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What’s worse

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
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What’s worse 155 votes

Warm toilet seat
43%
WhippyA duck!SnorkTayaJasconiusHoukJansonJavenbowenceresVeldrinPerrsunNightDragonbsjezzPoorochondriacAzraithUnbrokenEvavalhalla130QuetziKetBra 68 votes
Cold toilet seat
26%
Nothing#pipeHenroidwebberDarmakMulysaSemproniusIndie WinterKadithcrwthcj iwakurachromdomDouglasDangerDarkPrimusph blakeTheySlashThemRankenphilemrpakuXaquinRhesus PositiveCentipede Damascus 41 votes
Larlar
29%
SporkAndrewLarlarAshcroftRaijin QuickfootDer Waffle MousASimPersonSanderJKDevlin_DragonusDex DynamoSlacker71tynicHoA-playerBahamutZEROUndead ScottsmanDJ EebssarukunKwoaruCptKemzikProjeckReynolds 46 votes
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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    Cold toilet seats are refreshing

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    The real worst is a padded toilet seat

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    leaving a warm toilet seat for the next fellow is the only form of acceptable camaraderie in the restroom

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Larlar
    If I'm in a position to need a toilet I'll take any temperature of toilet seat over a larlar

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    I'll often sit on a toilet seat with my pants on just to warm it up.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    #pipe wrote: »
    I'll often sit on a toilet seat with my pants on just to warm it up.

    I'm sorry but this is bonkers

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    I prefer to be the originator of the warmth

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    I'll sit on either, but worse is cold.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    I CHANGE MY VOTE

    I forgot in my childhood we had a second wood stove installed by the toilet and was the greatest thing my dad has ever done

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    Yeah I clicked the wrong button

    warm seats are way better than cold

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    shit on a mod
    the ultimate bourgeois indulgence

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    I don't need to be reminded that people besides me take big nasty shits.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    A cool toilet seat usually makes me tense enough I cannot poo

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    leaving a warm toilet seat for the next fellow is the only form of acceptable camaraderie in the restroom

    What about spotting someone TP when they run out?

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    leaving a warm toilet seat for the next fellow is the only form of acceptable camaraderie in the restroom

    What about spotting someone TP when they run out?

    don't give someone spotty toilet paper.

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Larlar
    If your ass is touching the seat you're doing it wrong.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I stand beside the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, watching as my servants hand over items of mine to Ol' Rank, a pawnbroker.

    Tynic: Now, I've got his toilet seat.

    Ol' Rank: Oh, his toilet seat? Why, Tynic... it's still warm! I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know.

    Tynic: You should! It's the only warmth he ever had!

    Everyone laughs.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    Larlar
    RT800 wrote: »
    If your ass is touching the seat you're doing it wrong.

    I definitely do not have the strength in my legs to hover over but not touch the seat of a conventional toilet for more than like 15 seconds.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Larlar
    I will say, as someone who probably sits on a toilet seat over a dozen times a day, warm is preferable to cold, but really what I want is for it to barely register as having a temperature of its own.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Prickly Larlar toilet seat

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    Without the Larlar option it depends.

    At home it's a cold seat. I don't care about sitting on a seat after someone in my family.

    Public toilets though... Its warm seat. I don't want a reminder that a few moments ago a stranger was dropping a dook.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Cold toilet seat
    Warm toilet seats are cozy, cold toilets seats are uncomfortable, it's quite simple

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I will take any temperature of toilet seat as long as its dry

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    Warm toilet seats invite me to picture another person pooping which I'd the last thing I ever want to do

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    Warm means a butt was on it recently. Cold for life.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Warm means a butt was on it recently. Cold for life.

    It’s a public toilet. Of course a butt’s been on it.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Warm toilet seat
    rhylith wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Warm means a butt was on it recently. Cold for life.

    It’s a public toilet. Of course a butt’s been on it.

    Yeah but recently

    A warm toilet seat means that the person who you saw washing their hands when you walked in was the last person to use the toilet

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I don't use public toilets for that unless I am in a crisis situation or I know they've been cleaned.

    So Larlar I guess

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    Cold porcelain is most welcoming on a warm day.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Larlar
    I'd prefer a cold toilet seat to a warm one UNLESS it's my home toilet and the only other person in my house is my partner, in which case I'm totally fine with partaking in their butt warmth.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    This is difficult, because in the summer there is nothing worse than a warm toilet seat.
    In the winter though, in certain safe spaces like my home, a warm toilet seat is comforting. My home toilet seat has a warmer built in, in fact.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    If it's a heated toilet seat: warm is nice

    If it's not, warm makes me feel weird in my bum bum

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    Warm toilet seat
    if I’m alone at home and I discover a warm seat we’re gonna have some concerns

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Heated toilet seats are nice.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Larlar
    the scoundrel

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Warm toilet seat
    warm toilet seats leave too many unanswered questions

    cold like the universe is the only way to go

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Still a giant baby that finds the shock of cold porcelain on my butt too much. I visually scoured our this seat, maybe gave it an once-over with toilet paper. Contact sanitation is as good as it’s going to get and my mind can imagine a seat being warm without wandering to the mechanics of some nebulous stranger pooping.

    A cold seat is likely to send me into torpor, forcing me to bask in a warm rock for a few hours

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Warm seat's nuthin'.

    My butt is so hot that it makes the toilet sweat.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Larlar
    would it be weird to poop in a sentient toilet
    I vote yes

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    this thread

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