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The Happy Puppy [chat] Thread

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ok here's what I don't get, what is with science threads and idiots making baseless assertions in them, then not understanding why no one cares?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Puppy both adorable, happy

    By Bobby McBobbertson, AP

    Bobo the puppy is both well-loved and well-cared for, asserts Ed Edwards, a local area man. Bobo is the name of his neighbor's 2 month old black lab puppy, who was recently acquired from the nearby puppy store.

    "I've seen a lot o' puppies in my time," explains Mr. Edwards, "but I ain't seen one happier or more loved'n 'at one right there."

    Others are quick to disagree with the elderly man's assessment, though. According to boutique owner Lizzie Lizzerton, "I saw a puppy just the other day who was twice as cute and three times as happy as little Bobo, though Bobo is definitely a cutie."

    Any way you slice it, though, it's very clear that puppies all around are both happy, and adorable.
    This just in: Huggles, the cute and lovable Chiwawa owned by Mrs. McNamenstein down the street has been murdered by a group of angry French Canadian Anti-deforestation activists. Updates as this story developes.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Not actually a mod. Roaming the streets, waving his gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Any way you slice it, though, it's very clear that puppies all around are both happy, and adorable.
    what the hell is wrong with you

    What? Puppy is better when it's thinly sliced. Goes great on sourdough.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?
    Second album was better than the first, but I like to pretend the third never happened.

    What are you talking about?
    It was a bad indie band name joke.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Who do half of the posts on this page seem like they quoted the wrong person or hit the wrong thread? :/ I am so confused...

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Not actually a mod. Roaming the streets, waving his gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Fun fact: I googled "happy puppy story" and one of the top links was about Paris Hilton.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    What happened to the dead puppies in this thread?
    Second album was better than the first, but I like to pretend the third never happened.

    What are you talking about?
    It was a bad indie band name joke.

    I figured, but it sounded like you quoted the wrong person...

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Fun fact: I googled "happy puppy story" and one of the top links was about Paris Hilton.

    :winky:

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Puppy both adorable, happy

    By Bobby McBobbertson, AP

    Bobo the puppy is both well-loved and well-cared for, asserts Ed Edwards, a local area man. Bobo is the name of his neighbor's 2 month old black lab puppy, who was recently acquired from the nearby puppy store.

    "I've seen a lot o' puppies in my time," explains Mr. Edwards, "but I ain't seen one happier or more loved'n 'at one right there."

    Others are quick to disagree with the elderly man's assessment, though. According to boutique owner Lizzie Lizzerton, "I saw a puppy just the other day who was twice as cute and three times as happy as little Bobo, though Bobo is definitely a cutie."

    Any way you slice it, though, it's very clear that puppies all around are both happy, and adorable.
    This just in: Huggles, the cute and lovable Chiwawa owned by Mrs. McNamenstein down the street has been murdered by a group of angry French Canadian Anti-deforestation activists. Updates as this story developes.
    Fuck that I'd kill the bitch just for being named "Huggles."

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Fun fact: I googled "happy puppy story" and one of the top links was about Paris Hilton.
    Maybe "happy puppy" is slang for "skeezy bitch" now or something?

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shut-up you happy puppy!

    :P

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Fun fact: I googled "happy puppy story" and one of the top links was about Paris Hilton.
    Maybe "happy puppy" is slang for "skeezy bitch" now or something?
    Kids these days, with their hippity hop, ether frolics, and buggie whip pinching.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    underlines

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You totally sound like my grandpa or something...

    Stilist... that was the point

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yo I was down at the club the other night trying to put a leash on some of these happy puppies there, but them things are just so damn frisky.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    You totally sound like my grandpa or something...
    I was doing my best Patton Oswalt doing an exaggerated impression of Paul Newman impression. You suck for not realizing that.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Stilist... that was the point
    Underlines look stupid, and have no use that couldn’t be better served by italics or bold.

    I am an underline-hater.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Word...

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    You totally sound like my grandpa or something...
    I was doing my best Patton Oswalt doing an exaggerated impression of Paul Newman impression. You suck for not realizing that.
    Yeah I swear to god man -- [chat] is for making jokes, not explaining them every third post.

    Do keep up, kiddo.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    You totally sound like my grandpa or something...
    I was doing my best Patton Oswalt doing an exaggerated impression of Paul Newman impression. You suck for not realizing that.

    Don't know who that is, but I was kidding...

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Stilist... that was the point
    Underlines look stupid, and have no use that couldn’t be better served by italics or bold.

    I am an underline-hater.
    You goddamn right, son.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Are we still talking about dead puppies?
    I was busy bookmarking music.
    I'd been meaning to find that live version of Basketcase that I love, and I figured I could just do all my Green Day at once.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wonder if I’m contracting VC’s hyphen disease.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Girls ain't nothing but legal puppies.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Don't know who that is
    Well then you can just fuck right the hell off my internets, sport.

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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am still waiting for a lawyer going a bit too far to make a point.

    Do not disappoint me.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    IS there such thing as an illegal puppy?

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh god i don't feel so good

    but my threadless shirts are here! :D

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Don't know who that is
    Well then you can just fuck right the hell off my internets, sport.
    Hacksaw makes a good point here.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Don't know who that is
    Well then you can just fuck right the hell off my internets, sport.

    Oh that Patton Oswalt! The stubby comedian guy right?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    IS there such thing as an illegal puppy?

    *woosh*

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    oh god i don't feel so good

    but my threadless shirts are here! :D

    That's what happens when you go on a REAL GOOD, BIG PENIS drinking binge.

    Also, a couple of thousand people screaming the words to Minority? Sheer awesome.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Also, a couple of thousand people screaming the words to Minority? Sheer awesome.
    'cism

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Don't know who that is
    Well then you can just fuck right the hell off my internets, sport.

    Oh that Patton Oswalt! The stubby comedian guy right?
    Patton Oswalt wants you to gorge yourself on fat fried food until you have a heart attack and explode.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    See I am bad with names...

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Also, a couple of thousand people screaming the words to Minority? Sheer awesome.
    'cism

    O_o

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Also, a couple of thousand people screaming the words to Minority? Sheer awesome.
    'cism

    O_o

    :lol:

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Also, a couple of thousand people screaming the words to Minority? Sheer awesome.
    'cism

    O_o
    I said take your hate elsewhere, cracker, this is an accepting community here.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Not that kind of Minority.

    This kind of Minority

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