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What's squishy, stretchy and transforms almost anything? ITS [Love]

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    My time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

    Into the future.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Lady was feeling down last night, so no hangouts, which is totally cool. I sent an encouraging text for her to wake up to, and got a lovely good morning reply. I was super nervous about the response, and now we're going to meet for drinks to celebrate her schedule change. The celebration is mostly because these shifts mean a better chance at earning more, but also because weekends will align better for more hangouts.

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    My time isn't money because i'm chronically unemployed.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I saw this on Etsy and immediately thought of @Gustav

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    Fun fact I just learned this week. One of Girl Gang started a relationship the exact day mine started.

    This lead to me having to learn the term cuffing season

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  • chromdomchromdom Why do bad things keep happening to me? Oh yeah, because of the things I've done.Registered User regular
    I am going to be really sorry if I Google that, aren't I?

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    I googled it and it seemed really mundane.

  • chromdomchromdom Why do bad things keep happening to me? Oh yeah, because of the things I've done.Registered User regular
    Whew

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular


    man i'm bi and I could use a fancy new spiralizer under my Christmas tree

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Hahaha what the fuck is that

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    holy shit I lost it at the drill

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    holy shit I lost it at the drill

    vrew vrew

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Lol cool the woman who postponed the date to today now did not respond to me when I was try to confirm yesterday

    A week is enough to lose excitement I guess
    I mean I also was previously excited and less so after moving it twice

    But now I guess it no happen

    Oh well time to give up on dating till after my thanksgiving trip

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »


    man i'm bi and I could use a fancy new spiralizer under my Christmas tree

    What is “under my Christmas tree” a euphemism for?

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »


    man i'm bi and I could use a fancy new spiralizer under my Christmas tree

    What is “under my Christmas tree” a euphemism for?

    punching the taint

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »


    man i'm bi and I could use a fancy new spiralizer under my Christmas tree

    i'm bi and I literally have that exact spiralizer

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »


    man i'm bi and I could use a fancy new spiralizer under my Christmas tree

    i'm bi and I literally have that exact spiralizer

    I’m also bi and now I feel like I need it

    Kwoaru
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Google tells me:
    - it’s real
    - it’s from 2015
    - it’s possibly a parody of a US 2009 advert in which a store had an almost identical ad but instead of ‘gay/bi/straight’ they had ‘black/white’ and it became something of a meme?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i'm gay and i absolutely want that light up christmas butt plug

    Brolo
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Lol cool the woman who postponed the date to today now did not respond to me when I was try to confirm yesterday

    A week is enough to lose excitement I guess
    I mean I also was previously excited and less so after moving it twice

    But now I guess it no happen

    Oh well time to give up on dating till after my thanksgiving trip

    My schedule is going to get real busy basically until christmas.

    Which means it's probably going to be the first time in a while I don't have a date for new years.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Ugh, another night another fantastic time. Played ping pong for like an hour at a local bar. Didn't want to say goodbye, but I have work and she has to take care of dogs. We will have our first full day off together next week though, so big thanks to our veterans.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    How in the fuck has it only been a month since I moved in with my girlfriend.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    It's my nephew's birthday tomorrow and my brother has tasked me with making a donkey for pinning the tail on. It's been years since I drew anything but how hard can a cartoon donkey be, right? Turns out, really hard!

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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    To be fair, you don't reaaaally need to draw the whole donkey, just donkeybutt

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Finished. I can't believe how challenging I found that. I now understand how Michelangelo felt after completing the Sistine Chapel

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    How about when Michelangelo finished that extra large pizza??

    Cowabunga!

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    edited November 8
    I need to vent about this

    My uncle had triple bypass heart surgery Wednesday. He has three children, one in Boston at college, one a senior in high school, another a freshman in high school. During the surgery only his wife (my aunt) went to the hospital to stay there as the senior went to Cleveland to interview for a college while my father drove the freshman around to his normal stuff. This was already kinda fucked up.

    He is supposed to get out of the hospital tomorrow. Surgery was successful but of course they have to monitor him and stuff and he needs help getting around the house and doing things. My aunt and the senior are flying to Seattle tomorrow to go to a soccer game. The one in Boston is staying in Boston. The freshman is idk staying at home? Depending on if he gets out of the hospital tomorrow or sunday before they get back, he'll have to take an Uber to get home and my aunt hired someone to help take care of him.

    This just has me so fucking furious. I'm related to the aunt by blood (dad's sister). My aunt said (I haven't spoken to her in person yet) that Uncle wanted them to go and blah blah blah. I'm really fucking mad about this and think this is fucked up.

    Oghulk on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    It's my nephew's birthday tomorrow and my brother has tasked me with making a donkey for pinning the tail on. It's been years since I drew anything but how hard can a cartoon donkey be, right? Turns out, really hard!


    Janson wrote: »
    It is SE++
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    Okay I spent far too much time on that so bed for me!


    https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/58650/draw-a-horse-thread-new-horse-page-36/p1

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Boy looking at some of that thread

    there's some names I've not thought about in a while

    and some names I wish didn't cross my mind again

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    I have a problem

    A cashier gave me her number. She had another employee give it to me because she's not actually here today. I'm her boss I don't want this. I'm not even interested outside of that fact.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Boy looking at some of that thread

    there's some names I've not thought about in a while

    and some names I wish didn't cross my mind again

    i'm right here

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Boy looking at some of that thread

    there's some names I've not thought about in a while

    and some names I wish didn't cross my mind again

    i'm right here

    Your name crosses my mind multiple times a day!!

  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    I need to vent about this

    My uncle had triple bypass heart surgery Wednesday. He has three children, one in Boston at college, one a senior in high school, another a freshman in high school. During the surgery only his wife (my aunt) went to the hospital to stay there as the senior went to Cleveland to interview for a college while my father drove the freshman around to his normal stuff. This was already kinda fucked up.

    He is supposed to get out of the hospital tomorrow. Surgery was successful but of course they have to monitor him and stuff and he needs help getting around the house and doing things. My aunt and the senior are flying to Seattle tomorrow to go to a soccer game. The one in Boston is staying in Boston. The freshman is idk staying at home? Depending on if he gets out of the hospital tomorrow or sunday before they get back, he'll have to take an Uber to get home and my aunt hired someone to help take care of him.

    This just has me so fucking furious. I'm related to the aunt by blood (dad's sister). My aunt said (I haven't spoken to her in person yet) that Uncle wanted them to go and blah blah blah. I'm really fucking mad about this and think this is fucked up.

    I dunno, this is kind of tough. Not everyone does the same things during a family surgery. My dad was in the hospital and I was like "what can I do? I'll be there!" and my mom was like "nah, stay home." Also, a freshman can't drive, it's finals for some colleges, and if the surgery went well the uncle probably said "please go and enjoy yourselves."

    But I don't know the family! If you think they have a history of being inconsiderate then maybe that's whats happening.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    So, how long after you start talking to someone online is generally sensible to ask them to a real life event, and is it based on time or actual messages exchanged. I've been talking to this person for a bit but like, one message a day or every other day.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    my dad acted grateful when ever he was visited in the hospital

    but it also made him feel like a burden if people re-arranged their lives to visit him

    sometimes working to maintain normalcy can be a theraputic for everyone involved in medical issues

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    I just had a minor surgery last week, and while I love my family dearly, I wanted them out of my house as soon as possible. My natural reaction to illness or injury is to retreat to my den like a wounded animal and not talk to anyone until I feel better.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Boy looking at some of that thread

    there's some names I've not thought about in a while

    and some names I wish didn't cross my mind again

    i'm right here

    Oh, not you, I’ve just never thought about you.

    Elvenshae
  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    I need to vent about this

    My uncle had triple bypass heart surgery Wednesday. He has three children, one in Boston at college, one a senior in high school, another a freshman in high school. During the surgery only his wife (my aunt) went to the hospital to stay there as the senior went to Cleveland to interview for a college while my father drove the freshman around to his normal stuff. This was already kinda fucked up.

    He is supposed to get out of the hospital tomorrow. Surgery was successful but of course they have to monitor him and stuff and he needs help getting around the house and doing things. My aunt and the senior are flying to Seattle tomorrow to go to a soccer game. The one in Boston is staying in Boston. The freshman is idk staying at home? Depending on if he gets out of the hospital tomorrow or sunday before they get back, he'll have to take an Uber to get home and my aunt hired someone to help take care of him.

    This just has me so fucking furious. I'm related to the aunt by blood (dad's sister). My aunt said (I haven't spoken to her in person yet) that Uncle wanted them to go and blah blah blah. I'm really fucking mad about this and think this is fucked up.

    I dunno, this is kind of tough. Not everyone does the same things during a family surgery. My dad was in the hospital and I was like "what can I do? I'll be there!" and my mom was like "nah, stay home." Also, a freshman can't drive, it's finals for some colleges, and if the surgery went well the uncle probably said "please go and enjoy yourselves."

    But I don't know the family! If you think they have a history of being inconsiderate then maybe that's whats happening.

    I understand that, honestly. It's more the "he'll get an Uber home" part that pisses me off. There's a lot of stuff there.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Death to Facebook!
    I log in every few days to see what GW or a handful of others have for news [I do find it interesting they seems to all be finding a way off facebook} I am greeted with an article saying people not having children because of climate change are silly they are hurting society

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Ok here is a weird thing that I want to get out of my brain: Every time I read this thread title my head plays it out like a scene from the Simpsons.

    Bart and Lisa are walking past the kitchen when Marge sticks her head out and asks them: "What's squishy, stretchy and transforms almost anything?"

    And Bart and Lisa just stare at each other.

    And then Marge goes "It's LOVE!" and gestures at all the streamers and balloons strung up around the kitchen because she is literally the only person in Springfield still celebrating Love Day.

    And Bart and Lisa keep staring and sloooowly back away.

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    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
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