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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I think there was some belief that whites came from the Caucasus mountain region

    Y'all would too what with your love of hiking and somesuch nonsense

    This stereotyping!!!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    autism parent educator

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    That autism tweet feels bullshit-ey

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    we all stand or sit when we pee

    I refuse this dichotomy

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I also may not be 100% sure what dichotomy means

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    we all stand or sit when we pee

    I refuse this dichotomy

    dicho is spanish for saying and tomy is a guy i know named tommy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I also may not be 100% sure what dichotomy means

    It’s like a lobotomy but for the dich

    PSN: Honkalot
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Its super political so I cant post it here and its also too meme for a actual politics thread but Papa Roach made a hilarious tweet about an hour ago.

    I just saw this and it's an excellent candidate for best tweet of 2019

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Now I'm imagining all the inventive ways to pee that cannot be accurately described as sitting or standing

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I assume "autism parent educator" is a title you don't need to have any relevant degree to call yourself.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    That autism tweet feels bullshit-ey

    Yeah seriously. Like my son lines his toys up, I don't think he's autistic. Also I don't think changing one problematic behavior suddenly makes a child not ausitic? Like her advice seems to be like "If they don't line their toys up they won't be autistic?"

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Its super political so I cant post it here and its also too meme for a actual politics thread but Papa Roach made a hilarious tweet about an hour ago.

    I just saw this and it's an excellent candidate for best tweet of 2019

    I feel you oversold this and the tweet underdelivered much like papa roach themselves.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Now I'm imagining all the inventive ways to pee that cannot be accurately described as sitting or standing

    falling
    lying down
    running
    walking

    Handstand
    Hopping
    Sex swing
    Hovering
    The slimy Australian

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    That autism tweet feels bullshit-ey

    Yeah seriously. Like my son lines his toys up, I don't think he's autistic. Also I don't think changing one problematic behavior suddenly makes a child not ausitic? Like her advice seems to be like "If they don't line their toys up they won't be autistic?"

    Her solution also seems to be if they line up toys, put them away.

    My kids would figure this out in 2 seconds to get out of cleaning up the play room.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Next thing you know they will stop children from being obsessed with trains because that is a stereotype of autism.

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Its super political so I cant post it here and its also too meme for a actual politics thread but Papa Roach made a hilarious tweet about an hour ago.

    I just saw this and it's an excellent candidate for best tweet of 2019

    I feel you oversold this and the tweet underdelivered much like papa roach themselves.

    "Best tweet" is a backhanded compliment at best though

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I think I just witnessed Fear the walking dead definitely jumping the shark. Wow
    Guy who has an axe is hurt on the ground with two zombies approaching. Cowboy bro wants to help him but has only one bullet. Tells axeman to raise the axe. Cowboy shoots the blade of the axe, splitting the bullet and achieving double headshots.

    This show is so bad

    PSN: Honkalot
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well at least we solved that mystery.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    That autism tweet feels bullshit-ey

    Yeah seriously. Like my son lines his toys up, I don't think he's autistic. Also I don't think changing one problematic behavior suddenly makes a child not ausitic? Like her advice seems to be like "If they don't line their toys up they won't be autistic?"

    Lining up toys is like one of the 'other, possible symptoms' of autism, but by itself isn't an indication.

    I think this tweet is wildly irresponsible.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Next thing you know they will stop children from being obsessed with trains because that is a stereotype of autism.

    If your kid's already into gangbang pornography you have worse problems than autism.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I think I just witnessed Fear the walking dead definitely jumping the shark. Wow
    Guy who has an axe is hurt on the ground with two zombies approaching. Cowboy bro wants to help him but has only one bullet. Tells axeman to raise the axe. Cowboy shoots the blade of the axe, splitting the bullet and achieving double headshots.

    This show is so bad

    jesus

    amazing

    i might start watching again

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    learning that guy fieri is, in his own surely kind of abrasive way, an okay dude, makes me feel better about hating his persona and his products

    purely recreational, FDA approved medium rare type hate

    instead of actually being frustrated at his existence

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I think I just witnessed Fear the walking dead definitely jumping the shark. Wow
    Guy who has an axe is hurt on the ground with two zombies approaching. Cowboy bro wants to help him but has only one bullet. Tells axeman to raise the axe. Cowboy shoots the blade of the axe, splitting the bullet and achieving double headshots.

    This show is so bad

    Wait that sounds awesome...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    food that will only kill you if you have nothing else you can eat

    amazing

    I mean it makes sense in a way. Like how post concentration camps, the starving people in them had to have a strict diet to reacclimate to real food. When you're starving eating can kill you sadly enough.

    also like rabbit poisoning!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Now I'm imagining all the inventive ways to pee that cannot be accurately described as sitting or standing

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I think I just witnessed Fear the walking dead definitely jumping the shark. Wow
    Guy who has an axe is hurt on the ground with two zombies approaching. Cowboy bro wants to help him but has only one bullet. Tells axeman to raise the axe. Cowboy shoots the blade of the axe, splitting the bullet and achieving double headshots.

    This show is so bad

    jesus

    amazing

    i might start watching again

    It’s not good, but the season plot arcs always seem interesting until they turn out not to be. This one still seems interesting but I don’t have high hopes...

    PSN: Honkalot
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Now I'm imagining all the inventive ways to pee that cannot be accurately described as sitting or standing

    I feel like I can readily identify three points on this spectrum:

    sitting, squatting, standing

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    My genius idea for a zombie show is where the people are decent and the real monster is the zombies.

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Now I'm imagining all the inventive ways to pee that cannot be accurately described as sitting or standing

    I feel like I can readily identify three points on this spectrum:

    sitting, squatting, standing

    Crab walk

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Now I'm imagining all the inventive ways to pee that cannot be accurately described as sitting or standing

    I feel like I can readily identify three points on this spectrum:

    sitting, squatting, standing

    What about lying down?

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I misidentified some kind of senior non-attorney dude at a firm that contacted me as a "paralegal" to people in my office and immediately a senior guy here was like woooahhhh i don't know I'd call him that

    I'm dying of embarrassment since folks are on this first name basis with him and he's something of a bigshot

    the frustrating thing is that Big National Firm who has similar correspondence with us also has a similar guy who, in fact, signs his letters as Paralegal, which is where I got the idea

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    I'm hanging out at a pier and there's this obnoxiously attractive couple playing with a longboard and being all lovey-dovey

    The song I'm listening to has the ending chorus "you're just jealous cuz we're young and in love"

    When did I become the old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    My genius idea for a zombie show is where the people are decent and the real monster is the zombies.

    Nah no one would believe that. If your survivors aren't the real monster than what moral is the show having?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    If you are tired of Walkiing Dead and want a different zombie show Black Sunday was excellent.

    Jubal77 on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    My genius idea for a zombie show is where the people are decent and the real monster is the zombies.

    Nah no one would believe that. If your survivors aren't the real monster than what moral is the show having?

    Anarchism works.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Now I'm imagining all the inventive ways to pee that cannot be accurately described as sitting or standing

    I feel like I can readily identify three points on this spectrum:

    sitting, squatting, standing

    What about lying down?

    oh shit yeah

    I'm going to call those the "negative numbers"

    -1: lying down
    0: sitting
    0.5: squatting
    1: standing

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think it's just shit aioli that is mayonnaise with garlic

    You make them very differently anyhow

    I mean

    Not really

    It's an emulsion of oil and egg with an acid. Some aioli's don't use egg, 99% of them do. All emulsions are pretty much made the exact same way.
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I think it's just shit aioli that is mayonnaise with garlic

    You make them very differently anyhow

    I mean

    Not really

    It's an emulsion of oil and egg with an acid. Some aioli's don't use egg, 99% of them do. All emulsions are pretty much made the exact same way.

    Aioli is / should be garlic + olive oil and probably some salt or whatever. It's an absolute fuck to make an emulsion from.

    It's missing two of the core ingredients of mayonnaise (lemon juice and eggs) and used a different type of oil

    Hence my comment that shit aioli is almost certainly garlic mayonnaise (but still great) and then there's probably a grey spectrum between the two

    Aioli's garlic takes the place of the lemon juice and creates an anionic emulsion as opposed to a cationic emulsion like mayo. It's an interesting food chemistry comparison to read up on.

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Now I'm imagining all the inventive ways to pee that cannot be accurately described as sitting or standing

    I feel like I can readily identify three points on this spectrum:

    sitting, squatting, standing

    What about lying down?

    oh shit yeah

    I'm going to call those the "negative numbers"

    -1: lying down
    0: sitting
    0.5: squatting
    1: standing

    Where does leaning fall on this axis

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i don't think i want a different zombie show either

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I'm hanging out at a pier and there's this obnoxiously attractive couple playing with a longboard and being all lovey-dovey

    The song I'm listening to has the ending chorus "you're just jealous cuz we're young and in love"

    When did I become the old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone

    that is so on the nose that - although they're not complicit in your tunes - you're morally allowed to push them into the sea

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