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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So it appears the elephants are massing. The question is who should I conscript to the military...

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  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So close to starving my fortress in the second winter for the first time in a long while.

    I was up to 60 dwarves when winter rolled around and had roughly 150 edible food and 50 booze. I knew i would be cutting it close, but damn.
    At the low point i was down to 2 plump helmet and 1 fish, and didnt even realize it until it was almost too late in late winter. But the mandrills saved the day! The decided to go after some random iron bolts laying around, so i organized my marksdwarves and told the butcher to be on standby for an influx of bodies. After the mass killings, a cougar decided to wander down and was promptly killed. Then another spawned in the same spot. Then another! 3 cougar corpses with fresh meat just waiting to be eaten. I guess the wolves decided to see what was going on and headed on down too. Another mass slaughter! So i was able to get around 40 meat from everything that was killed and it saved my ass. My fisherdwarves were only of little use since the rivers were stripped of fish and only had a few ready to be cleaned and eaten.
    By the time spring rolled around, i was down to 10 meat. Plump helmet production went into full swing with my 5 farmers. Halfway through the spring, migrants showed up bringing with them my first wave of nobles. A little upsetting since i had little food, but i thought i could handle it. They trickled onto the map, little by little. Then all at once, a dwarven wave of bodies comes rushing across the boarder like a group of mexicans escaping the boarder patrol. 25 of the little shits came in one wave. the only one worth a damn were 2 metal smiths and 3 farmers.
    Its late spring right now and im praying for the human caravan to arrive with their wagons. Food stores are only back up to 50 or so. I need food post haste.

    The only other good thing that happened over the winter was my Metalsmith becoming legendary from the construction of an artifact spear. So now he and the legendary craftsdwarf are cranking out masterpiece weapons and obsidian short swords. :D

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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wait.. do rock doors stop the magma explosions? I have a pretty nice sized smelting operation going and now I'm kinda worrried they are all going to die horrible deaths.

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  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the magma never overflows per se.

    it does it ONCE when you tap directly into the flow. and even then its got a low possibility.

    it doesnt "flood" like the river will. ever.

    but, yes, stone doors will stop it... provided they are shut.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I haven't done the military thing yet.

    How does that work?

    Do I have to have weapons lying around in bins and stuff?

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You might have a few lying around. A craftsdwarf can make simple weapons out of stone. Why the hell does my trapper keep getting interrupted by deer? That's embarrassing.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mighty wrote: »
    the magma never overflows per se.

    it does it ONCE when you tap directly into the flow. and even then its got a low possibility.

    it doesnt "flood" like the river will. ever.

    but, yes, stone doors will stop it... provided they are shut.

    If you have a collapse near the magma river you'll find that it produces the always entertaining airborne magma mist. Fun times!

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  • YerMumYerMum Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Its late spring right now and im praying for the human caravan to arrive with their wagons. Food stores are only back up to 50 or so. I need food post haste.

    You might want to set up a still and kitchen, crank out some barrels, brew those helmets into Wine and then get a Cook to make some loverly Plump Helmet Wine biscuits.

    Basically 2 Plump Helmet = 10 Wine = 10 stacks of prepared food :D

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Wooh, have I forgotten everything since the last time I played.

    Such as it generally being a good idea to build your tannery before the hides from the mules and horses rot away. :P

    Echo on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    And apparently the metalsmith got menaced by a gang of punk groundhogs, so he dropped the anvil on the spot and ran like hell.

    How do I order someone to go fetch it?

    Echo on
  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    YerMum wrote: »
    Its late spring right now and im praying for the human caravan to arrive with their wagons. Food stores are only back up to 50 or so. I need food post haste.

    You might want to set up a still and kitchen, crank out some barrels, brew those helmets into Wine and then get a Cook to make some loverly Plump Helmet Wine biscuits.

    Basically 2 Plump Helmet = 10 Wine = 10 stacks of prepared food :D

    i dont like to do that. cooking alcohol is a cheat to me. :P

    Plus i dont want to get in the habit and then have it changed on me in the next version.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    And apparently the metalsmith got menaced by a gang of punk groundhogs, so he dropped the anvil on the spot and ran like hell.

    How do I order someone to go fetch it?

    You could try designating a new furniture stockpile under it and then instructing your existing stockpile to take items from the new one. But even if you don't do anything, someone will pick it up eventually.

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  • HiravaxisHiravaxis Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    And apparently the metalsmith got menaced by a gang of punk groundhogs, so he dropped the anvil on the spot and ran like hell.

    How do I order someone to go fetch it?
    Make a furniture stockpile..
    Have dwarves with "Furniture hauling" turned on.
    Wait.
    Eventually someone will grab it.. Unless your furniture pile gets full.

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  • ZetxZetx 🐧 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Here's where I am:

    I have a Nile farm waiting for the Summer flood and I'm trying to setup the floodgates, but I'm waiting for another floodgate and someone to construct the lever (then someone to install mechanisms -_-)

    I've gotten to the chasm (how afraid should I be of monsters if I just build a bridge and continue east into the mountain?)

    I'm just about to build a Craftsdwarf workshop and it's late spring.

    So what now?

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    YerMum wrote: »
    Its late spring right now and im praying for the human caravan to arrive with their wagons. Food stores are only back up to 50 or so. I need food post haste.

    You might want to set up a still and kitchen, crank out some barrels, brew those helmets into Wine and then get a Cook to make some loverly Plump Helmet Wine biscuits.

    Basically 2 Plump Helmet = 10 Wine = 10 stacks of prepared food :D

    i dont like to do that. cooking alcohol is a cheat to me. :P

    Plus i dont want to get in the habit and then have it changed on me in the next version.

    I suppose dwarven beer is kinda like liquid bread anyway. :P

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  • MeetElwoodMeetElwood Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    For military I find it useful to conscript legendary engravers and miners. Their stats (toughness, agility and strength) are damn good making them much better soldiers. Peasants are nothing more then cannon fodder that move at a crawl in armor, and eat/sleep/drink too damn much. And it's not like it's hard to get more legendary miners and engravers.

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  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ferrus wrote: »
    YerMum wrote: »
    Its late spring right now and im praying for the human caravan to arrive with their wagons. Food stores are only back up to 50 or so. I need food post haste.

    You might want to set up a still and kitchen, crank out some barrels, brew those helmets into Wine and then get a Cook to make some loverly Plump Helmet Wine biscuits.

    Basically 2 Plump Helmet = 10 Wine = 10 stacks of prepared food :D

    i dont like to do that. cooking alcohol is a cheat to me. :P

    Plus i dont want to get in the habit and then have it changed on me in the next version.

    I suppose dwarven beer is kinda like liquid bread anyway. :P

    i expect the human caravan to have a decent set of food to compliment what im already making. And now that the Bookkeeper is here, I cant wait to order cartloads of meat and booze. I have so many cut gems, i should be able to pay for it no problem.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If I order stuff from the manager, it will arrive with the next dwarven caravan right?

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  • JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's a modified version of Lumin's 1280x800 tileset, modified to allow dead or jailed dwarves look more like corpses.

    And the object tileset is a combination between DeepQuantas Dwarves and elves and DeepRhetorics Everything else.

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    dawg can you mail me all this with your raw folder

    tia

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    What I'm asking for is the process of creating some miltary from unarmed peasants.

    Like, do I have to change any settings or do they just pick up weapons and armor that happen to be in the stockpiles?

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    What I'm asking for is the process of creating some miltary from unarmed peasants.

    Like, do I have to change any settings or do they just pick up weapons and armor that happen to be in the stockpiles?

    If you go to either the M or U menu (I forget) you'll see a command for W - Weapons. Hit W then go over and select whatever weapon and armour you want them using. Once they're militarised they'll go pick up whatever shit is lying around that matches the weapon settings.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    What I'm asking for is the process of creating some miltary from unarmed peasants.

    Like, do I have to change any settings or do they just pick up weapons and armor that happen to be in the stockpiles?

    If you go to either the M or U menu (I forget) you'll see a command for W - Weapons. Hit W then go over and select whatever weapon and armour you want them using. Once they're militarised they'll go pick up whatever shit is lying around that matches the weapon settings.

    So you're saying I HAVE TO set the weapons/armor no matter what, then?

    This game is all about the micromanagement.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jesus crap, my legendary mason made a masterpiece road.

    I hope goblins dont tear it up. D:

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    What I'm asking for is the process of creating some miltary from unarmed peasants.

    Like, do I have to change any settings or do they just pick up weapons and armor that happen to be in the stockpiles?

    If you go to either the M or U menu (I forget) you'll see a command for W - Weapons. Hit W then go over and select whatever weapon and armour you want them using. Once they're militarised they'll go pick up whatever shit is lying around that matches the weapon settings.

    So you're saying I HAVE TO set the weapons/armor no matter what, then?

    This game is all about the micromanagement.

    Well, if you don't they'll become armourless Wrestlers, which may or may not interest you. It all depends on how much you like the idea of naked dwarves grappling with each other.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jesus crap, my legendary mason made a masterpiece road.

    I hope goblins dont tear it up. D:

    Awesome.
    My Bone-Crafter recently made a masterpiece... bone. It was stuck on a sword.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I should have him make masterpiece supports then collapse them. :D

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    masterpiece engravings are such a pain. I want to dig a tunnel through there. Oh look, Mr. Artsypants is crying in the corner. I'm so sorry but progress must come before your little sistine chapel!

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My Metalsmith went insane and hurled himself in a chasm. I don't think I've ever seen Dwarf suicide before - hunger-strikes, sure, but never straight up suicide.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    My new fortress: Rërithkol, "Chaoswheel"!

    And my miner is nicknamed Skullwheel.

    This sounds very promising.

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  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    grabbed a couple screen shots when i ran home for lunch

    overview:
    http://www.chapped.net/files/nutbookstatus.PNG

    current layout:
    http://www.chapped.net/files/local_map-1-1059-7958.PNG

    finally got around to adding rooms. And the first phase of the draw bridge and moat have been completed. Just need to muddy up the channels then build the bridge from bronze bars (which you'll see i have a ton of). The weapon traps at the entrance will be a checker board pattern with serrated disks. Only one per trap to keep things a little fair.
    Also dug out a tree farm. Not hard to see where that is. And this has all been done by my two legendary miners. The other 7 miners are all general labor. Not great looking, but its functional and fairly efficient.

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    First, I hate Synthetic for this thread, you can probably hear my free time being sucked into this game from where you are.

    Second, is this thread mainly for discussion of the PA succession game or can I ask a few question about a game?

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've got a fortress named "Graveabbey". D:

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Is it a question about a bridge being suspended? HMMMM?

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  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Is it a question about a bridge being suspended? HMMMM?

    would that make it a suspended bridge?

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  • gilraingilrain Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Is it a question about a bridge being suspended? HMMMM?
    would that make it a suspended bridge?
    ba-dum pshh

    df humor at its finest

    gilrain on
  • HydroSqueegeeHydroSqueegee ULTRACAT!!!™®© Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    gilrain wrote: »
    Is it a question about a bridge being suspended? HMMMM?
    would that make it a suspended bridge?
    ba-dum pshh

    df humor at its finest

    thank you, thank you. Im here at least 40 hours a week. Try the Plump Helmet. Its delicious.

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  • MiglioriMigliori Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't think I'll be getting the immigrants I need next year, the dwarven carvan has arrived, but so has an army of over 60 goblins :(

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  • InsanityInsanity Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ferrus wrote: »
    I've got a fortress named "Graveabbey". D:

    I read that as Gravybaby.

    Maybe the baby in a barrel post earlier affected me more than I first thought...


    On an unrelated note, is there an upper limit on how many things you can have linked to one lever? I'm pondering making an elaborate self-destruct mechanism for my next fortress, collapsing rooms, releasing torrents of water, magma, and rabid undead animals.


    which has just given me an idea for an experiment...
    If I put a cat in a room with a pressure plate that fills it with magma, then fill the room with smoke so I can't see what's happening, is the cat alive or dead? Only one way to find out I guess.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    None of my failed artifact crafters have rampaged this game, they've all just gotten depressed and starved or, more recently, hurled themselves in the river.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    How do I train my recruits? What do I do when one of my masons keeps on having a tantrum?

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