. Go straight for the gold.

potatoe

stop eating when you are full or before then

there is no need to go overboard

Jordyn

Have a tape of Chariots of Fire ready to go.

<3

Also after you puke, be a man and start eating again.

TxdoHawk

Just enjoy yourself? Seriously, nothing is worth that nauseating feeling of having eaten way too much.

CG Faggotry

This is thread should be dead.

potatoe

don't starve yourself before-hand

your stomach will shrink and you won't be able to eat as much

Puscifer

People are fucking stupid.

TSR

potatoe, if wanted that kind of advice, would he have made this thread?

Drink a lot of water tonight and some tomorrow morning to stretch out your stomach. Stop drinking water about two hours before the buffet so you have time to get it out of your stomach before the feast commences.

EDIT: that was to your first post, not your second, 'cause I'd agree with the second part.

xeroismygod

If this is a chinese buffet he will totally sweat oil for a week.

Treeloot

potatoe wrote: »

stop eating when you are full or before then

there is no need to go overboard

What a pussy attitude.

mrpaku

slow and steady wins the race

Thanatos

U should just stuff ur face. U shouldn't even bother with utensils. U should just use ur hands. U'll be able to eat faster, then, which means that u'll be able to eat more.

Ruckus

Bring a briefcase full of ziploc bags.

Treeloot

TSR wrote: »

Drink a lot of water tonight and some tomorrow morning to stretch out your stomach. Stop drinking water about two hours before the buffet so you have time to get it out of your stomach before the feast commences.

Have you tested this technique before? I don't want to ruin myself using unproven techniques.

Also, I heard sugar makes you hungry a few hours after you at eat it. Is this true? If so I may be drinking some pops for breakfast or something.

Treeloot

Thanatos wrote: »

U should just stuff ur face. U shouldn't even bother with utensils. U should just use ur hands. U'll be able to eat faster, then, which means that u'll be able to eat more.

I'm going to cross post this thread in H/A.

Jordyn

Ok, according to my aunt, a good way to eat a lot is to be pregnant.

Frosted Butts

Maximizing food intake at the buffet is the domain of the poor and the fat.

TSR

Tried it for Thanksgiving, and it worked just fine. Not a massive difference, but every little bit helps. Don't go overboard, just have a good bit of extra fluids tonight and some in the morning.

potatoe

exlax a couple hours beforehand, and a chaser after every few bites

sure, you'll spend a lot of time in the shitter...but you should be able to eat more

TSR

Frosted Butts wrote: »

Maximizing food intake at the buffet is the domain of the poor and the fat.

and the elderly.

My grandpa takes extra cookies and hides them in my gramma's purse. They are live totally comfortably, it's just something he enjoys doing.

xeroismygod

Just look in the mirror the night before and realize you will never know a man/womans touch. So eat away fatty.

Dislexic

Uriel wrote: »

Only fatties like buffets.

Not true. Raneados is not a fattie, and that fucker loves buffets

Uriel

Dislexic wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

Only fatties like buffets.

Not true. Raneados is not a fattie, and that fucker loves buffets

Yeah, and I'm a fatty and I hate buffets.



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