What’s worse

Rankenphile

Psykoma

Warm toilet seat

Cold toilet seats are refreshing

Tallahasseeriel

Warm toilet seat

The real worst is a padded toilet seat

Theodore Floosevelt

Cold toilet seat

leaving a warm toilet seat for the next fellow is the only form of acceptable camaraderie in the restroom

OmnipotentBagel

Larlar

If I'm in a position to need a toilet I'll take any temperature of toilet seat over a larlar

#pipe

Cold toilet seat

I'll often sit on a toilet seat with my pants on just to warm it up.

Tallahasseeriel

Warm toilet seat

#pipe wrote: »

I'll often sit on a toilet seat with my pants on just to warm it up.

I'm sorry but this is bonkers

Gustav

Warm toilet seat

I prefer to be the originator of the warmth

Madican

Cold toilet seat

I'll sit on either, but worse is cold.

Gustav

Warm toilet seat

I CHANGE MY VOTE

I forgot in my childhood we had a second wood stove installed by the toilet and was the greatest thing my dad has ever done

Javen

Warm toilet seat

Yeah I clicked the wrong button

warm seats are way better than cold

tynic

Larlar

shit on a mod
the ultimate bourgeois indulgence

3cl1ps3

Warm toilet seat

I don't need to be reminded that people besides me take big nasty shits.

DouglasDanger

Cold toilet seat

A cool toilet seat usually makes me tense enough I cannot poo

OmnipotentBagel

Larlar

Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »

leaving a warm toilet seat for the next fellow is the only form of acceptable camaraderie in the restroom

What about spotting someone TP when they run out?

tynic

Larlar

OmnipotentBagel wrote: »

Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »

leaving a warm toilet seat for the next fellow is the only form of acceptable camaraderie in the restroom

What about spotting someone TP when they run out?

don't give someone spotty toilet paper.

RT800

Larlar

If your ass is touching the seat you're doing it wrong.

ChicoBlue

I stand beside the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, watching as my servants hand over items of mine to Ol' Rank, a pawnbroker.

Tynic: Now, I've got his toilet seat.

Ol' Rank: Oh, his toilet seat? Why, Tynic... it's still warm! I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know.

Tynic: You should! It's the only warmth he ever had!

Everyone laughs.

ASimPerson

Larlar

RT800 wrote: »

If your ass is touching the seat you're doing it wrong.

I definitely do not have the strength in my legs to hover over but not touch the seat of a conventional toilet for more than like 15 seconds.

OmnipotentBagel

Larlar

I will say, as someone who probably sits on a toilet seat over a dozen times a day, warm is preferable to cold, but really what I want is for it to barely register as having a temperature of its own.

Raijin Quickfoot

Larlar

Prickly Larlar toilet seat

Raijin Quickfoot

Larlar

Without the Larlar option it depends.

At home it's a cold seat. I don't care about sitting on a seat after someone in my family.

Public toilets though... Its warm seat. I don't want a reminder that a few moments ago a stranger was dropping a dook.

cB557

Cold toilet seat

Warm toilet seats are cozy, cold toilets seats are uncomfortable, it's quite simple

Tube

I will take any temperature of toilet seat as long as its dry

Speed Racer

Warm toilet seat

Warm toilet seats invite me to picture another person pooping which I'd the last thing I ever want to do

Bucketman

Warm toilet seat

Warm means a butt was on it recently. Cold for life.

rhylith

Larlar

Bucketman wrote: »

Warm means a butt was on it recently. Cold for life.

It’s a public toilet. Of course a butt’s been on it.

Straightzi

Warm toilet seat

rhylith wrote: »

Bucketman wrote: »

Warm means a butt was on it recently. Cold for life.

It’s a public toilet. Of course a butt’s been on it.

Yeah but recently

A warm toilet seat means that the person who you saw washing their hands when you walked in was the last person to use the toilet

King Riptor

I don't use public toilets for that unless I am in a crisis situation or I know they've been cleaned.

So Larlar I guess

Kaplar

Warm toilet seat

Cold porcelain is most welcoming on a warm day.

Undead Scottsman

Larlar

I'd prefer a cold toilet seat to a warm one UNLESS it's my home toilet and the only other person in my house is my partner, in which case I'm totally fine with partaking in their butt warmth.

godmode

Warm toilet seat

This is difficult, because in the summer there is nothing worse than a warm toilet seat.
In the winter though, in certain safe spaces like my home, a warm toilet seat is comforting. My home toilet seat has a warmer built in, in fact.

bowen

Warm toilet seat

If it's a heated toilet seat: warm is nice

If it's not, warm makes me feel weird in my bum bum

Whippy

Warm toilet seat

if I’m alone at home and I discover a warm seat we’re gonna have some concerns

Munkus Beaver

Heated toilet seats are nice.

BahamutZERO

Larlar

the scoundrel

Jasconius

Warm toilet seat

warm toilet seats leave too many unanswered questions

cold like the universe is the only way to go

Duke 2.0

Larlar

Still a giant baby that finds the shock of cold porcelain on my butt too much. I visually scoured our this seat, maybe gave it an once-over with toilet paper. Contact sanitation is as good as it’s going to get and my mind can imagine a seat being warm without wandering to the mechanics of some nebulous stranger pooping.

A cold seat is likely to send me into torpor, forcing me to bask in a warm rock for a few hours

ChicoBlue

Warm seat's nuthin'.

My butt is so hot that it makes the toilet sweat.

BahamutZERO

Larlar

would it be weird to poop in a sentient toilet
I vote yes

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