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The [NFL] Sucks and I Hate it!

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Damn, I knew Irvin was a punk but I never heard that scissors story before

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Well when it comes to sports a lot of players are very superstitious so anything from a lucky item from a pair of gloves to a helm as well as the warm up things people would do before going up to bat {before they stopped that due to a certain player who's name escapes me}

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tate suspension for "PED's" upheld.

    Fuck, he literally did everything he could and they still busted him.

    Meanwhile Tyreek Hill is eligible to play week one.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Tate suspension for "PED's" upheld.

    Fuck, he literally did everything he could and they still busted him.

    Meanwhile Tyreek Hill is eligible to play week one.

    It's beyond insulting that beating your kid/spouse is enforced on less than drug violations.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Tate suspension for "PED's" upheld.

    Fuck, he literally did everything he could and they still busted him.

    Meanwhile Tyreek Hill is eligible to play week one.

    It's beyond insulting that beating your kid/spouse is enforced on less than drug violations.

    This was barely drug related! He took something to help with fertility, immediately turned himself in and reported it when he realized one of the ingredients was on the ban last and he still got suspended.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Someone needs to hold Tyreek Hill down and cram a bunch of fertility drugs down his throat I guess

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    please please please trade this guy somewhere I can root for him a little - he's so fucking good and it's been pissing me off for years

    https://deadspin.com/report-trent-williamss-beef-with-the-skins-runs-pretty-1836882310

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular


    Look, Jerry is a fucking crazy asshole, but every once in a while you get a gem like this

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    That analogy falls apart at so many different points. He's had his hand cutoff in a car accident before? He's had life threatening injuries? He thinks the best thing to do with a bad team is to hug them and wait for someone to save you?

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Jerry Jones has definitely chased a bleeding man through the woods

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    The twist is Dak is the driver.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Jerry sure is good for a glory hole every now and then

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  • Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Paying the players is like a traumatic injury.
    If they take too much of Jerry’s blood, he’ll die.

    Oh, maybe the players are vampires, wanting all his blood.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So who is up for fantasy football this year? Enough interest and I'll start 2 leagues.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    So who is up for fantasy football this year? Enough interest and I'll start 2 leagues.

    Yeeeeeee

  • iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Shit, I thought he was gonna go for a Driving Miss Daisy analogy when he started with the car.

  • UltimateInfernoUltimateInferno Registered User regular
    "Ride or Die?" asked Goku

    "Ride or Die" confirmed Dominic Toretto, as they took off to find the Dragon Balls in hopes of reviving their friend Sonic
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I can’t remember, is he a wifebeater or a druggie?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • UltimateInfernoUltimateInferno Registered User regular
    weedie

    "Ride or Die?" asked Goku

    "Ride or Die" confirmed Dominic Toretto, as they took off to find the Dragon Balls in hopes of reviving their friend Sonic
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Alcoholic also. He has a DUI and failed multiple court-mandated BAC tests that were randomly administered. Dude has an extensive substance abuse problem.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    Jerry sure is good for a glory hole every now and then

    Yeah that’s why he knows to squeeze and wait for help

  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Registered User regular
    So who is up for fantasy football this year? Enough interest and I'll start 2 leagues.

    I’m in as well.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If preseason is accurate, and I believe it is!, Daniel Jones is the next Joe Montana and the Giants are winning the Super Bowl!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/985878/invitation?key=dfb5e0838bd6d096&ikey=6b4decc517512827


    SIGN UP FUCKERS


    I'm going to set up something ridiculous too. Just crazy ass scoring for funsies. I'll put the link up when I'm done.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Ok I signed up

  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Mariota trying hard to not play during regular season.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Assuming Mariota can stay healthy, what part of quarterbacking is he good at

  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    Assuming Mariota can stay healthy, what part of quarterbacking is he good at

    SENDING IT

    Also I have signed up as is my right, and destiny @Raijin Quickfoot

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