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The [Elden Ring] Has Shattered (CLOSED SPOILERS)

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    radahn is without a doubt the worst boss they have ever had in the series

    died like 5x before i realised its not actually a boss, its literally a circuit training exercise designed by an idiot

    who the fuck thought this was a good idea

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    Given how easily you've beaten bosses people thought were hard or troublesome, that is a worrying sign Surrealitycheck.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Chance wrote: »
    If Elden Ring isn't the easiest Souls game, I need someone to point out the easier Souls game.

    DS3 probably.

    DS1 is significantly easier than 3 IMO. Compare like, Taurus demon to the graveyard guy or vordt.

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  • ChanceChance Registered User regular
    Man. That snake boss thingie.
    Under Volcano House.

    That took a couple tries. 130,000 runes tho!

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Given how easily you've beaten bosses people thought were hard or troublesome, that is a worrying sign Surrealitycheck.

    its not a boss

    ur not actually meant to fight him

    u ride in circles spamming adds to fuck up his ai then hit him when hes literally not attacking u

    its a joke

    hes not hard hes just one of the worst gimmicks they have ever put in

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Chance wrote: »
    If Elden Ring isn't the easiest Souls game, I need someone to point out the easier Souls game.

    DS3 probably.

    DS1 is significantly easier than 3 IMO. Compare like, Taurus demon to the graveyard guy or vordt.

    Fun fact, the Souls games got harder as time went along, it was the players who got better.

    Elden Ring is properly difficult and if I went back and played DS2 or DS1 right now... well, first, they would feel unbearably jank and slow, but second I don't think there's a proper difficult boss like, say, Radahn. Or Sword Saint Isshin. Or Orphan of Kos. Midir or Friede.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Chance wrote: »
    If Elden Ring isn't the easiest Souls game, I need someone to point out the easier Souls game.

    DS3 probably.

    DS1 is significantly easier than 3 IMO. Compare like, Taurus demon to the graveyard guy or vordt.

    I know I'll be a minority here, but I honestly found Bloodborne the easiest of the souls games. Ludwigs is stupid overpowered, you can range parry, the aggression is perfect and it doesn't have any covenant bullshit getting in the way of the platinum trophy in the game. Given it's the only souls game I have successfully platinumed, I think that's my main evidence as to its relative ease compared to the other games.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Given how easily you've beaten bosses people thought were hard or troublesome, that is a worrying sign Surrealitycheck.

    its not a boss

    ur not actually meant to fight him

    u ride in circles spamming adds to fuck up his ai then hit him when hes literally not attacking u

    its a joke

    hes not hard hes just one of the worst gimmicks they have ever put in

    You can absolutely fight him solo and he's a lot less spammy. Found this out after I beat him and saw some videos but yeah, he's do-able.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Like I'm not judging tho, I tilted on that motherfucker for like 3 days lol

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    u can probs fight him solo but thats not the design intent

    ur meant to spam him with minions

    its just a shit design

    his posture meter is literally so large its meant to be filled by spam hits

    he took half an hour of my time whatever its just disappointing when u realise u thought there was an interesting problem but its just stupid

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I found a few stone sword keys so I went back to the starting cave to check out what's behind that gargoyle forcefield.

    Pain. Pain is behind that gargoyle forcefield.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    u can probs fight him solo but thats not the design intent

    Yes but you can do it and his behavior changes depending on if you summon a ton of NPCs or not, so both ways are just fine. Seems like they thought about it.

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I found a few stone sword keys so I went back to the starting cave to check out what's behind that gargoyle forcefield.

    Pain. Pain is behind that gargoyle forcefield.
    I did that today too! It's surprisingly dense for such a small dungeon, I really liked it.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    if riding in circles summoning npcs and spamming ranged attacks instantly makes a boss trivial the boss is dogshit

    obviously there are harder ways to do him

    there always are. the problem is that hes obviously designed to be fought that way. its why he comes with like 9 summon portals

    in his phase 2 he has 3 attacks. three

    awful

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    if riding in circles summoning npcs and spamming ranged attacks instantly makes a boss trivial the boss is dogshit

    obviously there are harder ways to do him

    there always are. the problem is that hes obviously designed to be fought that way. its why he comes with like 9 summon portals

    in his phase 2 he has 3 attacks. three

    awful

    Then why does his behavior change if you opt not to use them?

    This entire game is based around doing shit how you want. I dunno.

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Honestly that boss sounds up my alley, I love the gimmick of fighting alongside a bunch of NPCs.

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Honestly that boss sounds up my alley, I love the gimmick of fighting alongside a bunch of NPCs.

    Oh its an absolute fucking nightmare.

    But its optional and beatable.

  • KamarKamar Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Honestly that boss sounds up my alley, I love the gimmick of fighting alongside a bunch of NPCs.

    If I ever enjoyed that gimmick, it burnt out of me trying to clear SL1 Burnt Ivory King.

    I think I'll be fighting him alone.

  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    I was doing dex/int and running around carian slicing and glintstone pebbling and having a ball.
    1. Then I found the meteorite staff.
    2. Then I found rock sling
    3. Then I found the kitty hat with +5 int
    4. Then I found moonveil katana
    5. Then I realized I had the mats to upgrade it to +5 out of the gate

    Look at me. I am the boss now.

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I like the fashion I've landed on for my character, where he's just the top of a helmet poking out of a pile of cloak.
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  • Idx86Idx86 Long days and pleasant nights.Registered User regular
    Did I fuck up by
    killing Patches? Heard that he has some major value down the road. Need to decide if I should restart the game at this point.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    no u misunderstand

    the point isnt if hes hard or easy

    i beat him literally the first time i tried summon spamming

    the point is that hes very, very badly made

    he isnt interesting

    nobody is going to be like "i just beat elden ring, this guy was my favourite" because if u fight him 1v1 hes insanely basic

    usually im trolling the game but if i engage with a boss and then realise that using my brain was a waste of time and i should have been doing 420 kickflips on a pony while flinging rocks and spamming summons for a free win im going to be a little put out

    margit actually does stuff. probably. he didnt for me because his ai broke but other people report him doing things

    this dude? lol

    EDIT: in fairness im more annoyed than usual because i have had a very good bottle of 2008 rioja alta and frankly thats miyazakis problem

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  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Okay.

    Who is the total motherfucker who decided that a giant lobster needed a grabby claw and a stabby claw and sniper bubble shot and a shotgun bubble shot? Go on, raise your hand, I'm not going to be angry.
    I'm going to be livid.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    im sorry crustacean supremacy is just how it be get with evolution

    EDIT: BUFF CRABS NERF LOBSTERS

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    it just occurred to me that having a rune arc active is the ED equivalent to being body form/human/embered

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    can you lose a rune arc once its turned on?

  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    it's funny the giant crabs are nothing, you ride a circle around them they can't hit you and 3 to 4 hits with your trust crab cracker mace is all it takes.

    lobster is the devil though

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    there seems to be a real supply-demand mismatch between hosts and cooperators

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Ah_Pook wrote: »
    can you lose a rune arc once its turned on?

    think of it as an ember

    u die u lose

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Yeah rune arcs=humanity/human effigy/whatever it was in 3, great runes are a fun "choose your own bonus for being human form" system

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Do great rune benefits run out over time or until you die? I read they were temporary so never bothered with it.

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    I'm basically drowning in rune arcs; i have 20+ and i've been keeping a great rune active permanently since i killed godrick
    also
    i hate that i have to wear this hat because its effects are so good; but it looks so stupid
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  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    I'm basically drowning in rune arcs; i have 20+ and i've been keeping a great rune active permanently since i killed godrick
    also
    i hate that i have to wear this hat because its effects are so good; but it looks so stupid
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    This is a hat for @Arch

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  • ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    Crabs freak me out in real life. They're delicious and I love eating them but fuck they move weird.

    The crabs in this game not only move weird but they also like to ambush you and fuck that.

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Do great rune benefits run out over time or until you die? I read they were temporary so never bothered with it.

    the last until you die

    like being embered or human or body formed

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  • DrascinDrascin Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Chance wrote: »
    If Elden Ring isn't the easiest Souls game, I need someone to point out the easier Souls game.

    DS3 probably.

    DS1 is significantly easier than 3 IMO. Compare like, Taurus demon to the graveyard guy or vordt.

    I kinda feel the Dark Souls games get progressively harder as From mostly believes the hype about the games being So Hard You Guys.

    Like, DS1 isn't actually that hard with the exception of a couple spikes. It just punishes uncautiousness harder than a catholic nun. I've seen people slowly manage to beat the game when they started at a level that keese in Zelda OOT gave them trouble, simply by playing carefully. Most of the fights are more puzzles than tests of reaction and technique.

    By 3, the simple fact is that if you're not already pretty decent at action games and have a significant amount of execution skill you're not going to beat the game, end of.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited March 2022
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Chance wrote: »
    If Elden Ring isn't the easiest Souls game, I need someone to point out the easier Souls game.

    DS3 probably.

    DS1 is significantly easier than 3 IMO. Compare like, Taurus demon to the graveyard guy or vordt.

    Fun fact, the Souls games got harder as time went along, it was the players who got better.

    Elden Ring is properly difficult and if I went back and played DS2 or DS1 right now... well, first, they would feel unbearably jank and slow, but second I don't think there's a proper difficult boss like, say, Radahn. Or Sword Saint Isshin. Or Orphan of Kos. Midir or Friede.

    I have skipped over Bloodborne and Sekiro and can confirm there is a SPIKE in difficulty between DS3 and Elden Ring if you take certain bosses out of order. Granted, I'm hardly the best player, but having cleared 3 of these games and all of their DLC, I am still having to do a lot re-adjusting to enemy attack patterns that you just can't seem to out range which I assume comes from BB. Melee just seems sub optimal for some bosses and God help you if you have a slow weapon attack speed for some. Full screen enemy gap closers and relentless combo attacks, absolutely ridiculous overhead tracking the worst I've seen since DS2. There are clearly cheese options and grinding, but yeah, this is not an easy game.

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2022
    Hachface wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Do great rune benefits run out over time or until you die? I read they were temporary so never bothered with it.

    the last until you die

    like being embered or human or body formed

    Amazing. I have never read a description that said that. Everywhere I read said only a temporary buff, but a permanent buff until death isn’t bad at all! Yeah thought it just lasted a few minutes so never bothered with them.

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  • ChanceChance Registered User regular
    if riding in circles summoning npcs and spamming ranged attacks instantly makes a boss trivial the boss is dogshit

    obviously there are harder ways to do him

    there always are. the problem is that hes obviously designed to be fought that way. its why he comes with like 9 summon portals

    in his phase 2 he has 3 attacks. three

    awful

    I don't even want to watch the streamer who does that boss without summons. And yes, beyond a few moments where his attention was on me and I was desperately trying to get back on Torrent, that was... the most boring boss fight in the game. Yeah. Tedious.

    Super stylish, though.

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  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Chance wrote: »
    If Elden Ring isn't the easiest Souls game, I need someone to point out the easier Souls game.

    DS3 probably.

    DS1 is significantly easier than 3 IMO. Compare like, Taurus demon to the graveyard guy or vordt.

    Fun fact, the Souls games got harder as time went along, it was the players who got better.

    Elden Ring is properly difficult and if I went back and played DS2 or DS1 right now... well, first, they would feel unbearably jank and slow, but second I don't think there's a proper difficult boss like, say, Radahn. Or Sword Saint Isshin. Or Orphan of Kos. Midir or Friede.

    I have skipped over Bloodborne and Sekiro and can confirm there is a SPIKE in difficulty between DS3 and Elden Ring if you take certain bosses out of order. Granted, I'm hardly the best player, but having cleared 3 of these games and all of their DLC, I am still having to do a lot re-adjusting to enemy attack patterns that you just can't seem to out range which I assume comes from BB. Melee just seems sub optimal for some bosses and God help you if you have a slow weapon attack speed for some. Full screen enemy gap closers and relentless combo attacks, absolutely ridiculous overhead tracking the worst I've seen since DS2. There are clearly cheese options and grinding, but yeah, this is not an easy game.

    You outplay or outlevel Souls bosses. I'm sure I've outleveled a bunch of minors ones by now.

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