Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

What's squishy, stretchy and transforms almost anything? ITS [Love]

1323335373841

Posts

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I was worried when I saw 153 unread posts on this thread and the maths conversation still seemed to be going strong, but I see we’ve progressed on from there quite nicely.

    JedocTynnanwebguy20godmodeNightDragonsarukunSorcechrishallett83Kruitenever die
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Kinky bastard

    NEVER AGAIN

    can you achieve orgasm without a rabbit tickling your balls with its ears

    ?

    Has to be a ginger rabbit though

    chrishallett83KruiteDoodmannJoolander
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Single-hand hooked axe, a mace, buckler, and a short bow. Just, you know, spread those attribute points around.

    hCpR4ri.jpg
    Steam: weavermatic xbox: weavermatico
    Elvenshae
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Single-hand hooked axe, a mace, buckler, and a short bow. Just, you know, spread those attribute points around.

    Hopefully not all at once, that’s a cramp just waiting to happen

    sarukunhonoverechrishallett83never die
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    God I wish stats were real I'd pump everything into luck and just haphazardly stumble into success and critical hits for my whole life.

    webguy20chromdomOrcaTynnansarukunSorcenever dieJoolander
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 14
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I was worried when I saw 153 unread posts on this thread and the maths conversation still seemed to be going strong, but I see we’ve progressed on from there quite nicely.

    Well, +5 now

    (153 + 5) + ?

    Xaquin on
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited August 14
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I was worried when I saw 153 unread posts on this thread and the maths conversation still seemed to be going strong, but I see we’ve progressed on from there quite nicely.

    Well, +5 now

    (153 + 5) + ?
    908m2xgy92ia.jpeg

    Veldrin on
    BroloDouglasDangerOrcachromdomJedocXaquinQuantumTurkgodmodeNightDragonElvenshaesarukunLiiyaSorceSnicketysnickchrishallett83DoodmannLaOsnever dieShortyJoolander
  • webguy20webguy20 Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Love thread, I love mexican restaurants. I'm going to miss the one next to my apartment I'm leaving.

    They get me.

    Yes, I would like a huge plate full of cheese and tortillas and chorizo and an irresponsibly large beer. I would like that very much, thank you.

    I get a little emotional about it.
    Juggernut wrote: »
    God I wish stats were real I'd pump everything into luck and just haphazardly stumble into success and critical hits for my whole life.

    The Dan Ryckert guide to life?

    Steam ID: Webguy20
    Origin ID: Discgolfer27
    Untappd ID: Discgolfer1981
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    oh god I just cut up a pepper and then rubbed my eyes

    hCpR4ri.jpg
    Steam: weavermatic xbox: weavermatico
    webguy20ElvenshaeSorcechrishallett83JedocLaOsnever dieJoolander
  • ArdArd Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    oh god I just cut up a pepper and then rubbed my eyes

    Wisdom was your dump stat then?

    WeaverJansonOrcaElvenshaesarukunhonovereSorcechrishallett83KruiteDoodmannOghulknever dieNaphtaliJoolander
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Is there any bigger indicator of being old than hurting your hip during sex

    I've totally had sex stop in its tracks from calf cramps.

    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters
    webguy20JansonDrZiplockKwoarunever die
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I was worried when I saw 153 unread posts on this thread and the maths conversation still seemed to be going strong, but I see we’ve progressed on from there quite nicely.

    Well, +5 now

    (153 + 5) + ?
    908m2xgy92ia.jpeg

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    The amount of matches I have that have never sent or responded to a message is starting to get depressing.

    hCpR4ri.jpg
    Steam: weavermatic xbox: weavermatico
    Doodmann
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited August 14
    Brainleech I don’t understand a single one of these!

    They’re wasted on me!

    e: oh ok I actually watched it and absolutely got it, so I guess not

    Veldrin on
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    I used Trig once, maybe a year out of high school, and I was so jazzed to be able to use it to solve an actual real-world scenario (friend wanted to build a triangular table).

    That was the last time I ever had to use Trig.

    webguy20never dieJoolander
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Trig was my downfall in high school, and "no math requirement" was one of the main reasons I decided to major in English in college.

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    this feels a little like the Oxford comma debate but for math dweebs instead of grammar dweebs

    THERE IS NO DEBATE THERE IS ONLY THE OXFORD COMMA OR FATUOUS IGNORANCE

    CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

    NightDragonElvenshaeVeldrinwebguy20Ketarchrishallett83OghulkXaquinfurlionKaplar
  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    this feels a little like the Oxford comma debate but for math dweebs instead of grammar dweebs

    THERE IS NO DEBATE THERE IS ONLY THE OXFORD COMMA, OR FATUOUS IGNORANCE

    CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

    lfchwLd.jpg
    sarukunVeldrinwebguy20NightDragonMcFodderKetarSorceGrey GhostProlegomenaKadithKruiteJedocXaquinchromdomnever dieJoolander
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Ow, my petard.

    Veldrinwebguy20McFodderSporkAndrewchromdomnever dieJoolander
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    this feels a little like the Oxford comma debate but for math dweebs instead of grammar dweebs

    THERE IS NO DEBATE THERE IS ONLY THE OXFORD COMMA OR FATUOUS IGNORANCE

    CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

    my side is sometimes it's good with it, sometimes it's good without it

    come

    at

    me

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    this feels a little like the Oxford comma debate but for math dweebs instead of grammar dweebs

    THERE IS NO DEBATE THERE IS ONLY THE OXFORD COMMA OR FATUOUS IGNORANCE

    CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

    my side is sometimes it's good with it, sometimes it's good without it

    come

    at

    me

    Don’t move for like 16 hours.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    this feels a little like the Oxford comma debate but for math dweebs instead of grammar dweebs

    THERE IS NO DEBATE THERE IS ONLY THE OXFORD COMMA OR FATUOUS IGNORANCE

    CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

    my side is sometimes it's good with it, sometimes it's good without it

    come

    at

    me

    Don’t move for like 16 hours.

    done and done

    sarukunchrishallett83chromdom
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    The amount of matches I have that have never sent or responded to a message is starting to get depressing.

    I know this all to well it's harrowing to say the least

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    God I wish stats were real I'd pump everything into luck and just haphazardly stumble into success and critical hits for my whole life.

    I'd pump everything into Intelligence, because 99% of the time INT builds are the most broken of them all

    camo_sig2.png
    PSN: AuthorFrost
    mageofstorm.png
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I wonder what stats I have pumped and what are my dump stats

    Probably Wisdom is my dump stat actually

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I hate maths and I hate numbers.

    Good day sir.

    sarukunJuggernut
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    I do blame my mother for doing year round school for us to test the theory of you lose 60% of what you learned over the summer as by the time I entered high school I knew some trig and how to use a slide rule. But I found how they taught math was dreadfully so boring and dry. But her plan of teaching year round did sadly also have a side effect she lamented that the need to learn did not go away for us.

    In short I don't disagree with people saying they hate math I just disagree with how it's taught
    And I confused myself buying $4 of stuff yesterday with a $20 as I thought I could give them a dollar to get back 17 but I knew it was wrong then I looked mentally at other ways I could do this with the change I had and the 20 and dollar
    A dark road of math quickly went though my head as the clerk took the bill and gave me my change

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I wonder what stats I have pumped and what are my dump stats

    Probably Wisdom is my dump stat actually
    I just tried a DnD stats quiz and apparently I am fairly average at everything.
    http://www.kevinhaw.com/add_quiz.php
    Dexterity and Charisma are slightly lower (10).

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Yeah it gave me Charisma 18 though so

    Either I have a very high opinion of myself or it's balls

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    edited August 14
    turns out my D&D class is Nerd.

    STR:9
    INT:15
    WIS:15
    DEX:10
    CON:10
    CHR:8

    honovere on
    bowen
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Strength: 13
    Intelligence: 11
    Wisdom: 15
    Dexterity: 12
    Constitution: 13
    Charisma: 12

    So I'm a moderately functional, neutral good stable hand with lots of folksy wisdom I guess.

    That sounds about right.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Str: 11
    Int: 13
    Wis: 14
    Dex: 13
    Con: 12
    Cha:18

    Also Jugs you are always pumping iron you must be more than strength 13

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 14
    Do you have a reputation amongst your freinds for being smart or clever?

    HA! HA!

    WHOSE THE ARBITER OF SMARTINESS NOW, JERKTEST?

    edit:

    looks at the next few questions



    oh...

    ChicoBlue on
    chromdomJoolander
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    edited August 14
    Solar wrote: »
    Str: 11
    Int: 13
    Wis: 14
    Dex: 13
    Con: 12
    Cha:18

    Also Jugs you are always pumping iron you must be more than strength 13

    Some of the questions were like "have you ever pulled a train or recieved the adulation of your countrymen for feats of daring physical do?" Or like, "have you ever popped a football with a single karate chop?"

    No who does those things?

    Juggernut on
    SolarJoolander
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    I've instantly run into a problem

    I have no idea how much I can bench press.

    Lord_Asmodeus.gifLord_Asmodeus2.gifz1i30sg.png
    Urielhonoveresarukunnever die
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    STR:10
    INT:11
    WIS:14
    DEX:8
    CON:10
    CHR:7

    BUT if you take into account the 5th Edition stat modifiers for goblins, as is appropriate:

    STR: 9
    INT: 11
    WIS: 13
    DEX: 10
    CON: 10
    CHA: 6

    Look-out, first level adventurers.

    sarukunElvenshaenever diepookaJoolander
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Str 7
    Int 12
    Wis 15
    Dex 12
    Con 5
    Charisma 11

    Not too bad

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My constitution is so bad

    I probably have like 1 hit point even if I were a martial class.

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    STR:10
    INT:11
    WIS:14
    DEX:8
    CON:10
    CHR:7

    BUT if you take into account the 5th Edition stat modifiers for goblins, as is appropriate:

    STR: 9
    INT: 11
    WIS: 13
    DEX: 10
    CON: 10
    CHA: 6

    Look-out, first level adventurers.

    are puns a skill or part of chr/int?

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    STR:10
    INT:11
    WIS:14
    DEX:8
    CON:10
    CHR:7

    BUT if you take into account the 5th Edition stat modifiers for goblins, as is appropriate:

    STR: 9
    INT: 11
    WIS: 13
    DEX: 10
    CON: 10
    CHA: 6

    Look-out, first level adventurers.

    are puns a skill or part of chr/int?

    I think they're an all encompassing negative modifier.

    sarukunElvenshaeOrca
Sign In or Register to comment.