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wrestling thread: rollins 3:16 says i just licked your boot!

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i feel like i re-have this crisis every few months

    i turn into full frank grimes freak-out mode

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    AJ now is your chance to be meltzer 2: money never sleeps

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i am glad you are using the newly crowned replacement to "electric boogaloo"

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I'd bet if almost anyone here started watching every single match (or however many matches he reviews) and reviewing match by match in easy to digest format, they could garner a following

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    i am glad you are using the newly crowned replacement to "electric boogaloo"

    the public spoke

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    Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    No Taichi matches got five stars, it's pretty clear Meltzer is a fucking chancer and doesn't know what he's talking about.
    Also Okada vs Poundland Shibata was like watching paint dry but whatever, I'm not going to quibble over that getting too high a rating when the real travesty here is Taichi not getting his due.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Taichi is garbage

    Next you are going to tell me YOSHI-HASHI is underrated

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    AJRAJR Some guy who wrestles NorwichRegistered User regular
    I've got to catch up on the G1. I need to do it while it's still fresh in my mind.

    That Naito vs Shingo was a fucking banger though. I really love the Made In Japan as a move.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    yeah same, I've been slightly tuned out of wrestling for a bit... so many matches there I need to see though.

    I'm going away next week, worst case I'll watch them on vacation. I've always enjoyed that kind of thing, for whatever reason. playing a gameboy (now switch) and watching something I brought in a hotel room is something I love doing more than I can ever explain. reminds me of being a kid in some way.

    once in early high school I brought a tv and my ps2 to a hotel and played sly cooper for like a day anda half straight. dosn't make sense! but it's true! and it was phenomenal.

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    Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Taichi is garbage


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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    i want goldberg to beat ziggler, then beat brock lesnar to become a two-time universal champion just to get his win back

    and then retire

    after dropping the belt to baron corbin

    Goldberg vacates the title, leaving it in the ring and walking to the back. Cut to commercial.

    During commercial, Baron comes out from under the ring (hiding after an incident earlier in the evening, let's say), grabs the title, sticks it awkwardly under his vest, and just tries to casually exit through the crowd.

    In a dimly lit area backstage, a nervous Baron check's over his shoulder before colliding with R-Truth, who's doing the same. They each grab a title, and carry on about their way...

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    LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Mox has been a nice fresh element to this G1 and has had some great matches, but I would say overall he’s not one of the top performers. But it’s a little unfair, the G1 is just completely stacked with talent.

    His best matches have been with Naito, Shingo, and especially Ishii IMO. The White match was pretty good as well, and the Yano one was very fun. The ones with Taichi, Goto, and Cobb are pretty forgettable, but still fine.

    Overall he’s had a pretty good run of it. I’m excited for his last match with Juice.

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    LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Also Taichi is a good wrestler who is capable of great matches, and is one of the best heels in the company. I wouldn’t put him in the upper echelon of NJPW guys, but he plays an important and entertaining role.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Does anyone actually give a fuck about Meltzer's star rankings anymore?

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Catching up on DDT Beer Garden shows.

    Moonlight Express Day featured an NwA reunion and concert! :D

    Might be hard for DAMNATION to top that.

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    jonny439jonny439 Registered User regular
    This isn't confirmed but there's talk that NXT will be moving to FS1 and also going to a 2 hour live format. Also NXT is expected to feature more "main roster" talent to "pop ratings". All the folks who needed the fainting couch for Fight for the Fallen going head to head with Evolve on the WWE network are going to probably need to break them out again if this actually comes to pass.

    I think going live and using main roster guys when NXT already has so much talent that is never featured is a really bad. I just really enjoy NXT as it is now and feel like what makes it special can easily be lost if they are trying to "pop ratings" This is just a dirt sheets thing right now but it seems pretty likely to happen.

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    ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    jonny439 wrote: »
    This isn't confirmed but there's talk that NXT will be moving to FS1 and also going to a 2 hour live format. Also NXT is expected to feature more "main roster" talent to "pop ratings". All the folks who needed the fainting couch for Fight for the Fallen going head to head with Evolve on the WWE network are going to probably need to break them out again if this actually comes to pass.

    I think going live and using main roster guys when NXT already has so much talent that is never featured is a really bad. I just really enjoy NXT as it is now and feel like what makes it special can easily be lost if they are trying to "pop ratings" This is just a dirt sheets thing right now but it seems pretty likely to happen.

    On the other hand it could be really good so long as Vince doesn't have the reins and HHH still does. Like, we might see the main roster actually wrestle.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Meltzer ratings are important because they let me enjoy the fact that Toru Yano's amazing sense of humour appeals to literally every person on the planet except Dave Meltzer.

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    BizazedoBizazedo Registered User regular
    I have tickets for AAA's MSG show.

    I don't think it's going to happen / have to figure out if I can cancel my hotel room.

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    BizazedoBizazedo Registered User regular
    Yeah, been following luchablog a bit. That exact tweet is why I was being annoyed this morning.


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    Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    It wouldn't be AAA if something didn't go horribly wrong tbf.

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    It's totally shady that thecubsfan, who is one of if not the most reliable English-language lucha sources, has to come out and say "these shows don't look like they're happening but I can't say for certain because my AAA contacts are kinda ghosting me on the issue"

    but it's also totally unsurprising

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Triplemania was perfect and had only one or two noticeable fuckups, so it's just a way of restoring balance to the universe

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    Ken OKen O Registered User regular
    Looks like Joe Hendry is going to Ring of Honor. I want to support Joe, but I don’t really want to follow RoH.

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Ken O wrote: »
    Looks like Joe Hendry is going to Ring of Honor. I want to support Joe, but I don’t really want to follow RoH.

    That's how I feel about Bandido, Rush, and Dragon Lee being there.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Magell wrote: »
    Ken O wrote: »
    Looks like Joe Hendry is going to Ring of Honor. I want to support Joe, but I don’t really want to follow RoH.

    That's how I feel about Bandido, Rush, and Dragon Lee being there.

    At least Bandido's gone in 3 months (contract expires after Final Battle in December)

    Happy to see he's likely bound for either AEW or New Japan

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Ken O wrote: »
    Looks like Joe Hendry is going to Ring of Honor. I want to support Joe, but I don’t really want to follow RoH.

    I mean the good news is that Ring of Honor isn't just bad but also Ring of Honor is bad so you won't want to watch Ring of Honor.

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    LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    ROH isn’t actually bad so much as it’s just really bland and uninteresting from a creative standpoint.

    The actual wrestling is generally good but it all just feels...unexciting.

    They need a massive shakeup when it comes to their creative and their presentation but they seem contempt to just plug along and do nothing.

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    RoH is so bad Alex Shelley coming back can't get me to watch and he's my favorite wrestler.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    There's no way that NXT going on TV doesn't involve Vince messing with the product

    I would be incredibly surprised to be told otherwise

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Apparently cause of his DUI issues Jimmy Uso can’t come into Canada and the Uso’s have been taken off all Summerslam events

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    Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    RoH is so bad Alex Shelley coming back can't get me to watch and he's my favorite wrestler.

    Do they still have a working relationship with New Japan? At the very least maybe we can get a Shelley Vs ZSJ dream match out of this.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    AJ now is your chance to be meltzer 2: money never sleeps

    okay so how much wrestling is there in a week

    like two hours right

    this should be easy

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    AJ now is your chance to be meltzer 2: money never sleeps

    okay so how much wrestling is there in a week

    like two hours right

    this should be easy
    Just have two screens and watch wrestling on one and looped episodes of Next on the other

    You can watch infinite wrestling that way

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    AJ now is your chance to be meltzer 2: money never sleeps

    okay so how much wrestling is there in a week

    like two hours right

    this should be easy
    Just have two screens and watch wrestling on one and looped episodes of Next on the other

    You can watch infinite wrestling that way

    but if goldberg is cutting a promo how will i know what i am watching

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    AJ now is your chance to be meltzer 2: money never sleeps

    okay so how much wrestling is there in a week

    like two hours right

    this should be easy
    Just have two screens and watch wrestling on one and looped episodes of Next on the other

    You can watch infinite wrestling that way

    but if goldberg is cutting a promo how will i know what i am watching
    Does it really matter?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    AJ now is your chance to be meltzer 2: money never sleeps

    okay so how much wrestling is there in a week

    like two hours right

    this should be easy
    Just have two screens and watch wrestling on one and looped episodes of Next on the other

    You can watch infinite wrestling that way

    but if goldberg is cutting a promo how will i know what i am watching
    Does it really matter?

    not even a little bit

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    I'm now imagining that wrestlers get called up from NXT in a similar fashion, Vince waits for them to get off a tour bus and then forces them to complete ridiculous tasks to win his approval. Like speed-eating a snow cone without succumbing to brain freeze, holding in a sneeze, or fighting a dog.

    And of course at least one wrestler is immediately kicked off every episode for being too short.

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