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We are going to the moon to stay

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    WACriminal wrote: »
    No dogs on the moon. They'll run right off the damn thing.

    This actually raises an interesting question:

    What IS the escape velocity of the moon? Could a really fast dog achieve orbit? What about...a cheetah? Or a fucking lemur! Imagine a ring tail in a spacesuit jumping like 200 feet!

    All I'm saying is that people bouncing around up there is so 1969...toss a kangaroo or something on that bad boy, let's see what that looks like.

    I'm only interested in fresh, novel moonbounce visuals tyvm

    Well they couldnt actually run on the moon because of the gravity.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    I fuckin' love space and space exploration and all that but there's an actual case to be made about focusing all these minds and resources on this when we've got world-ending problems rapidly approaching that need to be solved. But "THE MOON!" allows conservative politicians to act like they're pro-science in one hand while denying science for anything they find politically inconvenient on the other.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    When we get to the moon we ban the conservatives.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I fuckin' love space and space exploration and all that but there's an actual case to be made about focusing all these minds and resources on this when we've got world-ending problems rapidly approaching that need to be solved. But "THE MOON!" allows conservative politicians to act like they're pro-science in one hand while denying science for anything they find politically inconvenient on the other.

    I'm not sure you read the post and understood it fully.

    We

    Are

    Going

    To

    The

    Moon

    To

    Stay

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    pfffffff

    how can they even build a sound stage large enough to film humanity?

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I fuckin' love space and space exploration and all that but there's an actual case to be made about focusing all these minds and resources on this when we've got world-ending problems rapidly approaching that need to be solved. But "THE MOON!" allows conservative politicians to act like they're pro-science in one hand while denying science for anything they find politically inconvenient on the other.

    Honestly? We’re kinda fucked at this point on that front so might as well fuck around on the moon for a couple years before the earth burns.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I would friggin LOVE to see some dogs on the moon. Trying to run around in 1/8th gravity, trying to go outside to chase moon squirrels, wondering what the hell is up with the sun being blue

    Did you ever see that footage of cats on zero gravity, shits hilarious

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Also Obligatory:


    Not that I’m astronaut material but I’m not sure i’d want to stay on the moon. Still too close, get me the fuck outta here.

    Holy shit, this was funny.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    but i don't want to go to the moon


    But you might die if you go to the moon!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I would friggin LOVE to see some dogs on the moon. Trying to run around in 1/8th gravity, trying to go outside to chase moon squirrels, wondering what the hell is up with the sun being blue

    Did you ever see that footage of cats on zero gravity, shits hilarious

    Show me a basset hound in low g

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    but i don't want to go to the moon


    But you might die if you go to the moon!

    don't tease me

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    but i don't want to go to the moon


    But you might die if you go to the moon!

    don't tease me

    No, seriously, it’s really super dangerous!

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    we're fast approaching the first man to die on the moon

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I would friggin LOVE to see some dogs on the moon. Trying to run around in 1/8th gravity, trying to go outside to chase moon squirrels, wondering what the hell is up with the sun being blue

    Did you ever see that footage of cats on zero gravity, shits hilarious

    Show me a basset hound in low g

    We are at best 70 years from allowing anything above plants and bees on the moon.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I fuckin' love space and space exploration and all that but there's an actual case to be made about focusing all these minds and resources on this when we've got world-ending problems rapidly approaching that need to be solved. But "THE MOON!" allows conservative politicians to act like they're pro-science in one hand while denying science for anything they find politically inconvenient on the other.

    I’m not totally opposed to this line of thinking, except that a lot of brilliant, capable people are wasted doing much less useful things than working at NASA.

    And while technology is essential to solving our biggest problems, our success is more dependent on political advancement than scientific innovation.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    we're fast approaching the first man to die on the moon

    sign me the fuck up

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    We actually have more than enough of both money and smart people to work on space travel and on Earth problems and it need not be an either/or scenario

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    we're fast approaching the first man to die on the moon

    Or Woman!

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    We actually have more than enough of both money and smart people to work on space travel and on Earth problems and it need not be an either/or scenario

    Exactly.

    If we have the political will to do it. Which is the bigger hurdle than lack of technology.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    We actually have more than enough of both money and smart people to work on space travel and on Earth problems and it need not be an either/or scenario
    Solving space travel problems literally leads to technologies that also solve problems on Earth.

    Take money out of the defense budget and leave NASA alone.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    We actually have more than enough of both money and smart people to work on space travel and on Earth problems and it need not be an either/or scenario
    Solving space travel problems literally leads to technologies that also solve problems on Earth.

    Take money out of the defense budget and leave NASA alone.

    Sounds like someone loves terrorism

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Uriel wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    We actually have more than enough of both money and smart people to work on space travel and on Earth problems and it need not be an either/or scenario
    Solving space travel problems literally leads to technologies that also solve problems on Earth.

    Take money out of the defense budget and leave NASA alone.

    Sounds like someone loves terrorism

    On the contrary, if we don’t go to the moon, the terrorists win!

    Edit: at this point, if we piled everything about the F-35 onto a rocket it and shot it into the sun and never spoke of it again, it would be cheaper than the amount of money spent on that dogshit fighter. Cancel and burn everything related to the F-35 and use the savings to buy housing for all the nation’s homeless.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    What's the air conditioning situation like on the moon? I tend to run a little warm.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    We actually have more than enough of both money and smart people to work on space travel and on Earth problems and it need not be an either/or scenario
    Solving space travel problems literally leads to technologies that also solve problems on Earth.

    Take money out of the defense budget and leave NASA alone.

    Sounds like someone loves terrorism

    On the contrary, if we don’t go to the moon, the terrorists win!

    Edit: at this point, if we piled everything about the F-35 onto a rocket it and shot it into the sun and never spoke of it again, it would be cheaper than the amount of money spent on that dogshit fighter. Cancel and burn everything related to the F-35 and use the savings to buy housing for all the nation’s homeless.

    But my air superiority! How will I know I'm breathing superior air if it's not being protected by air-superiority vehicles?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I would friggin LOVE to see some dogs on the moon. Trying to run around in 1/8th gravity, trying to go outside to chase moon squirrels, wondering what the hell is up with the sun being blue

    Did you ever see that footage of cats on zero gravity, shits hilarious

    Tintin and Snowy went to the moon.

    Blazing blue barnacles, isn't that enough?!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    We actually have more than enough of both money and smart people to work on space travel and on Earth problems and it need not be an either/or scenario
    Solving space travel problems literally leads to technologies that also solve problems on Earth.

    Take money out of the defense budget and leave NASA alone.

    Sounds like someone loves terrorism

    On the contrary, if we don’t go to the moon, the terrorists win!

    Edit: at this point, if we piled everything about the F-35 onto a rocket it and shot it into the sun and never spoke of it again, it would be cheaper than the amount of money spent on that dogshit fighter. Cancel and burn everything related to the F-35 and use the savings to buy housing for all the nation’s homeless.

    But my air superiority! How will I know I'm breathing superior air if it's not being protected by air-superiority vehicles?

    The F-22 Raptor exists.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    I could build a balsa wood glider fulfills its mission better than the F-35

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    What's the air conditioning situation like on the moon? I tend to run a little warm.

    Like do we need to go underground when the sunlight hits the surface?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    What's the air conditioning situation like on the moon? I tend to run a little warm.

    Like do we need to go underground when the sunlight hits the surface?

    you'd probably spend most of your time underground anyway

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I thought living underground was cool when it was undergr...

    Fuck.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    the moon stinks, and technically the round trip to minmus is a lower delta-V anyway

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Have y'all seen the video of the dog that thinks the moon is a ball stuck in the sky? (technically correct i guess)

    That dog should get to go to the moon.

    broken image link
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I fuckin' love space and space exploration and all that but there's an actual case to be made about focusing all these minds and resources on this when we've got world-ending problems rapidly approaching that need to be solved. But "THE MOON!" allows conservative politicians to act like they're pro-science in one hand while denying science for anything they find politically inconvenient on the other.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnV84PcfV7Q

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
    the moon stinks, and technically the round trip to minmus is a lower delta-V anyway

    What does the moon smell like, if it stinks?

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH NASA

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    What's the air conditioning situation like on the moon? I tend to run a little warm.

    Like do we need to go underground when the sunlight hits the surface?

    you'd probably spend most of your time underground anyway

    I've never done that so that sounds neat but claustrophobic at the same time.

    If crwth is stuck watching our dogs, can I get someone better to watch my cat?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    MY DOG DOESNT LIKE CRWTH

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