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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    guys should I write a paper on how wiggin's post history is a textbook case of sexual/gender insecurity leading to overcompensation and then taking bets on how long until he comes out

    we could put it on Limed for the Truth since wiggin will take about four years to find out about that

    also this is tongue-in-cheek so don't reprimand me i only joke because i love

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Sab, it truly is bathtime.

    It's time for me to take a bath so I can attempt to loosen the shit in my sinuses.
    That's an odd place for it
    You're one of those weirdos who expells his shit in a toilet, I take it?
    Please deposit your fæces in the receptacle which has been provided for that purpose.
    But I'm all out of garbage bags.
    Oh, god.

    That was the best thread ever.

    heh. yeah

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    Know how I used to clear my sinuses? I'd open a bag of salt and vinegar chips, stick my face in the bag, and breathe in. You're dizzy for a second or two but it worked for quite a while.

    No man, its all about the Spicy chips.
    I mean, I got a bag that I only eat when I have serious congestion, they're that spicy.
    Jesus, those things are less pleasant than cold medicine, I don't even know why I keep those chips around.

    Hand over the chips!

    Actually I'm a little hung over and kind of congested so I think I'm going to eat something with salsa.

    James on
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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just grab like 3 packets of fire sauce and chug them...

    Edit: And I am so making nachos now....

    Hobbes on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    EDIT: wiggin the only siggable thing there is that God is going to fart in your soul

    and it is only siggable because it would be a constant reminder of how you got to be how you are, and not because it is funny or clever

    He likes to sig people making fun of him. Kind of like with the "Princess Jeffe" thing he had going there.
    It was "Princess Jeff" and it was only because wiggin's real name is Jeff. There's a reason he never used "El" or the trailing "e" when referring to "Princess Jeff," but I've been told not to talk about it.

    wait what

    ElJeffe is wiggins alt!

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Garbage bags?

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    PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Really James, hot Cheetos are good enough for most people who don't eat spicy food for pleasure.
    When you put massive amounts of Giardienere on everything you eat though, you need something with a little more kick.
    Crap, now I made myself hungry.

    Picardathon on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Just grab like 3 packets of fire sauce and chug them...

    Edit: And I am so making nachos now....
    Fire sauce is pussy shit.

    I'll usually do a teaspoon of Tobasco sauce if I'm stuffed up. Clears everything out.

    Thanatos on
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You know what I get for breakfast? Rice!

    Damn Japanese.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You all know what REAL music is?

    HUHN! UHN! I'M MIKE JONES!

    I'M MIKE JONES!

    MIKE JOOONES!

    I'M MIKE JONES, N-

    BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

    MIKE JOOOOOONES!

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Not actually a mod. Roaming the streets, waving his gun around.Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    ElJeffe is wiggins alt!

    oh shit im getting bannt now

    ElJeffe on
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    PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Just grab like 3 packets of fire sauce and chug them...

    Edit: And I am so making nachos now....
    Fire sauce is pussy shit.

    I'll usually do a teaspoon of Tobasco sauce if I'm stuffed up. Clears everything out.
    It might just be me, but I find Fire Sauce to be spicier than Tobasco. Maybe its because I use 5 packets per bite.

    Picardathon on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Really James, hot Cheetos are good enough for most people who don't eat spicy food for pleasure.
    When you put massive amounts of Giardienere on everything you eat though, you need something with a little more kick.
    Crap, now I made myself hungry.

    I eat spicy food quite regularly. Mostly I was just making an excuse to have nachos.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Just grab like 3 packets of fire sauce and chug them...

    Edit: And I am so making nachos now....
    Fire sauce is pussy shit.

    I'll usually do a teaspoon of Tobasco sauce if I'm stuffed up. Clears everything out.
    It might just be me, but I find Fire Sauce to be spicier than Tobasco. Maybe its because I use 5 packets per bite.
    If you were to use the same volume of Tobasco sauce, you'd be agreeing with me 100%.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Once a girl from Ghana made me lunch. The skin was peeling off my tongue and the roof of my mouth, and I couldn't eat anything but yogurt for a week D:

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You all know what REAL music is?

    HUHN! UHN! I'M MIKE JONES!

    I'M MIKE JONES!

    MIKE JOOONES!

    I'M MIKE JONES, N-

    BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

    MIKE JOOOOOONES!

    I'm a barbie girl
    In a barbie world

    James on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Once a girl from Ghana made me lunch. The skin was peeling off my tongue and the roof of my mouth, and I couldn't eat anything but yogurt for a week D:
    Your life is one fascinating accident after another, isn’t it?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    You all know what REAL music is?

    HUHN! UHN! I'M MIKE JONES!

    I'M MIKE JONES!

    MIKE JOOONES!

    I'M MIKE JONES, N-

    BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

    MIKE JOOOOOONES!

    I'm a barbie girl
    In a barbie world

    Die.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wish I had some tobasco sauce right now.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Tobasco is wonderfully versatile.

    If anyone who enjoys spicy things has some Szechuan sauce or paste on hand, try it with Taylor Ham (pork roll for the heathens) on a kaiser or other light bread.

    Really simple, really quick, and really good for the effort you put in. It'll work with white bread and the packets of sauce you get from take-out places in a pinch, just make sure they're Fagara based instead of chili or it's just sort of bland.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Once a girl from Ghana made me lunch. The skin was peeling off my tongue and the roof of my mouth, and I couldn't eat anything but yogurt for a week D:
    Man I've got to have that recipe. I literally cannot find a restaurant or individual to make food sufficiently spicy to my tastes.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Today’s the prime time of your life!

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    Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    http://grouphug.us/confessions/633669636
    I laughed at this for five minutes straight.

    I know girls that I wouldn't be surprised to hear that from. None of them are attractive enough to make it cool.

    Mr Pink on
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2007
    Guys! Music with electric guitars!

    Have any of you heard about this phenomenon.

    Elki on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Guys! Music with electric guitars!

    Have any of you heard about this phenomenon.

    No..........way.............

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Guys! Music with electric guitars!

    Have any of you heard about this phenomenon.
    What’s it sound like?

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    I wish I had some tobasco sauce right now.

    Eww. Tobasco sauce is hot, but it leaves a nasty taste in my mouth....

    Hobbes on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    http://grouphug.us/confessions/633669636
    I laughed at this for five minutes straight.

    I know girls that I wouldn't be surprised to hear that from.
    This takes me back to when I had the Gaming Confessions thread locked in G&T a few years back.

    Apparently, they were not looking for someone to open the floodgates of "games I've masturbated to." They were probably also not looking for it to involve Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

    Oboro on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    You all know what REAL music is?

    HUHN! UHN! I'M MIKE JONES!

    I'M MIKE JONES!

    MIKE JOOONES!

    I'M MIKE JONES, N-

    BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

    MIKE JOOOOOONES!

    I'm a barbie girl
    In a barbie world

    Life is plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair
    Undress me anywhee-eere
    Imagination
    Life is your creation!

    I'm a blonde, beautiful girl
    In a fantasy world
    Dress me up
    Make me talk
    I'm your dolly

    You're my doll, rock and roll
    Feel the glamour and sing
    Touch me here, kiss me there
    Hanky panky

    You can touch! You can play!
    If you say, I'm always yours!

    Oh-oh-oh!

    Come on barbie, let's go barbie

    aw, aw, aw yeah

    Come on barbie, let's go barbie

    Ooo-oo, ooo-oo

    Come on barbie, let's go barbie

    Aw aw aw yeah

    Come on barbie let's go barbie

    oooo-oo, ooo-oo:whistle:

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Guys! Music with electric guitars!

    Have any of you heard about this phenomenon.

    Electric guitars? That'll never work!

    James on
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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I need a picture of a grave or a shovel... We are beating this thing to death....

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I wish I had some tobasco sauce right now.

    Eww. Tobasco sauce is hot, but it leaves a nasty taste in my mouth....

    Man I love the taste of tobasco.

    James on
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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    http://grouphug.us/confessions/633669636
    I laughed at this for five minutes straight.

    I know girls that I wouldn't be surprised to hear that from.
    This takes me back to when I had the Gaming Confessions thread locked in G&T a few years back.

    Apparently, they were not looking for someone to open the floodgates of "games I've masturbated to." They were probably also not looking for it to involve Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

    Metal Gear Solid 2. :winky:

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZEN WANTS MEXICAN NOW

    ZEN ANGRY

    ANGRY!!!!!!!

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    http://grouphug.us/confessions/633669636
    I laughed at this for five minutes straight.

    I know girls that I wouldn't be surprised to hear that from.
    This takes me back to when I had the Gaming Confessions thread locked in G&T a few years back.

    Apparently, they were not looking for someone to open the floodgates of "games I've masturbated to." They were probably also not looking for it to involve Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

    Metal Gear Solid 2. :winky:
    Dugtrio multiple penetration. :winky::winky::winky:

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When I was 12 I let my brother have sex with me in front of his friends. And when I was 13, and when I was 14. The only thing that bothers me is that I'm not bothered by it at all.

    Zen Vulgarity on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZEN WANTS MEXICAN NOW

    ZEN ANGRY

    ANGRY!!!!!!!
    You do not want whatever passes for Mexican in Japan.

    Believe me.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZEN WANTS MEXICAN NOW

    ZEN ANGRY

    ANGRY!!!!!!!

    Sucks to be in Japan right about now ;-)

    James on
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Once a girl from Ghana made me lunch. The skin was peeling off my tongue and the roof of my mouth, and I couldn't eat anything but yogurt for a week D:
    'cism

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When I was 12 I let my brother have sex with me in front of his friends. And when I was 13, and when I was 14. The only thing that bothers me is that I'm not bothered by it at all.
    That would be much less disturbing if I thought it was a boy, and not a girl.

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