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Difference between umpires and [chat]

IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered User regular
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It's 4:30 on a Friday and I'm still at work, don't judge me. Continue debating language or making Rob Liefeld jokes or what have you.
Ilpala wrote:
Breaking it down between officiating game state and officiating game rules doesn't make sense because both umpires and refs do both! See umps throwing people out in baseball and refs deciding where forward progress stops in football.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    My failure is at an end

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    My failure is at an end

    Your failure has only just begun

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I was taught they’re synonyms. So unless you’re suggesting my English teacher was a LIAR...

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ScreampunkScreampunk TehSpectre Registered User regular
    this chat is outta here

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I was taught they’re synonyms. So unless you’re suggesting my English teacher was a LIAR...

    Probably but not necessarily about this.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    A referee enforces the rules of a game or sport, whereas an umpire is an extensive group of states or countries ruled over by a single monarch, an oligarchy, or a sovereign state

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Six wrote: »
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    I will probably only judge you on the liquor you consume.

    Secretly.

    Quietly.

    jungleroomx on
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    Are you flying the plane?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    I will probably only judge you on the liquor you consume.

    I learned that lesson a long time ago. I stay away from liquor and stick to white wine on planes. I don’t really know if being in a pressurized cabin makes you get drunk faster, but fuck it feels like it sometimes.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    Are you flying the plane?

    Not yet

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    The moment you enter an airport to the moment you leave, you're in a timeless nega-zone

    Have a whiskey and a breakfast burrito - all circadian customs wither under the fluorescent lights of the chronovoid

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ScreampunkScreampunk TehSpectre Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    I will probably only judge you on the liquor you consume.

    I learned that lesson a long time ago. I stay away from liquor and stick to white wine on planes. I don’t really know if being in a pressurized cabin makes you get drunk faster, but fuck it feels like it sometimes.
    You're drinking straight vodka with a grape in it, huh?

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    jungleroomx wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    I will probably only judge you on the liquor you consume.

    I learned that lesson a long time ago. I stay away from liquor and stick to white wine on planes. I don’t really know if being in a pressurized cabin makes you get drunk faster, but fuck it feels like it sometimes.
    It’s the altitude

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular

    Perfectly cromulent

    Happiness is within reach!
  • ScreampunkScreampunk TehSpectre Registered User regular
    blazp blozp

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Smoking blazpberries

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I'll have to collect this cheesy game. I remember it from a PC Gamer CD.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrath_of_the_Gods

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Painapple

    PSN: Honkalot
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    Perfectly cromulent

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Blazpberry is a sin against the gods

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Listen: I’m probably getting drunk on this flight. Please don’t judge me.

    Are you flying the plane?

    Not yet

    Do not try to fly planes
    https://youtu.be/OuTYrcnm_i4

    Magic Box
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Blorange

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Hello chat there is a giant spaceship down the road from me

    Bless your heart.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    giphy.gif

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2019
    I’m at a wedding but I’ll try to go take a picture of it before I leave tomorrow
    I heard it’s pregnant with 24 baby spaceships and that they’re inducing labor on Monday

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I guess this still can be purchased.
    http://mythweb.com/teachers/learning/wrath/order.html

  • AbdyAbdy Registered User regular
    Re: pocket chat

    Being in work pants with carpenter pockets and looking for your car keys shows you that there is such a thing as too many pockets

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    How do you do phone in back pocket, I don’t understand. Remove it every time you sit?

    The right way is phone front right and then keys/wallet combo in the front left.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Wallet/keys/travel card front right, phone front left

    Unless my shirt has a pocket, in which case wallet/travel card front right, keys front left, phone shirt

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    My failure is at an end

    I’m sorry for your loss

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    I got a pair of those truly wireless earbuds and while its battery carrying case is small it is just thick enough to be uncomfortable when in the same pocket as my phone. Don’t want it in with my wallet and keys pocket either. Now I’m figuring it was better with my old wired Bluetooth earbuds hanging on my neck.

  • ScreampunkScreampunk TehSpectre Registered User regular
    So.

    After Luigi's Mansion 3, where do you go? I'll tell you: Booigi's Mansion.

    You play ghost Luigi haunting a mansion and instead of bustin' ghosts you scare toads and stuff.

    Since it's Nintendo it'll all just turn out to be a boo that got ahold of Luigi's hat and Luigi shows up and they become best buds.

    The end

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  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Umpire?

    More like

    chumpire

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Umpire?

    More like

    chumpire

    chum pyre

    A friendly BBQ.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    The difference between umpires and vampires!

    One of them is an evil blood-sucking fiend

    The other one can only go out at night

    fuck gendered marketing
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I might collect this game.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Battle_of_Olympus

  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Umpire?

    More like

    chumpire

    chum pyre

    A friendly BBQ.

    Or fire-roasted fish guts

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Vampire?

    More like

    shampire

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ScreampunkScreampunk TehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So.

    After Luigi's Mansion 3, where do you go? I'll tell you: Booigi's Mansion.

    You play ghost Luigi haunting a mansion and instead of bustin' ghosts you scare toads and stuff.

    Since it's Nintendo it'll all just turn out to be a boo that got ahold of Luigi's hat and Luigi shows up and they become best buds.

    The end

    End credits scene: super crown falls on Booigi's head and Booigette is born.

    They make out.

    Fin

    Screampunk on
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