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In 1957, Jim Henson was approached by the company Wilkins Coffee to produce commercials for them. They could only be ten seconds long, (eight seconds for the commercial pitch, followed by a two-second shot of the product) so the humor had to be simple and hit hard and fast. He created the muppets Wilkins and Wotkins to star in them, and from 1957 to 1961 they starred in 179 commercials. Wilkins loved Wilkins Brand coffee, and Wotkins hated it, and the solution decided on for the problem of how to make a distinct impression with a joke you only have eight seconds to tell was to have Wilkins harm or kill Wotkins over and over again. It's quite odd to see a muppet kill another muppet, let alone to see them do it over and over again, but here's ten minutes worth of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVewx3-9x24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxLyuw5bdyk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf9-M8npGiA

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Wtf, amazing

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    @Bogart i'm watching this video: Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger (Live at River Plate Stadium 2009)

    top comment:
    This is magical. Sorry for my bad english, I'm from Liverpool.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Is Wontkin Frank Oz?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    No use la croixing over spilled seltzer

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    I've discovered that my cushy life as an American has made me useless. I was fully prepared to call someone and pay them hundreds of dollars to cut down the large branch that was hanging from a tree above my garage. My neighbor from Ecuador and his father helped me do it with a rope, a 30 foot ladder (not a big enough ladder to even reach the branch), and a machete.

    My neighbor climbed to the top of the ladder and then climbed another 10 feet or so and chopped it down, by hand, with a machete. We counterweighted it using the rope and let it down slowly.


    I brought out head lamps and a sawsall, and asked if they maybe needed a chainsaw, and they laughed at me, because those are tools for dopes. What else do you need but a rope and a machete? I guess if I had grown up on a dirt floor shack in rural Ecuador I might have gained some skills by now.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I can't find anything official but that's gotta be Frank Oz.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I can't find anything official but that's gotta be Frank Oz.

    wikipedia says Frank Oz was born in 1944 and the Wilkins commercials aired in 1957.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I haven't seen a 'buy our product or we'll kill you' commercial in a very long time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPBXfnIpYI

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    we are all Frank Oz

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    ...this chat is substantially higher quality than the chats I’m used too...

    *looks at table full of forks*
    *sweats*

    What do I wear?

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I can't find anything official but that's gotta be Frank Oz.

    It's slightly off Kermit and slightly off Rowlf and I think Jim was both original voices

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Everyone should go watch Chernobyl, it very well may be the best piece of television I have ever watched

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I'm going to start calling myself The King of All Media but in the sense that I enjoy watching multiple things at once

    I think people will get it

    shit now I want to think of a word that rhymes with media that I can use to call myself. the king of all tedium. the king of all feed me yum. the king of all wikipedia.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Everyone should go watch Chernobyl, it very well may be the best piece of television I have ever watched

    *gasp*
    Better than Better Call Saul?
    Better than The West Wing?
    Better than season 6 of The Simpsons?!

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Medium is the singular of media

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Geth you can't give me threads while I'm streaming that's not cool man

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    media is the feminine form to the masculine medius

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    mode modus modality modern dance

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Don’t mediuk other peoples mediums

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Chungus is the unitary sort of Borgian sexual chocolate. Chanus is the masculine singular.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    @visiblehowl you should check out the video porp posted on FB of #1 dancing, it's hella adorbs omg

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  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Jim Henson did vines?

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Jim Henson did vines?

    He did all sorts of things, it was the 60s man.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    landshark!!

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    visiblehowl you should check out the video porp posted on FB of #1 dancing, it's hella adorbs omg

    okay #1 is super adorbs, but that girl he's dancing with is killin' it

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Frank Oz's eulogy for Jim Henson is one of the greatest eulogies in history, if only because it includes a story of how Jim Henson took naked pictures of him one time.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Everyone should go watch Chernobyl, it very well may be the best piece of television I have ever watched

    *gasp*
    Better than Better Call Saul?
    Better than The West Wing?
    Better than season 6 of The Simpsons?!

    yes

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    nothing is better than season six of the simpsons

    except season four
    and five

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the west wing is now unwatchable tho

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    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I can't find anything official but that's gotta be Frank Oz.

    wikipedia says Frank Oz was born in 1944 and the Wilkins commercials aired in 1957.

    Ah good point yeah

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Today I saw a dude in a hayfield doing the season’s first cutting.

    That seems incredibly early. Usually folks wait another month, and get one harvest in July and another in October.

    But if you can get an early cut in June, sometimes you can do another in August and a third in October or even November, weather permitting.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    When you're depressed and self-loathing, there's no bad time for cutting

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Would it be too much to ask for my neck and shoulder muscles to stop feeling like one united mass of tight soreness?

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
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    Outer Wilds really fucked with me about this

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    The most peaceful times of my life were on a tractor, cutting hay.

    The only thing is when you spend 3-4 hours at a time on a tractor, all the noise and shaking does something to your brain and any human interaction for a few hours afterwards tends to drive one up the wall.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I just got for real chills from Chernobyl whooooooooaaaaaaaa

    in that it's just 5 episodes I think it's a little too easy to say it's the best TV show I've ever seen, like I wouldn't put it on a list. but as far as being consistently satisfying, easy to digest while also truly deeply satisfying and well made? it's probably the best experience you could have with a TV show with nothing getting in the way of it.

    it's built perfectly

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Today I saw a dude in a hayfield doing the season’s first cutting.

    That seems incredibly early. Usually folks wait another month, and get one harvest in July and another in October.

    But if you can get an early cut in June, sometimes you can do another in August and a third in October or even November, weather permitting.

    Where was it? I mowed the grass for the first time in 2 weeks today, it was 11-12 inches deep in some places. I filled 3 of the 35 gallon bags mowing a 1/8th acre lot with a house, garage and driveway on it. It's rained so much here "watching the grass grow" would actually be exciting at this point.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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