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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I am confused by the sizes and the number of those people.

    Are they making beds specifically for five people at a time? Is the athlete man giant or is the woman beside him very small? Is she a child?

    There are too many people in those beds.

    lol at this guy not sleeping on a pile of corpses

    it's 2020 my droog get up to the level

  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Good luck getting a sheet set that fits at Bed Bath & Beyond.

    Who the FUCK makes sheets for beds that are 9 feet square? Fuck, my old bedroom at my parents house is 9 feet by 12, I literally would not be able to open the door, or fit my wardrobe in the room.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I want to go into a Bed, Bath and Beyond one day and the Beyond is occult spell books and cursed artifacts.

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Nah it's just fuckin kitchen appliances. That was the second biggest disappointment of working there.

    The first was the number of customers who want to haggle with you on prices. I don't know if it's a BBBY thing or just the specific one I worked at but I've never experienced it while working at any other retail store and it was annoying as hell.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I want to go into a Bed, Bath and Beyond one day and the Beyond is occult spell books and cursed artifacts.

    Give me that time traveling remote from the Beyond section and I'll put it to actual use instead of just hitting fast forward like a numpty.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited October 12
    I made a graph about something that's annoyed me for a long time.
    https://imgur.com/IA2Vfb3

    facetious on
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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    I think the Alaskan King is larger than my bedroom.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    There are plenty of places in the world who regard the concept of, “goodnight family, I will now go into my own private room to sleep by myself” fucking weird.

    My wife, of Filipino descent who grew up near Malaysia, needs a sausage shaped pillow to cuddle and a hand draped over her to sleep comfortably. The pillow was a compromise as without it, she clings to me like a limpet which I can’t handle when I try to sleep

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    Nah it's just fuckin kitchen appliances. That was the second biggest disappointment of working there.

    The first was the number of customers who want to haggle with you on prices. I don't know if it's a BBBY thing or just the specific one I worked at but I've never experienced it while working at any other retail store and it was annoying as hell.

    They built their brand on accepting any amount of coupons no matter the expiration date. That kind of “customer’s always right” nonsense draws entitled assholes like flies to shit.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular


    I sure hope when aliens or whatever discover our fucked to death slime-based ecosphere orbited by a chaotic melange of broken garbage that they don't like cut us any slack I hope we are held to account in memoriam

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »


    I sure hope when aliens or whatever discover our fucked to death slime-based ecosphere orbited by a chaotic melange of broken garbage that they don't like cut us any slack I hope we are held to account in memoriam

    Fucking FINALLY

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    so some old junk satellites are going to hit each other over the arctic and burn up on reentry?

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    so some old junk satellites are going to hit each other over the arctic and burn up on reentry?

    nope, two alien planets and we will be showered with necromorphs

    as is good and proper

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    so some old junk satellites are going to hit each other over the arctic and burn up on reentry?

    nope, two alien planets and we will be showered with necromorphs

    as is good and proper

    necromorphs huh?

    they like a pokemon or some such?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    so some old junk satellites are going to hit each other over the arctic and burn up on reentry?

    nope, two alien planets and we will be showered with necromorphs

    as is good and proper

    necromorphs huh?

    they like a pokemon or some such?

    yes, exactly
    necro-chan i chooooOOOOOOAARRRGGLLELEBARGGLELELELELE
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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I was hoping for the massive instant oblivion of a giant space object crashing into the planet. We’ve all suffered enough already

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular


    Or

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    so some old junk satellites are going to hit each other over the arctic and burn up on reentry?

    Two objects the size of VW Golfs going 17,000 mph have a ~10% chance of smashing into each other. If they do, the force will make them explode into a cloud of debris, resulting in hundreds of thousands of pieces of material, with sizes varying from a single screw to a microwave flying off in random directions. If one of these pieces of debris hits a third object that object could also explode causing more debris.

    The scary thing about orbital collisions is the cascade effect. One decent sized collision and 2 days later the earth's entire communication system is gone.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited October 14
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    BIG MAN

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    Tef on
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  • TamerBillTamerBill Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    I made a graph about something that's annoyed me for a long time.
    https://imgur.com/IA2Vfb3
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    Aunts and uncles of the world, you no-longer have nieces and nephews. It's time to popularise niblings.

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  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Colorful Extrovert Registered User regular
  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I Zimbra wrote: »

    All windows and no roof sounds like the perfect way to turn yourself into ribbons

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    all windshield but no windshield wipers is a bold design choice

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
    sarukun
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I Zimbra wrote: »

    All windows and no roof sounds like the perfect way to turn yourself into ribbons

    if you're gonna go out might as well go out in style

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    it's in the upper 80s here

    gimme snow

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i'll send it in the mail

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    Pac Man's character is difficult to explain even to the Japanese -- he is an innocent character. He hasn't been educated to discern between good and evil. He acts more like a small child than a grown-up person. Think of him as a child learning in the course of his daily activities. If someone tells him guns are evil, he would be the type to rush out and eat guns. But he would most probably eat any gun, even the pistols of policemen who need them.
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular


    "Theres people out in the field with shotguns I think they're...What We Do in the Shadows cosplayers???"

    Tef
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I am birthday boy

    Heap praise upon me

    I am officially one third of a century old

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