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Begun, the Cheese Wars Have

joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class TraitorSmoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
Cheese. It’s good. But not all cheese is created equal.

Let the battle lines be drawn. There will be blood spilt this day.

Begun, the Cheese Wars Have 123 votes

Brie
9%
SporkAndrewButlerPinfeldorfMortal SkyMrMonroepyromaniac221TheStigzekebeauDisruptedCapitalistCelloEtchwartsAlexandier 12 votes
Muenster
4%
Munkus BeaverDarkPrimusXaquinLibrarian's ghostjoshofalltradesSenorTacos 6 votes
Cheddar
37%
MachwingShortyDarmakMulysaSemproniusHoukIndie WinterJansonWeaverDex DynamoLindsay LohanVeldrinBroloBloodsheedUnbrokenEvavalhalla130MaddocBucketmanFlarneNorgothspono 46 votes
Swiss
5%
bsjezzWimbleZonugalmcpPlatyWisemanTenzytile 7 votes
Gouda
10%
Kane Red RobeStericaDouglasDangerButtersSageinaRageRhesus PositiveGrey GhostFig-DLucedesknitdanGvzbgulEvilCakeChall 13 votes
Mozzarella
13%
WhippyKevin CristPerrsunsarukunDepressperadoUrielgodmodemiscellaneousinsanityStiltsBlankZoeSorcePsykomaDonnictonKaplarWhittledownLoisLaneBillyIdle 17 votes
Provolone
5%
ToxSlacker71ChincymcchillaVirgil_Leads_YouDaypigeonshalmeloInvectivus 7 votes
Gorgonzola
3%
tynicMedium DavehonovereHermano 4 votes
Bleu
2%
Raijin QuickfootSLyMJuggernut 3 votes
Joke option American
6%
KadithPeasHeadCreepsRorshach KringlePeenCorporateLogoCap'n SEGcB557 8 votes
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Posts

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Colby jack

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Muenster
    It’s Muenster.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Gouda
    Out of those? Gouda

    Works well in a toastie

    St Agur, cambozola and Cornish yarg may be superior, though

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Cheddar
    I will also take a Cheshire if given the opportunity

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Muenster
    I was going to make a very comprehensive list of cheeses but I am only allowed 10 poll choices.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Chedder, provalone and mozzarella are probably tied on that list for me but honestly I...

    Don't really like cheese that much

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Muenster
    Uriel wrote: »
    Chedder, provalone and mozzarella are probably tied on that list for me but honestly I...

    Don't really like cheese that much

    You picked the only wrong option

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bleu
    This is too similar to my Grilled Cheese Thread®

    I'll see you in court.

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    I like a good, sharp, cheddar.

    Gouda is also good I think.

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Mozzarella because it’s on pizzas but also when it’s not on pizzas it’s still fucking great.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bleu
    Fuck... How is Havarti not on there?

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Muenster
    Well shit, Raijin, I didn’t even see your thread. Sorry dog.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Gouda
    Ooo, or halloumi

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    I could go for like, a turkey sandwich with provalone.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bleu
    Well shit, Raijin, I didn’t even see your thread. Sorry dog.

    That's a good defense. The jury is never going to buy it though!

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    Is it a glamourous cheese, no

    Is it fancy or innovative, no

    But cheddar puts in the work and it deserves respect

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Muenster
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Is it a glamourous cheese, no

    Is it fancy or innovative, no

    But cheddar puts in the work and it deserves respect

    A good sharp cheddar belongs on every cheese and sausage board

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    No gruyere option?

    Go fuck yourself, Josh. Just because by all rights you're a wonderful person doesn't mean you get away with this crime!

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Mozzarella is the best general purpose cheese

    Parmesan is my favorite cheese flavor but isn't suitable to be used for, like, just having it on a turkey sandwich or some shit

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Parm is good

    But very expensive in these parts.

    All we ever have around here is the fake kind

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Mozzarella
    https://youtu.be/iQupEyj74Vc

    provolone is my go-to for sandwiches however

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  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Where Parmesean, where Feta, where Asiago, Fontina Pecorino Havarti and Romano

    This lactose intolerance will not be tolerated, all cheese are good cheeses, Bront.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    Uriel wrote: »
    Chedder, provalone and mozzarella are probably tied on that list for me but honestly I...

    Don't really like cheese that much

    You picked the only wrong option

    Hey

    My pick was the first post after your op

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bleu
    I voted for Bleu as a protest for all of the cheeses not listed.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Swiss
    Where the hell is pepper jack?!?!?

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    Give me a cheddar so sharp it makes my eyes water and a bottle of port and let me die

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    The only blood spilt this day is the blood of the people who unironically picked American cheese!

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bleu
    Let's switch up the question.

    If you could only have 1 cheese for the rest of your life what would it be?

    You have to consider versatility here.

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    no cheese never ever

    me against the world

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    Let's switch up the question.

    If you could only have 1 cheese for the rest of your life what would it be?

    You have to consider versatility here.

    Uh, same answer?

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Cheddar
    I am sticking with my pick, doubly so if we only get one forever

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Muenster
    All of the above

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    The whole conceit of this thread is nonsense

    The context of the cheese is profoundly important. Is it on a sandwich? Is the sandwich grilled? Those are two different cheese needs.

    To say nothing of a pizza, a gratin, a cheese board, a hamburger, a salad, a pasta

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I don't care for Brie or Bleu

    Everything else is fair game

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bleu
    I would say Cheddar is the most versatile.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Brie
    For tacos? Cheddar and colby. For pizza? Mozz and ricotta. For a meat and cheese platter? Brie for dipping and havarti for putting on your crackers.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Brie
    Where the FUCK is havarti

    Anyway, brie turns out to be so good in so many ways that my friends and I had a brie-centric party and every food with it ruled separately from each other

    Would do again

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Cheddar
    #pipe wrote: »
    The whole conceit of this thread is nonsense

    The context of the cheese is profoundly important. Is it on a sandwich? Is the sandwich grilled? Those are two different cheese needs.

    To say nothing of a pizza, a gratin, a cheese board, a hamburger, a salad, a pasta

    Cold roast beef with cheddar and horseradish
    Grilled cheese with cheddar and bacon
    BBQ chicken pizza with cheddar
    Potatoes au gratin with a cheddar beer cheese
    Cowboy burger with cheddar, onion rings and BBQ sauce
    Cheese board with sausage and cheddar
    Spinach salad with cheddar, broccoli, croutons, red onions, bacon, and ranch

    Pasta... hmm, if you're from Cincinnati you could argue chili with spaghetti and shredded cheddar, but I'm admittedly caught here

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Joke option American
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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Joke option American
    american cheese rules

    american cheese is in the foods that make me happiest

    do not joke about this very good cheese

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