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are you supposed to wear underwear under swimwear?

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    no
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Is it as coarse and irritating as sand?

    Sand is cuddle dust, how dare you.

    but it gets everywhere!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2019
    just go nude, coward
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Is it as coarse and irritating as sand?

    Sand is cuddle dust, how dare you.

    but it gets everywhere!

    Who doesn't want cuddles everywhere.

    Maybe if that poor Jedi boy got more sand cuddles he wouldn't have gone crazy and murdered all those younglings!

    sarukun on
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    no
    My parents got me rashers from Australia, so they are all Christmas based.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    no
    I thought rashers were sausages

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    no
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought rashers were sausages

    A rasher is one (1) unit of bacon

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    no
    Cello wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought rashers were sausages

    A rasher is one (1) unit of bacon

    so what is a brimful of asha

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    no
    Mysst wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought rashers were sausages

    A rasher is one (1) unit of bacon

    so what is a brimful of asha
    Depends on how big your hat is

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    no
    Mysst wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought rashers were sausages

    A rasher is one (1) unit of bacon

    so what is a brimful of asha

    nothin', what's asha with you

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    no
    Mysst wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought rashers were sausages

    A rasher is one (1) unit of bacon

    so what is a brimful of asha

    Only 45

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    no
    Mysst wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought rashers were sausages

    A rasher is one (1) unit of bacon

    so what is a brimful of asha

    45

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    no
    More like Slowquin

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    no
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What the fuck is happening

    dick slips

    Very well.

    Carry on.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    just go nude, coward
    More like Slowquin

    Not slow, they were just sleeping.

    On a very comfortable pillow!

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    no
    My favorite swim trunks are a pair of green corduroy shorts.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    no
    This was a hell of a thread to stumble into at 4:16 on a Monday, I tell you what.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    My favorite swim trunks are a pair of green corduroy shorts.

    what on earth

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    no
    crwth wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    My favorite swim trunks are a pair of green corduroy shorts.

    what on earth

    Accept us and accept perfection.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    just go nude, coward
    Listen I have had friends that just claim that a regular ass pair of shorts is their swimsuit, and honestly, I've come to terms with it

    But corduroy? You're a fuckin' madman

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    no
    I had to do a lost bather drill in corduroy shorts when I was a summer camp lifeguard

    The extra weight almost made me a secondary casualty

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    no
    Lot of people here talking about cutting the netting out like some Godsmack cannibal?

    This is what you need to get.

    https://www.rei.com/product/125783/patagonia-wavefarer-board-shorts-mens?cm_mmc=aff_AL-_-169605-_-217145-_-NA&avad=217145_a15d07711

    I prefer blue!

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    just go nude, coward
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Lot of people here talking about cutting the netting out like some Godsmack cannibal?

    This is what you need to get.

    https://www.rei.com/product/125783/patagonia-wavefarer-board-shorts-mens?cm_mmc=aff_AL-_-169605-_-217145-_-NA&avad=217145_a15d07711

    I prefer blue!

    Nine inch inseam? Absolute cowardice.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    no
    Swimming the ocean can hardly be said to be extremely healthy or perfectly safe but literally everybody in this thread probably practices behaviors that are less helpful towards your health on a daily basis.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    no
    I got some trunks with like a 3 inch inseam

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Lot of people here talking about cutting the netting out like some Godsmack cannibal?

    This is what you need to get.

    https://www.rei.com/product/125783/patagonia-wavefarer-board-shorts-mens?cm_mmc=aff_AL-_-169605-_-217145-_-NA&avad=217145_a15d07711

    I prefer blue!

    Wow, Godsmack. That's a band I haven't thought about for a long old time.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    no
    Also the answer is no because most Womens' swimsuits do not have room for most Womens' underwear thank you for attending my TEDD talk

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    just go nude, coward
    Gundi wrote: »
    Swimming the ocean can hardly be said to be extremely healthy or perfectly safe but literally everybody in this thread probably practices behaviors that are less helpful towards your health on a daily basis.

    I'll thank you NOT to bring up my peculiar interest in headbutting moving passenger trains in this thread, thank you!

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    no
    I bought a bathing suit today that is emblazoned with bomb pops!

    I've ensured that my vacation next week will be filled with rain and cold temperatures

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    just go nude, coward
    Gundi wrote: »
    Swimming the ocean can hardly be said to be extremely healthy or perfectly safe but literally everybody in this thread probably practices behaviors that are less helpful towards your health on a daily basis.

    one day i will find the one that kills me

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    no
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Listen I have had friends that just claim that a regular ass pair of shorts is their swimsuit, and honestly, I've come to terms with it

    But corduroy? You're a fuckin' madman

    History will vindicate me.

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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    no
    Problem: Corduroys make noise when walking in them.
    Solution: Swim in them?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    just go nude, coward
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Listen I have had friends that just claim that a regular ass pair of shorts is their swimsuit, and honestly, I've come to terms with it

    But corduroy? You're a fuckin' madman

    History will vindicate me.

    don't steal my bit, you corduroy monster

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    no
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Listen I have had friends that just claim that a regular ass pair of shorts is their swimsuit, and honestly, I've come to terms with it

    But corduroy? You're a fuckin' madman

    History will vindicate me.

    don't steal my bit, you corduroy monster

    You can't stop me.

    Nobody can stop the Corduroy Monster.

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    a corduroy monster
    another corduroy monster

    pooka on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    no
    Cool corduroy JNCOs there

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    folks,

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    just go nude, coward
    Board shorts

    More like

    Bored shorts

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    just go nude, coward
    crwth wrote: »
    folks,

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    where's that dragon's cock??

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