I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles had shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
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I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles hadn’t shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Frieza kinda arrived and started killing everyone right away.
If the Namekians had done their Final Strategy of having every Namekian fuse into one they might have stood a chance.
EDIT: Or shit, if Piccolo had merged with Kami before showing up he would have bodied Frieza.
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I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles hadn’t shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Frieza kinda arrived and started killing everyone right away.
If the Namekians had done their Final Strategy of having every Namekian fuse into one they might have stood a chance.
EDIT: Or shit, if Piccolo had merged with Kami before showing up he would have bodied Frieza.
DBZ Multiverse does a surprisingly decent job going through some of these scenarios
I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles hadn’t shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Frieza kinda arrived and started killing everyone right away.
If the Namekians had done their Final Strategy of having every Namekian fuse into one they might have stood a chance.
EDIT: Or shit, if Piccolo had merged with Kami before showing up he would have bodied Frieza.
I mean, how did nobody think to wish themselves into an immortal superbadass to guard them, or something. Or just out of greed. Or whatever.
I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles hadn’t shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Frieza kinda arrived and started killing everyone right away.
If the Namekians had done their Final Strategy of having every Namekian fuse into one they might have stood a chance.
EDIT: Or shit, if Piccolo had merged with Kami before showing up he would have bodied Frieza.
I mean, how did nobody think to wish themselves into an immortal superbadass to guard them, or something. Or just out of greed. Or whatever.
They'd have to travel to each individual village to request the Dragonball to do so. And I'm not sure they ever ended up using the things themselves.
I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles hadn’t shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Frieza kinda arrived and started killing everyone right away.
If the Namekians had done their Final Strategy of having every Namekian fuse into one they might have stood a chance.
EDIT: Or shit, if Piccolo had merged with Kami before showing up he would have bodied Frieza.
I mean, how did nobody think to wish themselves into an immortal superbadass to guard them, or something. Or just out of greed. Or whatever.
They'd have to travel to each individual village to request the Dragonball to do so. And I'm not sure they ever ended up using the things themselves.
...Why did they make the damn things anyway?
A very good question. I mean, why did Kami?
Edit: A plausible explanation would be for dealing with natural disasters and such though. Wish away the giant asteroid, etc.
I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles hadn’t shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Frieza kinda arrived and started killing everyone right away.
If the Namekians had done their Final Strategy of having every Namekian fuse into one they might have stood a chance.
EDIT: Or shit, if Piccolo had merged with Kami before showing up he would have bodied Frieza.
I mean, how did nobody think to wish themselves into an immortal superbadass to guard them, or something. Or just out of greed. Or whatever.
They'd have to travel to each individual village to request the Dragonball to do so. And I'm not sure they ever ended up using the things themselves.
...Why did they make the damn things anyway?
A very good question. I mean, why did Kami?
Edit: A plausible explanation would be for dealing with natural disasters and such though. Wish away the giant asteroid, etc.
I think I remember something about how Kami made the balls specifically to inspire humans to strive for their dreams
I hope Piccolo gets a power up someday
Also I wonder what his daily life is like since it doesn't seems like he's gotten a job or training 24/7 anymore
he's too busy being Pan's godfather to endure Chichi
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I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles hadn’t shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Frieza kinda arrived and started killing everyone right away.
If the Namekians had done their Final Strategy of having every Namekian fuse into one they might have stood a chance.
EDIT: Or shit, if Piccolo had merged with Kami before showing up he would have bodied Frieza.
I mean, how did nobody think to wish themselves into an immortal superbadass to guard them, or something. Or just out of greed. Or whatever.
Probably outside the scope of the dragons powers.
Considering that the only time we see a wish for immortality actually granted it’s with the Super dragon balls, there might not even be a way to get immortality from the dragon balls.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I hope Piccolo gets a power up someday
Also I wonder what his daily life is like since it doesn't seems like he's gotten a job or training 24/7 anymore
Nameks don't need to eat and hes like 800 years old so he basically just meditates and trains Dende. I think once he merged with Kami he found inner peace of a sort
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I think Garlic Jr legit got immortality from the dragon balls.
I guess even with immortality the namekians might not really have posed a threat to Frieza. Still would have been annoying to have unkillable green guys karate chopping your neck 24/7 after you blow up their planet.
I always wondered why the planet that was the source of the magical wish granting dragon that people were always trying to use to become immortal superbadasses didn’t actually have any immortal superbadasses when Frieza invaded.
Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles had shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Why didn't Porunga the largest of the dragons simply just eat Freeza?
Goku doesn't really need to wish for immortality anymore.
Broly addresses this. Freeza realized immortality means nothing because
A he's functionally immortal already as his bucket of chunks form in resurrection F showed
B when he was in Hell he wouldn't repent so he couldn't die or escape.
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I hope Piccolo gets a power up someday
Also I wonder what his daily life is like since it doesn't seems like he's gotten a job or training 24/7 anymore
He's basically a half time dad and grandpa now. There's a reason Piccolo is the one explaining to Chichi how to take care of Pan, and not the inverse.
EDIT: Honestly, it's kind of hilarious how the asshole that started out throwing Gohan at cliffs ended up being, like, the best father figure in this entire series.
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Things would have gone a little differently if a hundred people with wish-powered giga-muscles had shown up and and done stretchy Kung Fu on all the trespassers.
Frieza kinda arrived and started killing everyone right away.
If the Namekians had done their Final Strategy of having every Namekian fuse into one they might have stood a chance.
EDIT: Or shit, if Piccolo had merged with Kami before showing up he would have bodied Frieza.
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DBZ Multiverse does a surprisingly decent job going through some of these scenarios
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I mean, how did nobody think to wish themselves into an immortal superbadass to guard them, or something. Or just out of greed. Or whatever.
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They'd have to travel to each individual village to request the Dragonball to do so. And I'm not sure they ever ended up using the things themselves.
...Why did they make the damn things anyway?
A very good question. I mean, why did Kami?
Edit: A plausible explanation would be for dealing with natural disasters and such though. Wish away the giant asteroid, etc.
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I think I remember something about how Kami made the balls specifically to inspire humans to strive for their dreams
Also I wonder what his daily life is like since it doesn't seems like he's gotten a job or training 24/7 anymore
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Probably outside the scope of the dragons powers.
Considering that the only time we see a wish for immortality actually granted it’s with the Super dragon balls, there might not even be a way to get immortality from the dragon balls.
Nameks don't need to eat and hes like 800 years old so he basically just meditates and trains Dende. I think once he merged with Kami he found inner peace of a sort
I guess even with immortality the namekians might not really have posed a threat to Frieza. Still would have been annoying to have unkillable green guys karate chopping your neck 24/7 after you blow up their planet.
well sure, after Mr. Popo was done with him
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Plus there is also that herb that makes you immortal that Roshi takes.
Namekians seem to be immortal anyway.
I forgot about guru for some reason.
I need to go back and watch Z at some point, it’s been like 15 years maybe?
Why didn't Porunga the largest of the dragons simply just eat Freeza?
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Maybe they didn't exist yet when the drought killed off most of the life on the planet
Maybe they created and used them to wish for more water because there seems to be water everywhere
They're like the mystical cousins of Orks, then?!
And they're also protected against use by outsiders
Goku also never used them to wish for Immortality
Broly addresses this. Freeza realized immortality means nothing because
A he's functionally immortal already as his bucket of chunks form in resurrection F showed
B when he was in Hell he wouldn't repent so he couldn't die or escape.
Not into the side. Like the back in opened and he punched him and he gets knocked into the back of it and they close the doors
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He's basically a half time dad and grandpa now. There's a reason Piccolo is the one explaining to Chichi how to take care of Pan, and not the inverse.
EDIT: Honestly, it's kind of hilarious how the asshole that started out throwing Gohan at cliffs ended up being, like, the best father figure in this entire series.