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[Bad News Gone Right]: The Return

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Intelligence is quite an arbitrary reason to not eat something so you can just pick a different arbitrary thing

    I eat nothing that features in the Redwall series of books

    *stares longingly at the badger aisle in the supermarket*

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Intelligence is quite an arbitrary reason to not eat something so you can just pick a different arbitrary thing

    I eat nothing that features in the Redwall series of books

    *stares longingly at the badger aisle in the supermarket*

    Those books have some of the most lavish descriptions for food that is not actually food I have ever read. By then end of them I was thinking maybe acorn really is that good, you know?

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited October 6
    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12273971
    A male cat has been left needing a glucose drip after it mated with at least five females in one night when he was let out of his cage by pet hotel staff.

    Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was left at the pet hotel by his owners, Mr and Mrs Zhao, in Guangdong Province in South China.

    Mr Zhao said he had specifically told the business that Xiaopi had not been neutered.

    "I thought they'd be professional, but the staff member didn't feed Xiaopi during the day and let him out to roam freely at night," the cat owner posted on social media.

    "That's right, all the cats were free to walk around the shop and then the employee went home.

    "Between around 10.40pm and 5am, my cat mated with five female cats. And those are only the ones I could see in the CCTV footage."
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    Yeah, that cat looks like I would expect.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    A young Greebo

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  • NitsuaNitsua Gloucester, VARegistered User regular
    Sounds more like a cat bordello than hotel to me.

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  • RandomEncounterRandomEncounter Registered User regular
    I'm surprised it didn't give away the game when they had to pay by the hour.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    A young Greebo

    Given the lack of carbing up during the day, a minimum five service evening is impressive.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited October 6
    Intelligence is quite an arbitrary reason to not eat something so you can just pick a different arbitrary thing

    I eat nothing that features in the Redwall series of books

    *stares longingly at the badger aisle in the supermarket*

    Never had rabbit?

    Actually were there rabbits in Redwall? I remember hares but not sure about rabbits.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Intelligence is quite an arbitrary reason to not eat something so you can just pick a different arbitrary thing

    I eat nothing that features in the Redwall series of books

    *stares longingly at the badger aisle in the supermarket*

    Never had rabbit?

    Actually were there rabbits in Redwall? I remember hares but not sure about rabbits.

    The rabbits were wimpy non-fighters as opposed to the poshboy hares, so they weren't given much focus

    Also yes, I've eaten rabbit and squirrel and hedgehog (flavoured crisps, which I suspect are a novelty and contain no hedgehog)

  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    I saw the video of the cows playing with a beachball, and I still love beef, pigs are going to do some really impressive stuff for me to stop considering them delicious.

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited October 8
    Intelligence is quite an arbitrary reason to not eat something so you can just pick a different arbitrary thing

    Lottery ticket purchases

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    Intelligence is quite an arbitrary reason to not eat something so you can just pick a different arbitrary thing

    I eat nothing that features in the Redwall series of books

    *stares longingly at the badger aisle in the supermarket*

    Those books have some of the most lavish descriptions for food that is not actually food I have ever read. By then end of them I was thinking maybe acorn really is that good, you know?

    Its mostly real there's a cookbook. Jacques was big on making everything vegetarian for the prey animals

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    FANTOMAS wrote: »
    I saw the video of the cows playing with a beachball, and I still love beef, pigs are going to do some really impressive stuff for me to stop considering them delicious.

    Nobody’s claiming that they’re not delicious

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Meet Holly, your 2019 Fat Bear Week champion:

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    That's certainly a Holly jolly bear

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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    Intelligence is quite an arbitrary reason to not eat something so you can just pick a different arbitrary thing

    I eat nothing that features in the Redwall series of books

    *stares longingly at the badger aisle in the supermarket*

    Those books have some of the most lavish descriptions for food that is not actually food I have ever read. By then end of them I was thinking maybe acorn really is that good, you know?

    Its mostly real there's a cookbook. Jacques was big on making everything vegetarian for the prey animals

    Except for fish

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Meet Holly, your 2019 Fat Bear Week champion:


    Hello

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    GET OUTTA HERE VISH

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    edited October 10
    It's really great that Holly won this year. She's a great bear, the mother of 89 Backpack and 719 (now a 5 year old female bear) as well as the adoptive mother of 503 Cubadult. She's also been quite close to winning Fat bear week a couple of times now.

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    It's really great that Holly won this year. She's a great bear, the mother of 89 Backpack and 719 (now a 5 year old female bear) as well as the adoptive mother of 503 Cubadult. He's also been quite close to winning Fat bear week a couple of times now.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    The adoptive mother thing though is really interesting, though. I wonder how common that is. You hear about the opposite (murdering juveniles of different parentage) all the time, but that’s generally in pack animals.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Geese apparently do it all the time.

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    edited October 11
    VishNub wrote: »
    The adoptive mother thing though is really interesting, though. I wonder how common that is. You hear about the opposite (murdering juveniles of different parentage) all the time, but that’s generally in pack animals.

    It's described as "Very rare" in brown bears, and slightly more common (but not that common) among black bears.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Maybe she lost a cub and a new one showed up in the right window of time?

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Maybe she lost a cub and a new one showed up in the right window of time?

    Or maybe she's just a bear with very strong mothering instincts. She was raising 719 at the same time.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Maybe she lost a cub and a new one showed up in the right window of time?

    Or maybe she's just a bear with very strong mothering instincts. She was raising 719 at the same time.

    That's a lot of cubs. What's one more?

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Maybe she lost a cub and a new one showed up in the right window of time?

    Or maybe she's just a bear with very strong mothering instincts. She was raising 719 at the same time.

    That's a lot of cubs. What's one more?

    Booo! Boooo!

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  • CalicaCalica Registered User regular
    Bad news: we all wish we'd thought of this.

    Japan ninja student gets top marks for writing essay in invisible ink

    Jedoc wrote: »
    The GOP cares about babies until they're born, soldiers until they're in need of care, and families until they interfere with stockholder dividends.
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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Geese apparently do it all the time.

    Adopting or murder?
    With geese, I'm never quite sure.

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    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • reVersereVerse Registered User regular
    Calica wrote: »

    We didn't have a class on ninja history in my school.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Geese apparently do it all the time.

    Adopting or murder?
    With geese, I'm never quite sure.

    Adopting. Apparently mother geese will just take any old gosling in. Did I have 5? 8? Who knows?

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  • The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    Such bullshit that if a wild animal takes a random baby it's adorable, but I do it to a kid in the mall I'm suddenly on the 6:00 news.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Geese apparently do it all the time.

    Adopting or murder?
    With geese, I'm never quite sure.

    Adopting. Apparently mother geese will just take any old gosling in. Did I have 5? 8? Who knows?

    Ok look in defense of geese they have to spend a lot of time trivially annoying people with no eyes so you can't really expect them to keep track of how many goslings they have

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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Registered User regular
    Such bullshit that if a wild animal takes a random baby it's adorable, but I do it to a kid in the mall I'm suddenly on the 6:00 news.

    Well duh. You're supposed to take random wolf pups.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Such bullshit that if a wild animal takes a random baby it's adorable, but I do it to a kid in the mall I'm suddenly on the 6:00 news.

    Well duh. You're supposed to take random wolf pups.

    But those are so much harder to find in the local mall.
    Maybe one of those derelict abandoned malls would have a better selection though...

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    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • BursarBursar Hee Noooo! Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    Calica wrote: »

    We didn't have a class on ninja history in my school.

    Not one you could find, anyway.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Geese apparently do it all the time.

    Adopting or murder?
    With geese, I'm never quite sure.

    Have you dealt with kids? Suddenly I'm sympathetic to geese.

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    And either way . . . that only worked because it was in the script, fella. That's not a name people actually have.

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