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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    You should find a sports forum to read. That's how I get my fill of sports banter.
    Reccommend any? The back and forth between Wilbon and Kornheiser is absolutely terrific; if I could get that kind of quality from some sports forum it'd be great.
    I read a hip hop one that's pretty obsessed with race and overflowing with in-jokes, don't know if that's really your speed. Just stay away from team specific ones, because they're usually less fun, otherwise your guess is as good as mine.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Disturbing animal cruelty
    The pretty wrapping on the package left on the doorstep of a Mount Washington woman's home looked harmless enough.

    It was covered with pink tissue paper and red bows.

    But she immediately knew it was from her ex-boyfriend, and what she found inside was disturbing -- the severed head of a kitten. A note accompanying the package said, "I love you, Your Ben."

    On Feb 2, Pittsburgh police arrested Benjamin Gregory, 30, of Aliquippa, and charged him with stalking and cruelty to animals.

    The black kitten was 3 to 4 months old.

    "We have been unable to determine where the kitten came from. It definitely did not belong to the victim. She doesn't have pets of her own, though she loves animals and volunteers at a Pittsburgh shelter," said Katie Waters, a humane officer with Animal Friends in Ohio Township. "We don't think the kitten belonged" to the suspect.

    The victim, who was not identified, called police on Jan 28.

    Mr. Benjamin was taken to the Allegheny County Jail. His preliminary hearing is scheduled for Feb 8 morning in Pittsburgh Municipal Court.

    The victim told police that Mr. Gregory had recently been released from jail and is on probation. The nature of those charges could not be determined yesterday.

    "This has been an extremely difficult case to work on," Ms. Waters said.

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    edited May 2007
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, not even Doom music justifies this shit.
    NEDM

    Also, Cel, you must teach me the secrets of being pretentious.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hmm, the Pumpkins are doing an eight-date stay at The Fillmore. That would almost be worth driving up there to see a show or two.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Hmm, the Pumpkins are doing an eight-date stay at The Fillmore. That would almost be worth driving up there to see a show or two.

    New Pumpkins Song

    http://www.mediafire.com/?3pxbv3urh5m

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Hmm, the Pumpkins are doing an eight-date stay at The Fillmore. That would almost be worth driving up there to see a show or two.

    New Pumpkins Song

    http://www.mediafire.com/?3pxbv3urh5m

    Rather lively.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    @ Wiggin -- first step is to stop being a complete idiot.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh Haps, wherever you are, I apologize profusely. That's a wretched lineup for the most part.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't like puppies. The cuter and happier they are, the less I like them.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    @ Wiggin -- first step is to stop being a complete idiot.

    I thought that being an idiot was okay if you acted pretentious, as it would piss people off more due to you obviously not knowing what you're talking about.

    But, okay. What's next?

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    I don't like puppies. The cuter and happier they are, the less I like them.

    You're not a human in my eyes anymore.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    I don't like puppies. The cuter and happier they are, the less I like them.

    My name is Michael J. Caboose!
    And I HATE BABIES!!

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    @ Wiggin -- first step is to stop being a complete idiot.

    I thought that being an idiot was okay if you acted pretentious, as it would piss people off more due to you obviously not knowing what you're talking about.

    But, okay. What's next?
    Learn pretentious things to say. This is why you can't be an idiot, because there needs to be an air of truthiness to your contrarian proclamations. This is why you will fail. Sorry.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    I don't like puppies.
    I don't like you.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I don't like puppies.
    I don't like you.

    Not even doom music could save him now...

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    @ Wiggin -- first step is to stop being a complete idiot.

    I thought that being an idiot was okay if you acted pretentious, as it would piss people off more due to you obviously not knowing what you're talking about.

    But, okay. What's next?
    Learn pretentious things to say. This is why you can't be an idiot, because there needs to be an air of truthiness to your contrarian proclamations. This is why you will fail. Sorry.

    What if I can lie effectively?
    What kinds of pretentious things should I say?

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wiggin if you don't know, you better ask somebody.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    @ Wiggin -- first step is to stop being a complete idiot.

    I thought that being an idiot was okay if you acted pretentious, as it would piss people off more due to you obviously not knowing what you're talking about.

    But, okay. What's next?
    Learn pretentious things to say. This is why you can't be an idiot, because there needs to be an air of truthiness to your contrarian proclamations. This is why you will fail. Sorry.

    What if I can lie effectively?
    What kinds of pretentious things should I say?
    Basically, just say "X is sooo not indie." Where X, put whatever.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    @ Wiggin -- first step is to stop being a complete idiot.

    I thought that being an idiot was okay if you acted pretentious, as it would piss people off more due to you obviously not knowing what you're talking about.

    But, okay. What's next?
    Learn pretentious things to say. This is why you can't be an idiot, because there needs to be an air of truthiness to your contrarian proclamations. This is why you will fail. Sorry.
    An example: my experience of listening to the Smashing Pumpkins has told me that they sucked, and that Corgan is a terrible singer.
    I do think that, but I made the terms rather excessive to fit the mode.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pffffft stilist -- that's hardly a pretentious thing to say.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Pffffft stilist -- that's hardly a pretentious thing to say.
    "Everyone is just copying Sonic Youth."

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Pffffft stilist -- that's hardly a pretentious thing to say.
    Oh? I really tried, too.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Pffffft stilist -- that's hardly a pretentious thing to say.
    Oh? I really tried, too.
    No I was just being contrarian in order to out-pretense you.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Pffffft stilist -- that's hardly a pretentious thing to say.
    "Everyone is just copying Sonic Youth."
    "And it's really a shame since Sonic Youth has been a total letdown since their second album."

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Oh? I really tried, too.
    You should've gone on a tirade about how much better the Pixies were than Nirvana.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wiggin, I don't think you have what it takes.

    You can't just pretend. You have to sell it, to yourself first and foremost.

    Pretentious gits are born, not made.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Oh? I really tried, too.
    You should've gone on a tirade about how much better the Pixies were than Nirvana.
    Hey that's my trick.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Wiggin, I don't think you have what it takes.

    You can't just pretend. You have to sell it, to yourself first and foremost.

    Pretentious gits are born, not made.
    I blame my parents.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?
    GET OUT!

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?
    GET OUT!

    :rotate:

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Not actually a mod. Roaming the streets, waving his gun around.Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2007
    Puppy both adorable, happy

    By Bobby McBobbertson, AP

    Bobo the puppy is both well-loved and well-cared for, asserts Ed Edwards, a local area man. Bobo is the name of his neighbor's 2 month old black lab puppy, who was recently acquired from the nearby puppy store.

    "I've seen a lot o' puppies in my time," explains Mr. Edwards, "but I ain't seen one happier or more loved'n 'at one right there."

    Others are quick to disagree with the elderly man's assessment, though. According to boutique owner Lizzie Lizzerton, "I saw a puppy just the other day who was twice as cute and three times as happy as little Bobo, though Bobo is definitely a cutie."

    Any way you slice it, though, it's very clear that puppies all around are both happy, and adorable.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?
    They were bound, tortured, and set on fire. Didn't you read the article?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Any way you slice it, though, it's very clear that puppies all around are both happy, and adorable.
    what the hell is wrong with you

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?
    Second album was better than the first, but I like to pretend the third never happened.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    El Jeffe

    Sounds like that guy lives right by me.. In Alabama....

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?
    They were bound, tortured, and set on fire. Didn't you read the article?
    No Dyna it wasn't dead when they did that.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Oh? I really tried, too.
    You should've gone on a tirade about how much better the Pixies were than Nirvana.
    And the fact that I’m not familiar with the Pixies’ work would simply add to it. It’s a very clever scheme.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?
    Second album was better than the first, but I like to pretend the third never happened.

    What are you talking about?

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