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I'm going to a buffet tomorrow for lunch

TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
As you could probably tell by the title I'm going to be eating at a buffet tomorrow.

Do you guys have any tips to help me maximize my eating potential? What things can I do tonight and tomorrow morning to help me really put away the food tomorrow? I want to eat more than I have ever eaten before.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Only fatties like buffets.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Don't eat too fast.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SE++ contributes to obesity.

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    ChemicalAgentChemicalAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Elastic waistband pants are a must.

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Don't fill up on salads. Go straight for the gold.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    stop eating when you are full or before then

    there is no need to go overboard

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Have a tape of Chariots of Fire ready to go.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Also after you puke, be a man and start eating again.

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just enjoy yourself? Seriously, nothing is worth that nauseating feeling of having eaten way too much.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This is thread should be dead.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    don't starve yourself before-hand

    your stomach will shrink and you won't be able to eat as much

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    People are fucking stupid.

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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe, if wanted that kind of advice, would he have made this thread?

    Drink a lot of water tonight and some tomorrow morning to stretch out your stomach. Stop drinking water about two hours before the buffet so you have time to get it out of your stomach before the feast commences.

    EDIT: that was to your first post, not your second, 'cause I'd agree with the second part.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If this is a chinese buffet he will totally sweat oil for a week.

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    stop eating when you are full or before then

    there is no need to go overboard

    What a pussy attitude.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    slow and steady wins the race

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    U should just stuff ur face. U shouldn't even bother with utensils. U should just use ur hands. U'll be able to eat faster, then, which means that u'll be able to eat more.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bring a briefcase full of ziploc bags.

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TSR wrote: »

    Drink a lot of water tonight and some tomorrow morning to stretch out your stomach. Stop drinking water about two hours before the buffet so you have time to get it out of your stomach before the feast commences.

    Have you tested this technique before? I don't want to ruin myself using unproven techniques.

    Also, I heard sugar makes you hungry a few hours after you at eat it. Is this true? If so I may be drinking some pops for breakfast or something.

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    TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    U should just stuff ur face. U shouldn't even bother with utensils. U should just use ur hands. U'll be able to eat faster, then, which means that u'll be able to eat more.

    I'm going to cross post this thread in H/A.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ok, according to my aunt, a good way to eat a lot is to be pregnant.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Maximizing food intake at the buffet is the domain of the poor and the fat.

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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Tried it for Thanksgiving, and it worked just fine. Not a massive difference, but every little bit helps. Don't go overboard, just have a good bit of extra fluids tonight and some in the morning.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    exlax a couple hours beforehand, and a chaser after every few bites

    sure, you'll spend a lot of time in the shitter...but you should be able to eat more

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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Frosted Butts wrote: »
    Maximizing food intake at the buffet is the domain of the poor and the fat.

    and the elderly.

    My grandpa takes extra cookies and hides them in my gramma's purse. They are live totally comfortably, it's just something he enjoys doing.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just look in the mirror the night before and realize you will never know a man/womans touch. So eat away fatty.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Only fatties like buffets.

    Not true. Raneados is not a fattie, and that fucker loves buffets

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Only fatties like buffets.

    Not true. Raneados is not a fattie, and that fucker loves buffets

    Yeah, and I'm a fatty and I hate buffets.



    :V

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This can't be serious.

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