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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I got bored with that test and didn't know half the answers anyway

    .... so I'm guessing my stats are pretty low

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I remember taking that test years ago and uh back then I answered the "would you assassinate the President" again a little differently

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I got bored with that test and didn't know half the answers anyway

    .... so I'm guessing my stats are pretty low

    You passed the test by not doing the test.

    The real stats were inside you all along.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I got bored with that test and didn't know half the answers anyway

    .... so I'm guessing my stats are pretty low

    You passed the test by not doing the test.

    The real stats were inside you all along.

    If Xaquin is full of stat points of we all team up on him and beat him up can we take his stats for ourselves?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I got bored with that test and didn't know half the answers anyway

    .... so I'm guessing my stats are pretty low

    You passed the test by not doing the test.

    The real stats were inside you all along.

    If Xaquin is full of stat points of we all team up on him and beat him up can we take his stats for ourselves?

    That would be the wight thing to do

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yes to imbue his stat points you must eat his heart

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    h-hey you guys

    LOOK AT THE DISTRACTION!
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Also look I'm the worst paladin ever

    Chaotic Good Human Paladin (4th Level)

    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 10
    Dexterity- 12
    Constitution- 8
    Intelligence- 13
    Wisdom- 11
    Charisma- 12

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Neutral Good Elf Monk (4th Level)


    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 11
    Dexterity- 12
    Constitution- 12
    Intelligence- 14
    Wisdom- 12
    Charisma- 12
    Alignment:
    Lawful Good XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
    Neutral Good XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (28)
    Chaotic Good XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
    Lawful Neutral XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
    True Neutral XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
    Chaotic Neutral XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
    Lawful Evil XXXXXXXXX (9)
    Neutral Evil XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    Chaotic Evil XXXXXXXXX (9)

    Law & Chaos:
    Law XXXXXX (6)
    Neutral XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
    Chaos XXXXXX (6)

    Good & Evil:
    Good XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
    Neutral XXXXX (5)
    Evil XXX (3)

    Race:
    Human XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
    Dwarf XXXX (4)
    Elf XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    Gnome XXXX (4)
    Halfling XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    HalfElf XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    HalfOrc XXXXXXXX (8)

    Class:
    Barbarian XXXX (4)
    Bard XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Cleric XXXX (4)
    Druid XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Fighter XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Monk XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
    Paladin XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    Ranger XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Rogue XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Sorcerer XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Warlock XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Wizard XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)

    Brolo on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Play nicely with Xaquin please. He is not a pinata.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I got wildly different stats from that second one:

    Strength- 12
    Dexterity- 12
    Constitution- 15
    Intelligence- 14
    Wisdom- 14
    Charisma- 11

    Sitting right on the cusp of CG and CN, and also right on the cusp of Bard and Ranger. Which does seem pretty accurate.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    STR:8
    INT:15
    WIS:17
    DEX:11
    CON:11
    CHR:10

    Yeah, maybe next I should roll a Wizard or Druid.

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Lawful Neutral Elf Wizard (4th Level)


    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 11
    Dexterity- 11
    Constitution- 11
    Intelligence- 14
    Wisdom- 14
    Charisma- 11

    The most eleven elven wizard... works even better in German.

    Also extremely close to chaotic and true neutral.

    honovere on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Madican wrote: »
    I remember taking that test years ago and uh back then I answered the "would you assassinate the President" again a little differently

    Yeah that question hasn't aged well...

    EDIT: Aww dangit, paladins are fucking nerds -

    Lawful Good Human Paladin (5th Level)

    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 15
    Dexterity- 16
    Constitution- 13
    Intelligence- 16
    Wisdom- 17
    Charisma- 12

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnmcw6kJ2HQ

    everyone shut up, shut up Lutz

    listen to this song and tell me what happens

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    It's funny seeing an actual super model on a dating app. Especially one that doesn't set off normal red flags. It's like, "HA...well fuck it, maybe she's into adreniline junkie goblins like me"

    50/50 bot or maybe she's getting the kind of attention she doesn't want and wants someone more down to earth?

    If it's the latter, someone's going to end up being her Nobby Nobbs. Maybe it's you!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Where's this D&D test everyone's taking?

    Edit: Oh found it, nevermind

    Moriveth on
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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Where's this D&D test everyone's taking?

    Edit: Oh found it, nevermind

    I found http://www.kevinhaw.com/add_quiz.php earlier in the thread but I'm not sure which one folks are doing now with different questions that also tells you your alignment/race/class.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    It's the one with 140 questions

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Einzel wrote: »
    I took the longer quiz and got lawful good human wizard.
    Str 12
    Dex 14
    Con 11
    Int 15
    Wis 17
    Cha 13

    I then started sending it around work so soon we will all be classified.

    Longer one: http://easydamus.com/character.html

    This'un

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Where's this D&D test everyone's taking?

    Edit: Oh found it, nevermind

    INT: 8

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnmcw6kJ2HQ

    everyone shut up, shut up Lutz

    listen to this song and tell me what happens

    Oh you mean the song most consistently able to make me cry?

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Neutral Good Fighter (3rd) / Paladin (3rd) :

    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 9
    Dexterity- 15
    Constitution- 14
    Intelligence- 14
    Wisdom- 16
    Charisma- 13

    That's a weak-ass fighter.

    chromdom on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Neutral Good Halfling Wizard (6th Level)


    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 15
    Dexterity- 15
    Constitution- 14
    Intelligence- 16
    Wisdom- 15
    Charisma- 13

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnmcw6kJ2HQ

    everyone shut up, shut up Lutz

    listen to this song and tell me what happens

    Oh you mean the song most consistently able to make me cry?

    Yeah, I got real sad about cats. Is that what was supposed to happen?

    GDdCWMm.jpg
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Chaotic Good Elf Rogue (4th Level)


    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 11
    Dexterity- 11
    Constitution- 12
    Intelligence- 13
    Wisdom- 13
    Charisma- 10

    Eh, about what I expected, I suppose.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Neutral Good Elf Cleric/Sorcerer (3rd/2nd Level)


    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 9
    Dexterity- 15
    Constitution- 9
    Intelligence- 17
    Wisdom- 11
    Charisma- 18

    Tis I.

    The smart guy with no common sense.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Neutral Good Human Ranger (5th Level)

    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 13
    Dexterity- 15
    Constitution- 15
    Intelligence- 14
    Wisdom- 13
    Charisma- 15
    Detailed Results:

    Alignment:
    Lawful Good
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
    Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
    Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
    Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
    Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
    Lawful Evil
    XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

    Law & Chaos:
    Law
    XXXXXX (6)
    Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Chaos --- XXXXX (5)

    Good & Evil:
    Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
    Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
    Evil ---- XXXX (4)

    Race:
    Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Elf
    XXXXXXXX (8)
    Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
    Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Half-Orc - XX (2)

    Class:
    Barbarian - XXXXXX (6)
    Bard
    XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Cleric ---- XXXXXX (6)
    Druid
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    Fighter --- XXXXXXXX (8)
    Monk
    XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
    Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
    Rogue
    XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Warlock --- XXXX (4)
    Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Pfft look at some of you with your high scores

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Neutral good human paladin and I'm not even gonna bother with the stats because jesus what a boring character

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Neutral good human paladin and I'm not even gonna bother with the stats because jesus what a boring character

    Hail, my boring brother, let's go get some drinks

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    well, today i am a

    Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (5th Level)

    Ability Scores:
    Strength- 13
    Dexterity- 13
    Constitution- 11
    Intelligence- 14
    Wisdom- 14
    Charisma- 15

    i was almost a gnome!

    and druid, pally, and rogue were sharp behind sorceror, so yeah
    i contain multitudes

    pooka on
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Neutral good human paladin and I'm not even gonna bother with the stats because jesus what a boring character

    If all the world was made up of neutral good paladins we'd be in a damn sight better state my friend

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I take some issue that I'm a ding dang elf.

    I ain't that into nature and shit.

    Constitution of 9 is very on brand though.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I ignore the race result on these, because it's clearly incorrect. I am fairly certain that I am a human.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Ok
    Strength- 17
    Dexterity- 16
    Constitution- 15
    Intelligence- 15
    Wisdom- 15
    Charisma- 8


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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I ignore the race result on these, because it's clearly incorrect. I am fairly certain that I am a human.

    Clearly, I'm a goblin.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I ignore the race result on these, because it's clearly incorrect. I am fairly certain that I am a human.

    I know what I am! I know what I was! change me! change me!

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Lawful Good Human Monk(3)/Ranger(2)
    Str 15
    Dex 14
    Con 13
    Int 17
    Wis 12
    Cha 15

    (Hm. Stats aren't optimized much. Though Wizard was only a few pips behind Monk, Ranger, and Druid in the class affinity section of detailed results.)

    Detailed:
    Detailed Results:

    Alignment:
    Lawful Good
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
    Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
    Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
    True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
    Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
    Lawful Evil
    XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
    Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXX (7)

    Law & Chaos:
    Law
    XXXXXXXXX (9)
    Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
    Chaos --- XXXX (4)

    Good & Evil:
    Good ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
    Evil ---- XXX (3)

    Race:
    Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
    Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
    Elf
    XXXXXXXX (8)
    Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Halfling - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (8)
    Half-Orc - XX (2)

    Class:
    Barbarian - XXXX (4)
    Bard
    XXXXXXXX (8)
    Cleric ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
    Druid
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
    Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
    Monk
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
    Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
    Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
    Rogue
    XXXXXX (6)
    Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
    Warlock --- XXXXXXXX (8)
    Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    140 questions?

    I have an announcement:

    Ahem

    I no longer give a shit about my stats.

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