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[chat]tle Royale aka [chat] 99

VariableVariable Mouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
Who will survive?

more content later, maybe.

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Unlikely.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    *swipes left*

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    it me I win

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    gonna assume it means something that after never being chosen for a chat I got chosen twice in the same chat.

    I'm either gonna win the lottery or get hit by a car

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Oh god what are all these yellow lines

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    gonna assume it means something that after never being chosen for a chat I got chosen twice in the same chat.

    I'm either gonna win the lottery or get hit by a car

    Get hit by a car driven by someone who won the lottery.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    where we dropping boys

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh god what are all these yellow lines

    You'e supposed to keep the care on the right side of them.

    I have an incredibly hard time keeping my care where I need it to be

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    rugged doesn't know but I've been catfishing him for years

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON
    FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    where we dropping boys

    Artist's Corner, it's pretty quiet over there

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Came up in the car ride home at lunch

    Album is a fucking banger 18 years later

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    where we dropping boys

    One pubby left because he didn't get Wraith and the other is ignoring your pings and split to go barge

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    700 FICO or I feed ty

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    where we dropping boys

    Artist's Corner, it's pretty quiet over there

    Yeah but there's no loot. Sure we'll get into the top 10 but we'll never win because we'll show up to the final circles with a frying pan and a three comment thread about thinking about buying a new tablet.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    where we dropping boys

    Artist's Corner, it's pretty quiet over there

    Yeah but there's no loot. Sure we'll get into the top 10 but we'll never win because we'll show up to the final circles with a frying pan and a three comment thread about thinking about buying a new tablet.

    Yeah but we're all crap anyway, why not try hiding in an inactive third-page webcomic thread while the ban circle closes

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I’m unreasonably upset about this game getting pulled for making fun of Xi Jinping

    Gamers rise up

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON
    FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN

    it amazes me that anyone ever says "prison system" without immediately saying it again

    prison system prison system

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hot drop let's go

    Get spicy

    PSN: Honkalot
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So I found they have these tiny little milks downstairs in the shop that is the perfect amount for like 4 oreos.

    Afternoon made.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So I found they have these tiny little milks downstairs in the shop that is the perfect amount for like 4 oreos.

    Afternoon made.

    so you bought 2

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    100 pages drop into a chat thread

    Last one standing posts anime

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So I found they have these tiny little milks downstairs in the shop that is the perfect amount for like 4 oreos.

    Afternoon made.

    so you bought 2

    Nope. Just a little milk and a small pack of oreos and I am only eating half.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Geth always steals the win

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    So instead of thinking about the idea of dating again, I went for some retail therapy

    R3_0937_1024x1024.jpg

    IG_G_TA01_1024x1024.jpg

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    Hot take

    Apex is done, it's just too fucking random and floaty

    Dropping without a gun is garbo when TTK is so low and movespeed is so high

    Nobody likes trying to fight over the one Mozambique on the ground

    You split up and loot houses, and a squad rolls up and wins the 3v1 then wins the 2v1

    So you have to loot houses one at a time which blows and defeats the whole fast-paced tempo

    SummaryJudgment on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Hot take

    Apex is done, it's just too fucking random and floaty

    Dropping without a gun is garbo when TTK is so low and movespeed is so high

    Nobody likes trying to fight over the one Mozambique on the ground

    Wait isn't this just like every Battle Royal game?

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    where we dropping boys

    Hey fellow battle royale player, I hear the cool place for us royale players to drop is THE SAME PLACE AS EVERYONE ELSE
    Let's go.
    Do not bring weapons.

    Now Playing:
    Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
    Super Mario Wonder - Wowie Zowie!
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hot take

    Apex is done, it's just too fucking random and floaty

    Dropping without a gun is garbo when TTK is so low and movespeed is so high

    Nobody likes trying to fight over the one Mozambique on the ground

    Wait isn't this just like every Battle Royal game?

    No, PUBG plays entirely different because movespeed is so comparatively slow

  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    I once got three kills with a Mozambique at the start of the game. Very poetic.

    I only had enough ammo to do so because two of the three were low health.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Testing cocktails

    Martini Sweet: doesn't live up to the name

    French Connection: like amaretto but slightly worse?

    Banana daquiri: I think I overdid the lime, but cut me some slack, I've had two cocktails in quick succession that are basically booze mixed with booze

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    t-minus 8 hours until puppy

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Hot take

    Apex is done, it's just too fucking random and floaty

    Dropping without a gun is garbo when TTK is so low and movespeed is so high

    Nobody likes trying to fight over the one Mozambique on the ground

    You split up and loot houses, and a squad rolls up and wins the 3v1 then wins the 2v1

    So you have to loot houses one at a time which blows and defeats the whole fast-paced tempo

    This is not my experience at all

  • Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
    Oreos and milk are an infinite cycle:

    Oh, I still have an Oreo, need more milk

    Oh, I still have milk, let's have other Oreo

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hot take

    Apex is done, it's just too fucking random and floaty

    Dropping without a gun is garbo when TTK is so low and movespeed is so high

    Nobody likes trying to fight over the one Mozambique on the ground

    Wait isn't this just like every Battle Royal game?

    No, PUBG plays entirely different because movespeed is so comparatively slow

    And full of hackers and been murdered by Fortnite ages ago.

    I mean Fortnite kind of just came in, said "That's a nice game mode you got there" and then proceeded to beat PubG to death with its own arms.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hot take

    Apex is done, it's just too fucking random and floaty

    Dropping without a gun is garbo when TTK is so low and movespeed is so high

    Nobody likes trying to fight over the one Mozambique on the ground

    Wait isn't this just like every Battle Royal game?

    No, PUBG plays entirely different because movespeed is so comparatively slow

    And full of hackers and been murdered by Fortnite ages ago.

    I mean Fortnite kind of just came in, said "That's a nice game mode you got there" and then proceeded to beat PubG to death with its own arms.

    PUBG FPP /=/ 3pp

    In maybe 1k+ hours of squad FPP, I've maybe been killed by an obvious hacker once or twice

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hot take

    Apex is done, it's just too fucking random and floaty

    Dropping without a gun is garbo when TTK is so low and movespeed is so high

    Nobody likes trying to fight over the one Mozambique on the ground

    Wait isn't this just like every Battle Royal game?

    No, PUBG plays entirely different because movespeed is so comparatively slow

    And full of hackers and been murdered by Fortnite ages ago.

    I mean Fortnite kind of just came in, said "That's a nice game mode you got there" and then proceeded to beat PubG to death with its own arms.

    PUBG is still here just to suffer

  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Just got 350 Magic Cards delivered. Time to sleeve up three brand new Commander decks.

    I ate an engineer
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    It’s a dog interrupt dog world out there

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Just got 350 Magic Cards delivered. Time to sleeve up $8,000.

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