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What's squishy, stretchy and transforms almost anything? ITS [Love]

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I wonder what a church service is like

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Hey girl I'd sure like to round up two of every animal, construct a massive boat, endure 40 days and nights of rain and hey! Where are you going!?

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I've never been inside a church

    Wait... No there was one wedding and one time I was in the attached gym at one.

    I have been in a handful of them
    But it ever so awkward to talk with people about it as I was not raised with going to the church which is an alien ideal to most people it seems

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    Juggernut wrote: »
    That reminds of one my favorite tweet threads.


    the lions are gay and they deserve a spot

    Brovid Hasselsmof
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Hey boy, you can call me Herodias because all I want is head.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Hey girl, is your name Heber? Because I bet you could peg me on the floor real good.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    hey ladies, they call me Lot because my wife is real salty

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    but uh, not because of anything to do with my daughters

    ElvenshaeOrca
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I'm smooth like Elisha and I want to introduce you to my two friends who live out in the woods.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Hey girl are you the Holy of Holies?

    Cause I wanna enter you once a year.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Whip me like a moneylender in the temple

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    "God told me he/she is the one for me"

    (He/she may/may not be already married)

    Or worse, "God told me to tell you that you and that person over there belong together" (that one is actually fine most of the time as the person saying it looks stupid. Unless the person theyre telling it to wants to believe it, then it goes worse.)

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I wonder what a church service is like

    Mostly just really boring and/or guilt-inducing, though I miss the singing practice I’d get

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I try not to add up all the hours I wasted at church because yikes it was a lot

    I frequently went to two services a week because my parents belonged to different denominations

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    As I recall, it mostly consists of really overthinking your handshake technique during the Peace Be With You bit if you're sitting in a pew near the cute girl.

    Also getting invited to a birthday party and buying a gold cross necklace from Target as a gift

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I was raised Episcopalian, and I am still so used to being part of High Anglican liturgy churches that were at minimum politically center-left while also being extraordinarily ritualistic to a formalized degree*, that I routinely just forget a lot of American Christianity is neither of those and that a lot of people get bummed out by it at the very least (especially in nerdy and left-leaning circles, both of which I end up in as a rule)

    I do think a lot of people totally miss the Episcopal Church on their way away from the Catholic Church or the Evangelicals, which is a shame because I think there's a lot to offer there for people who want to get away from churches that are some flavor of intolerant

    *most Episcopal churches aren't High church, but golly does my mom love them (and is now working at the National Cathedral which is High enough to put a Catholic to shame)

    XaquinVladimer
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    On a similar note, if I ever end up as the protagonist of an Evangelion-style giant robot anime with a lot of appropriated Christian themes, I absolutely want this to be my theme song

    Elvenshae
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    You know what would make church more popular?

    Spice up that boring old bible with some sweet comic book illustrations.

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    You know what would make church more popular?

    Spice up that boring old bible with some sweet comic book illustrations.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    You know what would make church more popular?

    Spice up that boring old bible with some sweet comic book illustrations.

    Got you covered

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 16
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    You know what would make church more popular?

    Spice up that boring old bible with some sweet comic book illustrations.

    Got you covered

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    https://www.electricsheepcomix.com/apocamon/

    Brolo on
    VeldrinElvenshae
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    that jonah and the whale arc was wild

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Oh hell yeah, give me the Left Behind series in the Pokémon world, I need it

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    You know what would make church more popular?

    Spice up that boring old bible with some sweet comic book illustrations.

    R. Crumb did am illustrated book of Genesis, I think it was?

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    Tonkka
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    that Manga Melech cover is giving me all kinds of minimal anger.

    I think probably because "melech" is "King" and there's a lady on it and who is she meant to be and why....

    I've thought about this too much.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    that Manga Melech cover is giving me all kinds of minimal anger.

    I think probably because "melech" is "King" and there's a lady on it and who is she meant to be and why....

    I've thought about this too much.

    I assumed the lady was Ruth

    Elvenshae
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    You know what would make church more popular?

    Spice up that boring old bible with some sweet comic book illustrations.

    R. Crumb did am illustrated book of Genesis, I think it was?

    That and the casually racist chick tracts
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    that Manga Melech cover is giving me all kinds of minimal anger.

    I think probably because "melech" is "King" and there's a lady on it and who is she meant to be and why....

    I've thought about this too much.

    I assumed the lady was Ruth

    I mean, maybe Esther, she was a Queen.

    But Ruth wasn't really anybody other than a good convert who took care of her mother in law and then married a landowner.

    ok, I'll buy Esther.

    VeldrinElvenshae
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited July 16
    Veldrin wrote: »
    that Manga Melech cover is giving me all kinds of minimal anger.

    I think probably because "melech" is "King" and there's a lady on it and who is she meant to be and why....

    I've thought about this too much.

    I assumed the lady was Ruth

    I mean, maybe Esther, she was a Queen.

    But Ruth wasn't really anybody other than a good convert who took care of her mother in law and then married a landowner.

    ok, I'll buy Esther.

    Oh dang, yeah Esther’s a good pick too

    edit: although a quick google seems to imply the comic is based between the entry into the Promised Land and the reign of King David, so shruuuug

    Veldrin on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    that Manga Melech cover is giving me all kinds of minimal anger.

    I think probably because "melech" is "King" and there's a lady on it and who is she meant to be and why....

    I've thought about this too much.

    I assumed the lady was Ruth

    I mean, maybe Esther, she was a Queen.

    But Ruth wasn't really anybody other than a good convert who took care of her mother in law and then married a landowner.

    ok, I'll buy Esther.

    Oh dang, yeah Esther’s a good pick too

    edit: although a quick google seems to imply the comic is based between the entry into the Promised Land and the reign of King David, so shruuuug

    Ah so then either Michal or Bathsheba then.


    And now, I really have spent far too long thinking about this.

    Elvenshae
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    How could you all forget
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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Also, ya'll remember that time a bunch of kids made fun of Elijah for being bald so Elijah made God send two she-bears out to kill all the kids? Like, 40 kids?

    Bible times, man.

    Crazy stuff.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    That's a pretty good ratio for the bears.

    You gotta think most bears don't maul any people.

    But those two got 20 kids each.

    They must be bear legends.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Fuckin end of round KD ratio for those bears is like, 2 to 1. Bears trying to be MLG.

    PTFO, she-bears.

    PTFO.

    Uriel
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    In other love news

    I think I’ve posted before about late night incidents with my partner which seemingly culminated in me unwittingly participating in a low-key exorcism at like 3am

    well, last night was spooky bedtime redux

    I woke up to her whispering in her sleep continuously for a few minutes, which I didn’t think much of, so I waited until she was done and I rolled over to go back to sleep.

    No sooner had I turned my back to her, I felt her jerk slightly towards me and let out a stream of loud and very rapid tongue clicking in my direction.

    I layed still for a minute or so, very awake and thoroughly creeped out, not wanting to startle her. Then I turned back over and lightly touched her shoulder to relax her. She didn’t respond for a few seconds, and then suddenly SLAMMED her other arm down on the mattress with a forceful sigh.

    She then happily rolled over, nestled into the sheet and started snoring.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What were common 3rd spaces in the past? I'm not sure I fully understand the term beyond a very broad "not home and not a workplace" and there must be some additional quality

    Playstation 2

    Not playing games on it, mind. Some folks in my old neighbourhood used to have swing dance classes in the hard drive bay.

    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What were common 3rd spaces in the past? I'm not sure I fully understand the term beyond a very broad "not home and not a workplace" and there must be some additional quality

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Hey baby are you a church tithe? Cause I want to put my ten percent in you.

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