they quack a big game but they got hollow bird bones and a neck that's practically built for wringing
as far as people go, I could handle one person of average health, I think. I always carry my penknife with me, so even if I lose, they're gonna get a pretty good shivving
edit: also two average dogs, not like, mastiffs, and one wolf, maybe.
A goose bit me while I was fishing once, no human is taking on a human-sized goose.
Apparantly chimpanzees have the manual dexterity to throttle eachother but dont, their violence is terrifying and devastating but unfocused, need that human evil gene
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just imagine you're delivering a pizza and a giant fucking parrot is talking at you with its weird parrot voice, it's vacant bird eyes poking out from the brim of its dick tracy ass hat
Birds are very light for their volume, for obvious reason. The largest bird still able to fly is 18kg. Scaling that dove to 80kg would probably be a 12 foot affair.
Sheep are a decent suggestion. They can bowl you over, but they have little defenses and are notoriously dumb.
If you could pick any average human mass propirtional animal to be your pet, what would it be
give me a giant fucking parrot i can dress in a trenchcoat and fedora like an undecover ninja turtle and train to answer the door
A human-sized parrot with equivalently scaled up brain size would have super-human intelligence due to their far more efficient avian brains, basically negating our greatest strength over other creatures.
I think I would just beg for mercy and hope the parrot is benevolent.
If you could pick any average human mass propirtional animal to be your pet, what would it be
give me a giant fucking parrot i can dress in a trenchcoat and fedora like an undecover ninja turtle and train to answer the door
A human-sized parrot with equivalently scaled up brain size would have super-human intelligence due to their far more efficient avian brains, basically negating our greatest strength over other creatures.
I think I would just beg for mercy and hope the parrot is benevolent.
So long as you offer it a cracker the size of a mattress, you should be good to go.
Also, I want a human sized horse shoe crab or triops.
How sweet would that be to ride down the street?
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just imagine you're delivering a pizza and a giant fucking parrot is talking at you with its weird parrot voice, it's vacant bird eyes poking out from the brim of its dick tracy ass hat
damn slap some titties on this and it's basically a lisa hanawalt
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I laughed pretty hard at the Fullcasts tangent about Ozarkham Asylum this week
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
It's a shame too. The Kinda Funny game showcases actually did a pretty good job of highlighting smaller games that I routinely hadn't heard of until I saw then there.
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i mean i'm not even thrilled about being around humans
A goose bit me while I was fishing once, no human is taking on a human-sized goose.
Have you seen the Untitled Goose Game trailers?!
Ferrets shit a lot, get ready for tons of poo
give me a giant fucking parrot i can dress in a trenchcoat and fedora like an undecover ninja turtle and train to answer the door
Why’d you post a video of just some dude
Sheep are a decent suggestion. They can bowl you over, but they have little defenses and are notoriously dumb.
A human-sized parrot with equivalently scaled up brain size would have super-human intelligence due to their far more efficient avian brains, basically negating our greatest strength over other creatures.
I think I would just beg for mercy and hope the parrot is benevolent.
So long as you offer it a cracker the size of a mattress, you should be good to go.
Also, I want a human sized horse shoe crab or triops.
How sweet would that be to ride down the street?
I wish I could go see Demi's comedy squad
We talkin 'bout The Amory Score?
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
damn slap some titties on this and it's basically a lisa hanawalt
It's from the old games show where they do gba games
They had turbo second
The gb chat rioted
Any time someone ranks only the first like 5 seasons as the best, you can discount it
Pr is an extremely uneven series but that's just bait for 30 year olds
Wow. Of all the games to sell out for right now. What's next? Ion Fury bonus pod?
I suppose that takes me from "willing to buy the game if it's good to support the non-Pickford devs there" to "maybe when it's either $5 or free"
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I'm more inclined to think he's seeking out shitty characters
He may in fact also be shitty
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