Happy being on the $2 tier must be either a joke or some sort of residual contract stipulation for Favreau. Aunt May could beat him up.
Scarlet Witch on the same tier is insane - she's like top three most powerful.
Widow on the top tier only makes sense if that's restricted to the OG team, which, OK, that's a reason, but it's dumb and also Hawkeye is one tier down so it's not even that.
Hawkeye three tiers above the likes of War Machine and Vision (!) is obviously insane.
You could argue Cap deserves a top tier spot for his tactical and inspirational abilities.
Groot, and baby Groot at that, at the $3 tier I mean what is wrong with you?
I can spend $7 and pretty much beat up the rest combined. Doctor Strange, Wanda and Vision: boom, everyone else is dead or in another dimension in about two seconds. Maybe Loki gets away but he sure af isn't sticking around to save Clint from getting instantly skewered by magic. Maybe Thor as well.
Also where is Carol? Fucking Happy gets on the list and no Carol? For shame, Entertainment Weekly. For shame.
The best way to get traction for a pop culture tweet is to include obviously bad takes, so congratulations EW, enjoy being talked about by angry nerds I guess
Also how the fuck is Hawkeye on the same level as Spider-Man
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
For the price of Hawkguy, you can have Rocket, Bucky and War Machine. One bow n' arrow or ALL THE GUNS?
It's baby Groot in the picture, so that's who I'm placing. Adult Groot would be $1, I think. I hemmed and hawed about putting Rocket higher because of his tech skills as well.
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I'd have Carol at $6 or $7. The only ones who might be able to take her in a fight are Loki and Strange because they're packing magic, and even then I wouldn't put a lot of money on it.
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I think Groot's various killing sprees (Guardians 1 and Infinity War are standing out) put him a bit higher than $0. Unless you're saying he's so good he should be a freebie for everyone?
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I'd want more questions answered before I commit to choices.
Like, has Rocket been given access to the standard Box of Scraps? If so I assume he's now equipped himself with something that can melt through vibranium or whatever he needs.
Going purely by bodycount, Happy got that one guard in IM2, and Baby Groot got a Ravager and a space rat, so he's ahead. Plus maybe whoever that toe belonged to. Oh, and a planet (assist points at least).
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Inquisitor772 x Penny Arcade Fight Club ChampionA fixed point in space and timeRegistered Userregular
Entertainment Weekly continues to be the worst publication that inexplicably still gets exclusives and shit so it sells well despite routinely having garbage articles and hot takes
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It's baby Groot in the picture, so that's who I'm placing. Adult Groot would be $1, I think. I hemmed and hawed about putting Rocket higher because of his tech skills as well.
Again: he has done some shit. Adult Groot is almost bulletproof--space-bulletproof, even--better with area attacks than Drax, and can regenerate (slowly) from a lot of injuries, so he would definitely be at the $2 level, but baby Groot has killed armed, grown aliens, so he should at least be $1.
Also, Valkyrie's not even listed on either chart but should be in the $4 tier, at least.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
That chart is lame and reductive.
Instead, lets debate a far more engrossing question:
Which three MCU characters would you bring with you on a bachelor/bachelorette party?
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ShadowenSnores in the morningLoserdomRegistered Userregular
I dunno, I think Tony Stark can make more fun and interesting things happen during a bachelor party than anyone else, if he's actually into it and trying to make it a good and fun time.
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I dunno, I think Tony Stark can make more fun and interesting things happen during a bachelor party than anyone else, if he's actually into it and trying to make it a good and fun time.
Except he's a total asshole nobody actually likes. I laugh at him on screen, but I would hate to be around him.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
I dunno, I think Tony Stark can make more fun and interesting things happen during a bachelor party than anyone else, if he's actually into it and trying to make it a good and fun time.
Tony Stark would be a horrid partymate.
He'd tell you marriage SUCKS, try to convince you to sleep with someone, and then get super drunk & cry about Pepper.
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
I dunno, I think Tony Stark can make more fun and interesting things happen during a bachelor party than anyone else, if he's actually into it and trying to make it a good and fun time.
Tony Stark would be a horrid partymate.
He'd tell you marriage SUCKS, try to convince you to sleep with someone, and then get super drunk & cry about Pepper.
And at some point he may piss his pants thinking he's in his Iron Man suit.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Bachelor Party
-- Thor
-- Rocket
-- Sam Wilson
Bachelorette Party
-- Valkyrie
-- Mantis
-- Thor
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For Rick Jones’ bachelor party (Hulk’s friend/psychiatrist), Captain America and Nick Fury got a stripper
I dunno, I think Tony Stark can make more fun and interesting things happen during a bachelor party than anyone else, if he's actually into it and trying to make it a good and fun time.
Except he's a total asshole nobody actually likes. I laugh at him on screen, but I would hate to be around him.
It's a trade off. Like, if he actually put the effort in to make it dope, I'm confident that it'd be better than anything anyone else could put together. And then you put up with him being an asshole.
It's like, do you want a pretty good party or do you want the best party ever but you have to put up with an asshole.
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Also how the fuck is Hawkeye on the same level as Spider-Man
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I'd move Vision and Strange up to $5 since they're both powered by infinity stones
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Based on the shenanigans of gotg 2, I feel the point stands.
Like, has Rocket been given access to the standard Box of Scraps? If so I assume he's now equipped himself with something that can melt through vibranium or whatever he needs.
Going purely by bodycount, Happy got that one guard in IM2, and Baby Groot got a Ravager and a space rat, so he's ahead. Plus maybe whoever that toe belonged to. Oh, and a planet (assist points at least).
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I mean nerds do yeah, but I think the rank goes Anime Fans, Smash Players, ARPG players, Console purists, and THEN we've also got to factor in oth-
Yeah but Jeremy Renner probably made more per movie than Tom Hiddleston.
Again: he has done some shit. Adult Groot is almost bulletproof--space-bulletproof, even--better with area attacks than Drax, and can regenerate (slowly) from a lot of injuries, so he would definitely be at the $2 level, but baby Groot has killed armed, grown aliens, so he should at least be $1.
Also, Valkyrie's not even listed on either chart but should be in the $4 tier, at least.
Instead, lets debate a far more engrossing question:
Which three MCU characters would you bring with you on a bachelor/bachelorette party?
I will not be taking questions at this time.
And I acknowledge that they probably ditch me the first time I go to the bathroom.
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Except he's a total asshole nobody actually likes. I laugh at him on screen, but I would hate to be around him.
Tony Stark would be a horrid partymate.
He'd tell you marriage SUCKS, try to convince you to sleep with someone, and then get super drunk & cry about Pepper.
And at some point he may piss his pants thinking he's in his Iron Man suit.
-- Thor
-- Rocket
-- Sam Wilson
Bachelorette Party
-- Valkyrie
-- Mantis
-- Thor
And then they watched a soft core porno
......starring his fiancée....
It's a trade off. Like, if he actually put the effort in to make it dope, I'm confident that it'd be better than anything anyone else could put together. And then you put up with him being an asshole.
It's like, do you want a pretty good party or do you want the best party ever but you have to put up with an asshole.
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