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Neighbors are the worst

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    We have a park across the road from us, which is lovely. Across the road from the park, however, is a house stacked to the brim with white trash.

    It was a thing where on Friday, Saturday, and sometimes Sunday evenings/nights, they'd have too much to drink and then have full-volume shrieking/screaming matches with each other.

    Up until I got sick of it and started yelling at them as loudly as I could from across the park to "SHUT UP, BOGANS!" every time they got started.

    Only took a couple of weeks and they've been mostly quiet for quite some time, now.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    My neighbours have a trampoline and let me tell you them neighbour children like them some trampoline, they live to tramp it up! They'll tramp for hours day and night sometimes they'll put their cat on the tramp, one time there was a bunch of fruit on the tramp! Oranges and apples and neighbour children just trampin, sometimes they tramp in the dark after the sun goes down, you can't see em but you know they're trampin, you can hear that ol tramp

    Schmimpy you should offer to grease their springs for them! That would help keep the noise down, and endear you to them as a helpful and friendly neighbour!

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Teach them how to double bounce and introduce those kids to a whole new world of geevious bodily injury.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I was at a friend's house and their kids invited me to "jump on their tramp" and I said I hope the tramp consented and they looked baffled while the adults cracked it

    I guess that noun doesn't have the same rich set of meanings in us English

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    I never was exactly sure which meaning the song used.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I was at a friend's house and their kids invited me to "jump on their tramp" and I said I hope the tramp consented and they looked baffled while the adults cracked it

    I guess that noun doesn't have the same rich set of meanings in us English
    It does, but kids don't always know it.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I've never heard anyone shorten trampoline to tramp in the US so sadly that double entendre would not translate

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've never heard anyone shorten trampoline to tramp in the US so sadly that double entendre would not translate

    Really makes you think about Lady and the Tramp in a new light.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I don't know why they changed the name of the movie from the original work, Lady and the Trampoline

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I've never heard anyone shorten trampoline to tramp in the US so sadly that double entendre would not translate

    I've only ever heard it here! You definitely wouldn't shorten it in the UK or australia, you'd get looks.

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  • Descendant XDescendant X Skyrim is my god now. Outpost 31Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Neighbors.... my house is at the end of a cul-de-sac or dead end street so I have 9 houses or neighbors
    Well I live around a lot of rentals as back around 2008-2013 expect for my neighbor to my right no one lived in most of the other houses. Those shows that talk about how nature will take back stuff over time well various animals[ Coyotes, skunks, feral cats, tons of rabbits and tons of birds moved in and have yet to leave} The neighbor behind me to the right was feeding the cats and was getting aggressive notes about she should stop and why {they don't know what animals are in town as deer, cougars, and bears have been seen} The house behind me was a Meth house as for a few months it smelled like laundry detergents omnipresent. After they left bikers moved in and wrecked that house. The current people there have tired to set my backyard on fire 3 times and put up a screen so they don't have to look at my house from thier's

    One house that I am a neighbor with for 1 and 1/2 feet has a pool and can see down into my yard and 3 others but is a noisy party house whom the other day threatened to call the cops on us for using a weedwacker at 1900
    Now my long time neighbor is a old man sliding into grumpy
    Now it's a tale of dumb shit as back my father lived he and my neighbor got into it over the neighbor trying to start a HOA {he had tired 3 times since I have lived here} After my father died he felt we were calling the yard police Environmental Concerns because he was watering his lawn all the time. I had no idea who to call there was other bad blood as came over once saying he owed him 15k for the lost value on his house because ours was looking bad. There are tons of dumb things he has done but he figured out though his church he could use someone he knew As he started to turn us in for weeds This is what I got arrested for weeds! yes I went to court over having weeds in my yard! Because of last year and having a shitty schedule I was unable to care for the yard well I was unable because I was used to be up a night and I don't feel doing the yard at 3am would be been nice to my neighbors But the yard police are asses one suggested that I sell the house and get an APT I told him that would be worse another one talked about the broken windows theory which I told him that was very racist but he just went on saying why he felt we were bad for the area

    Going to court? For weeds in your yard? How is that even a thing?

    We had a house in town here that was pretty shabby. Like, no upkeep because the owner was basically an invalid shabby. The city took years to finally step in with an order to fix it up, but the cops would have never stepped in because they've got better things to do, like go after proper criminals.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    In Norman, if your grass got too shaggy and a neighbor complained, the city would come and mow your front lawn and write you a ticket for $150.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    our neighbors on one side are basically a cartoon of nice friendly people, they send us gifts at christmastime and say hello whenever they see us and let their dogs out to play with our dogs and everyone has a nice time

    on the other side is a man who at exactly 2:30 PM every weekday for several years went in his garage shirtless and blasted Insane in the Membrane

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I've never heard anyone shorten trampoline to tramp in the US so sadly that double entendre would not translate

    I've only ever heard it here! You definitely wouldn't shorten it in the UK or australia, you'd get looks.

    huh, maybe it's an east coast thing?

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I've never heard anyone shorten trampoline to tramp in the US so sadly that double entendre would not translate

    I've only ever heard it here! You definitely wouldn't shorten it in the UK or australia, you'd get looks.

    huh, maybe it's an east coast thing?

    (I was in Montana)

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I call trampolines tramps because it is stupid and self amusing I have never heard it done otherwise

    It's entirely possible I've lived my entire life without hearing another real life traditional analogue human being talk about trampolines

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    on the other side is a man who at exactly 2:30 PM every weekday for several years went in his garage shirtless and blasted Insane in the Membrane
    How's the bod?

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I call trampolines tramps because it is stupid and self amusing I have never heard it done otherwise

    It's entirely possible I've lived my entire life without hearing another real life traditional analogue human being talk about trampolines

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Neighbors.... my house is at the end of a cul-de-sac or dead end street so I have 9 houses or neighbors
    Well I live around a lot of rentals as back around 2008-2013 expect for my neighbor to my right no one lived in most of the other houses. Those shows that talk about how nature will take back stuff over time well various animals[ Coyotes, skunks, feral cats, tons of rabbits and tons of birds moved in and have yet to leave} The neighbor behind me to the right was feeding the cats and was getting aggressive notes about she should stop and why {they don't know what animals are in town as deer, cougars, and bears have been seen} The house behind me was a Meth house as for a few months it smelled like laundry detergents omnipresent. After they left bikers moved in and wrecked that house. The current people there have tired to set my backyard on fire 3 times and put up a screen so they don't have to look at my house from thier's

    One house that I am a neighbor with for 1 and 1/2 feet has a pool and can see down into my yard and 3 others but is a noisy party house whom the other day threatened to call the cops on us for using a weedwacker at 1900
    Now my long time neighbor is a old man sliding into grumpy
    Now it's a tale of dumb shit as back my father lived he and my neighbor got into it over the neighbor trying to start a HOA {he had tired 3 times since I have lived here} After my father died he felt we were calling the yard police Environmental Concerns because he was watering his lawn all the time. I had no idea who to call there was other bad blood as came over once saying he owed him 15k for the lost value on his house because ours was looking bad. There are tons of dumb things he has done but he figured out though his church he could use someone he knew As he started to turn us in for weeds This is what I got arrested for weeds! yes I went to court over having weeds in my yard! Because of last year and having a shitty schedule I was unable to care for the yard well I was unable because I was used to be up a night and I don't feel doing the yard at 3am would be been nice to my neighbors But the yard police are asses one suggested that I sell the house and get an APT I told him that would be worse another one talked about the broken windows theory which I told him that was very racist but he just went on saying why he felt we were bad for the area

    Going to court? For weeds in your yard? How is that even a thing?

    We had a house in town here that was pretty shabby. Like, no upkeep because the owner was basically an invalid shabby. The city took years to finally step in with an order to fix it up, but the cops would have never stepped in because they've got better things to do, like go after proper criminals.

    I will post a pic of my house since i have to go to court again this wednesday about the weeds. On the way to work i walk past a house with trash in thier yard ( tons of old beer bottles plastic juice and other old beverage containers) another is full of wild grass and yet i got arrested for weeds

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Legalize weeds.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I’m sorry, this is a whole lot

    You

    You got arrested

    For a messy garden

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Is that unusual where you live

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    in NT the only thing you can be arrested for is being too sober

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Bare empty cells

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    I never want to own a home just because lawns are a stupid waste of time

    Then again my upstairs neighbors make so much noise up past like 5am which kind of sucks. I swear this morning it sounded like the kid got hold of a hammer or something

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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Grass lawns are boring and too much effort, rock and bark dust is ugly, I want to replace our lawns with clover.

    I'm sure it'll turn out to be awful in some other way I haven't heard about yet, but it's more interesting and seems easier to maintain.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    highly recommend gardens full of native grasses and perennials

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I, too, prefer lawns with taints

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Yeah lawns are good actually. They contribute to cooling the area in hotter climates and keep dust and mites from gathering. And they’re not that hard to maintain if they’re not huge or fancy and you’re not being anal about it.

    You just shouldn’t be treated as an actual criminal for letting it go a bit, holy shit.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I think lawns should be allowed to go buck wild, hack a footpath to your doorway and that's it, let deer and brambles and butterflies run the place

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Give it over to nature and let nature decide if you deserve to make it to and from your front door every day. You gotta earn that safe passage.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I haven't used a lawnmower since I was 15.

    I'm pretty sure they were designed by Satan

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Get some goats for lawn maintenance.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    but then you have to deal with goat maintenance

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Get a Gustav for goat maintenance.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    My parents’ house used to back onto an area of bushland that was infested with speargrass, and there was a period of time where whenever we got back from extended family holidays, the entire back yard would be a dense forest of spines and needles.

    So of course the first thing us kids did was dive straight into it and pretend to be velociraptors in the long grass.

    I’m surprised we all still have functioning eyes tbh

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    There's a kid in my neighborhood who likes to ride a riding lawnmower around in circles for hours.

    He's not mowing the lawn or anything.

    He just... he just likes to ride it around in circles.

    For hours.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Riding lawnmowers, what am I a rockafeller?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    There's a kid in my neighborhood who likes to ride a riding lawnmower around in circles for hours.

    He's not mowing the lawn or anything.

    He just... he just likes to ride it around in circles.

    For hours.

    Everyone needs a hobby.

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Also gunshots at random times.

    They do love their guns.

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