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We are going to the moon to stay

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
NASA said so.



Everybody get on board.

Except crwth. You have to stay here and feed everybody's dogs.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Fuck yeah, sign me up. Get me off this hell planet as soon as possible

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    DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    That’s neat and earlier then I would of expected.

    I wonder how much it will cost to visit when it becomes open to the public

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    CASINOS

    ON


    THE MOON

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    "We are going to the moon to stay" would be a good name for a book.

    either a kids' story, or some sort of space politics novel.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Moon burials should be firing corpses at the earth

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    NASA said so.



    Everybody get on board.

    Except crwth. You have to stay here and feed everybody's dogs.

    what the hell?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    NASA said so.



    Everybody get on board.

    Except crwth. You have to stay here and feed everybody's dogs.

    what the hell?

    sounds like heaven to me

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    NASA said so.



    Everybody get on board.

    Except crwth. You have to stay here and feed everybody's dogs.

    what the hell?
    You love dogs!

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Does the moon need a librarian? I’d like to volunteer.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    My dog doesn’t like crwth

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i wanna go to the moon too!

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    I'm not really clear what they are promising to do "by 2024". Land some advance supplies? Sure. That newly announced orbital station/vehicle and reusable landers that harvest ice for oxygen and hydrogen? Hmmm.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I'm not going to the moon without my dogs, fuck that

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Also Obligatory:


    Not that I’m astronaut material but I’m not sure i’d want to stay on the moon. Still too close, get me the fuck outta here.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    I'm not going to the moon without my dogs, fuck that
    Moon's made of cheese

    Dogs would eat it right up, you know

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    I'm not going to the moon without my dogs, fuck that
    Moon's made of cheese

    Dogs would eat it right up, you know

    Dogs aren't mice.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    I'm not going to the moon without my dogs, fuck that
    Moon's made of cheese

    Dogs would eat it right up, you know

    Dogs aren't mice.
    Dogs fuckin LOVE cheese

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    My dog doesn’t like crwth

    GOOD DOG

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    WACriminalWACriminal Dying Is Easy, Young Man Living Is HarderRegistered User regular
    No dogs on the moon. They'll run right off the damn thing.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Fuck yeah I wanna be a space pioneer.

    I wanna be a moon-bumpkin. Make myself a hat out of a Moon-racoon. Claim a nice crater for myself and set up a still. Make moon-moonshine and shoot wildly out of the slats on my moon-shack at anybody who comes a snoopin' round my pruhperty.

    A moon-country boy can survive raise hell praise Dale

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Man my boy Jake Zabi is really stoked for this for some reason

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    I'm not going to the moon without my dogs, fuck that
    Moon's made of cheese

    Dogs would eat it right up, you know

    Dogs aren't mice.
    Dogs fuckin LOVE cheese

    I'm aware, I just felt it was important to take this opportunity to remind people that dogs are not mice.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    but i don't want to go to the moon

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    Dixon wrote: »
    That’s neat and earlier then I would of expected.

    I wonder how much it will cost to visit when it becomes open to the public

    Millions of dollars per person at least, just for the fuel and rocket costs, I think it costs like $50,000 per pound just for food sent to the ISS.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Are mice dogs, though?

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Does the moon need a librarian? I’d like to volunteer.

    no, no, the moon needs libertarians

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    but i don't want to go to the moon

    wait do i have to hang out with crwth if i don't go to the moon

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    If we created all the necessary infrastructure to have the internet on the moon, would it be the same internet or some new shit?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Just bring the moon to us

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Are mice dogs, though?

    Nobody knows

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    If we created all the necessary infrastructure to have the internet on the moon, would it be the same internet or some new shit?

    I have to imagine it'll be a bit laggy depending on where the sites are hosted but I dont see why not.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    but does mars still need moms

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Just bring the moon to us

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    My dog doesn’t like crwth

    GOOD DOG

    hey cmon

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    How are people supposed to stay on the moon when its landmass shrinks and then vanishes every month?

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    But what is the internet connection like on the moon?

    Wait, we could build a new internet on the moon. Like, with cool moon people stuff

    Okay, fuck it, I am in.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Wait hold on isn't the moon a hologram?

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    hatedinamericahatedinamerica Registered User regular
    WACriminal wrote: »
    No dogs on the moon. They'll run right off the damn thing.

    This actually raises an interesting question:

    What IS the escape velocity of the moon? Could a really fast dog achieve orbit? What about...a cheetah? Or a fucking lemur! Imagine a ring tail in a spacesuit jumping like 200 feet!

    All I'm saying is that people bouncing around up there is so 1969...toss a kangaroo or something on that bad boy, let's see what that looks like.

    I'm only interested in fresh, novel moonbounce visuals tyvm

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod

    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    If we created all the necessary infrastructure to have the internet on the moon, would it be the same internet or some new shit?

    I have to imagine it'll be a bit laggy depending on where the sites are hosted but I dont see why not.

    the radio delay for the speed of light between the earth and the moon is 1.25 seconds!

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